Cast: Savana Styles, Robert Axel, Trillium, Kurt Lockwood, Katrina Jade, Chad Diamond, Tysen Rich, Joey Silvera
Length: 185:59 minutes
Date of Production: 2015
Extras: The extras were light this time, including a cast list, filmographies, trailers, a pop shot recap, and some websites.
Audio/Video Quality: Strap Some Boyz 5 was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying considerably. And yes, there was a company watermark displayed on the lower right hand corner of the screen for those who care. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.
Body of Review: Joey Silvera is one of the kinkier directors whose directing efforts are distributed by Evil Angel, his love of ladies turning the tables on men well known. His latest release making it my way is the recently released Strap Some Boyz 5, the usual dynamic of ladies boning males once again explored with a great cast of diverse ladies, the front cover featuring hotty Katrina Jade. Having seen many of Joey’s projects in this genre, I wondered how it would differ from the popular “Strap Attack” series, so many of the spin off titles narrowing down the niche compared to this one. In any case, the other ladies included Savana Styles, Trillium, and Tysen Rich with mostly third tier meat puppets as the targets of their plastic peckers.
The company website described the movie like this: “Horny women — from girly sweethearts to imposing dommes — harness their lust, buckle on big, menacing dildos and take charge of submissive men in kinky director Joey Silvera’s “Strap Some Boyz #5.” Busty, Amazonian blonde Savana Styles compares dongs with muscular Robert Axel: His meat is big; her tool is huge! The limber slut with the stunning butt can suck his dick as she porks his asshole. He sucks strap-on ass-to-mouth. Blushing blonde Trillium puts a leg lock on ripped stud Kurt Lockwood’s neck. She tongues his bunghole with dirty dedication, and he beats off as she plows his rear. He loves impaling himself on her stick as she calls him “a dirty little slut.” Bratty, exotically tattooed Katrina Jade demands foot worship, ass worship and cocksucking supplication from wimpy Chad Diamond. With her fat dildo buried in his rectum, she strokes his semen onto her belly and makes him lap it up. Skinny, young Tysen Rich (wearing a tiara!) explains that her creepy stepdad is always perving on her. They seem to perv on each other as the dirty-talking girl sodomizes his asshole, calling him nasty names. They share sperm-soaked kisses. Trillium returns for a POV BJ/foot job scene with Joey. Practicing her deep-throat skills, she gags, eyes watering, and she licks cum from her flexing toes.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were not used for those still interested:
Scene One: Savana Styles, a curvy Canadian with pretty eyes and a juicy ass, was up first with Robert Axel, the young hotty new to the series as this was only her 9th listed scene on the IAFD. She wore a skimpy pink and black outfit (a “snatch patch” of sorts) and a sizable strap on dildo as her body glistened from some oil, the gal ready to assert her dominance in the contemporary home setting as she posed for the camera. While I really dig her body, her brilliant eyes always work for me too, the gal already showing a great deal of potential in her scenes. She took her time walking over to Robert here, establishing her role as his superior as he knelt in submission, crawling for her as she tossed small objects for him to fetch. The drawing out of the action worked well here, Robert slobbing her knob and rimming her with some gash gobbling added in later, Savana blowing him to show she wasn’t just about painfully poking his pucker with her pecker as she throated him to the hilt. There was also hand to gland friction included on his modest member and she tossed his salad in a sensual manner as though she really liked it, the fake dick easily sliding into his ass as she boned him like she owned him in a few positions before he was ordered to orally service her and then get just a taste of her dripping snatch before she nuzzled his nuts as he beat off, draining his dragon of sperm before he did some ATM and cleaned up her bald beaver. The company website described the scene like this: “Busty, Amazonian blonde Savana Styles has tattoos, puffy lips (both facial and labial) and a stunning butt. Wearing little more than a black strap-on cock, she teases muscular, submissive Robert Axel. Savana sucks his boner and they compare equipment: His is big; hers is huge! She orders him onto his knees to blow her and bends him, ass-up, in preparation for a deep butt fuck. The limber slut can suck his dick as she porks his asshole. Her hard, round cheeks pump as she plugs him doggie-style. Savana strokes Robert's meat with two feet and bares her big clit for him to lick. He fucks her shaved twat to orgasm and sucks her strap-on ass-to-mouth.”
