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Anal Brats

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 1/11/16

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Category: Gonzo/Anal






Cast: Dakota Skye/Sara Luvv/Charlotte Cross/Mila Jade/Mark Wood/Chris Strokes

Director: LeWood

Extras: BTS/Trailers/Photo Gallery/Web

Release Date: 12/30/2015

Runtime: 2 Hrs 38 Mins


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*Audio/Video Levels: This is a web-based review for LeWood's Anal Brats; The Evil Angel Website allows for 7 streaming options, the lowest being 160p, and the highest being 1080p. The website also allows a direct download of each individual scene, with the options again ranging from low/standard to 1080p HD should you choose to view it that way. The audio elements are very basic, and the Evil Angel watermark lies on the lower right hand corner of the screen being mostly unnoticeable to viewers. This review is based on the 540p Web HD streaming video; the camerawork in this one is nothing short of exceptional from the tease through the sex, giving us the perfect ratio of close-ups to expressive shots that helps it stand out from your more rudimentary gonzo themed releases. Each intro was accompanied by some light music in the background, with the premiere scene adding some nice contrast to that, having a back and forth between co-director Mark Wood and Dakota Skye that made for a highly wankable precursor to the scene. There was no noticeable distortion or inaudible moments in any part of the audio portion of the film from what I could tell.


*Scene 1:

Dakota Skye/Mark Wood

Anal, ATM

The premiere scene in LeWood's Anal Brats kicks off with an absolutely sensational simplified tease sequence - It opens as we see the adorable Dakota Skye dressed gorgeously in a tiny red and white striped tube top, daisy duke shorts, and black high heels to complete the look. The outfit is perfectly porn'd up without being a carbon copy of what it seems all directors are putting their girls in these days, but the actual tease sequence reminded of the 'porno days of yore' with it's extremely simple-but-effective setup. Dakota looks amazing throughout, taunting our director and the home viewers with her cocky giggle that confirms Mark's blatant compliments of her. It's perfect, without even trying. The tease rolls into some masturbatory play from Dakota, plunging a red dildo into her anus up until co-director Mark Wood steps into view to lend a helping hand. Sex ultimately sets in quickly once Wood comes in, welcoming himself by throttling Dakota's asshole like a high powered industrial drill, before she drops to her knees and he wedges his wang into her cakehole while the dickspit drips