Scene Two: Trillium, a lean gal with blond hair and an oiled up body, was up next in the home, her tiny tits and thin body barely covered by a muff buffer skirt and sparkling bra, a tiny thong included as well as she posed for the camera during a brief interview. She was partnered up with Kurt Lockwood, a guy long into getting cocks stuffed in his ass and mouth, so she was well paired up in terms of not getting a guy who was faking his love of receiving cock. The aging lothario was shown pawing her youthful body, his receding hairline and tired look offset by his very fit body and her youthful zeal to see what the old guy had to offer. He showed her some wrestling moves of a sexual nature, her skirt ditched as he sniffed her goodies with some foot fetish action included for those into it (I am not). He ate her ass and licked her pussy before she gave him a hand assisted hummer, fingering his well worn ass as she prepared his otherwise turgid boner for some fun. Of special interest was how she too tossed salad like a seasoned expert, showing no hesitation at rimming him before he outfitted her with a modest strap on dildo, stroking it like it was a real cock before he showed his considerable oral skills at blowing it, then face fucking her and giving her a sample of his own modest member vaginally before they alternated in porking each other. Kurt moaned like a proper bitch as she easily slid her dildo into his ass and he jerked off, Trillium milking his balls dry of semen to feed him before they kissed though she licked up most of his seed to cumswap it with the eager lad. The company website described the scene like this: “Blushing blonde Trillium shows off small, natural tits and an oiled ass in a mini-skirt and stilettos. Muscular, tattooed Kurt Lockwood teaches her wrestling moves and she puts a leg lock on his neck. With spit for lube, Trillium suck-strokes his cock and fingers his asshole; she tongues his bunghole with deep, dirty dedication. Trillium straps on a black dildo and Kurt coaches her to fuck his face. With his leg up on her shoulder, she porks his ass as she jacks his joint. He beats off as she plows him doggie-style. Kurt gets to fuck, choke and rim the blonde. Mostly, he loves impaling his asshole on her prick as she calls him 'a dirty little slut.' Fucking him hard, she jacks out his jism and feeds him the juice. They share cum kisses.”
Scene Three: Katrina Jade, the exotic brunette featured on the left side of the front cover, was up next as the featured act, the gal in about 55 listed scenes on the IAFD (nearly as many as all her female peers in the movie put together). She wore her cover outfit and already had her large strap on dildo firmly in place as moper Chad Diamond gave her little kisses all over her oiled body, the man acting like her slave as he licked her feet and toes, shoes and all. He jerked off to her stripper shoes as she laughed at him too, Chad devouring the fake cock orally like a seasoned cocksucker as Katrina sported a devious look in her eyes. She then upped the ante by blowing him a bit and fingering his ass as he beat off, her well lubricated toy taking over as she stretched him wide open. She even tossed his salad briefly before he mounted her toy to impale himself while jerking off, the look of ecstasy on his face showing his appreciation for her own hand to gland friction skills before he sucked the toy clean and went down on her, Chad briefly getting the chance to pound her shaven snatch which led to Katrina polishing him off with her hand to spew on her abdomen, Chad kneeling down to savor his own goo. The company website described the scene like this: “Bratty, exotically tattooed Katrina Jade looks hot in fisnhets and high heels, showing off pierced, natural tits and sporting a thick, strap-on dick. She demands foot worship from wimpy Chad Diamond, who sucks her heels and sweaty toes. Taunting him, Katrina orders cocksucking supplication, and she dick-whips his face. She shakes her greased ass in his face, requiring deep ass worship. Katrina sucks on his boner, a third the size of her tool. She spits in his mouth and makes him beg for a fuck, then plows his ass. He sucks strap-on ass-to-mouth, eats bald pussy and even gets to fuck it. With her fat dildo buried in his rectum, she strokes his semen onto her belly and makes him lap it up.”
Scene Four: Tysen Rich, a skinny newcomer with a couple dozen credits to her name, was up next in the last full scene of the movie as she totally dominated Kurt Lockwood. The bulk of her hair was dark brown with some blonde highlights, a tiara on her head showing her superior status to the suited guy the company website referred to as “creepy” (I point his out since I am routinely vilified for saying the same thing). In any case, she looked about a third his age as he pawed and groped her firm young hardbody, her skimpy booty shorts and tied off top leaving little to the imagination before Kurt dug his hand into her pink panties (making her nipples erect). They then went to the bed where the clothing came off and she dinned her strap on dildo, Tysen sucking the head of his modest boner as he fingered her and watched her stroke her newfound erection, Kurt chowing down on the cock with a highly polished blowjob to show her how it’s done. He begged for more cock and she obliged him, his oral efforts rewarded by her fingering his ass and allowing him some access to pound her pussy as he choked her. This wasn’t enough stimulation for him though so he bent over to assume the position, Tysen slowly drilling his ass as he moaned in pleasure, more penetration positions by both of them leading to her handjob that pushed him over the edge to nut all over himself as her strap on dildo continued to tear up his ass. She then provided some post coital head as he nervously collected his clothing in the background. The company website described the scene like this: “Skinny, young dirty blonde Tysen Rich -- cute in jean skirt, heels and tiara -- explains that her creepy stepdad is always perving on her. Enter Kurt Lockwood, who likes being called 'Daddy' as he fingers Tysen's shaved pussy. He fucks her with a black dildo that she tastes pussy-to-mouth. Tysen straps it on for some 69, and they exchange familial face fucks. Talking dirty, Tysen takes a doggie-style boning. She sodomizes his greased asshole, stroking his erection and calling him nasty names. With her dildo buried in his bunghole, she sucks his semen and they share sperm-soaked mouth kisses.”
Scene Five: Trillium, looking cuter than ever, was then up last in more of an “extra” scene with director Joey Silvera in POV fashion, her pretty eyes maintaining good contact as she slobbed his knob to completion, the brief interlude including some foot fetish work too as a means of finishing him off. The company website described the scene like this: “Pale, strawberry blonde Trillium impresses pornographer Joey Silvera with her toothy grin and all-natural body -- her fleshy ass is encased in lacy panties. The older man tweaks her nipples. He shoots POV-style footage as she kneels for a worshipful blow job, making blue-eyed contact with the camera. She masturbates her shaved twat, and deep-throat practice makes her gag, eyes watering. She grasps his erection with both feet for a two-foot job, and her flexing toes make him cum. Trillium plays with the slop coating her feet and licks semen from her fingers. It's her first foot job to completion.”
Summary: Strap Some Boyz 5 by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was a lot of fun with enough diversity in scenarios, ladies, and overall attitude that devotees of female domination and ladies using strap on dildos on male partners should consider this a “must have” to say the least. For a more general audience, it merited at least a rating of Recommended or better, depending on just how open you are to a walk on the wilder side of kink. Katrina Jade looking awesome, Savana Styles providing a new set of skills to admire, then Trillium and Tysen Rich all showing their love of controlling dick hungry guys. I did consider the last scene more of an “extra” scene given it lacked the requisite strap on play, the director getting a blowjob and footjob really not the same thing so adjust the score as you see fit in that regard. In short, Strap Some Boyz 5 was the kind of title that might make some of you reconsider just how far you would go to please a lady friend, some of them that are really into this kind of thing wanting to expand male boundaries as more of a power play in role reversals than just inflicting pain to a submissive dolt so give it a look in case it trips your trigger too.
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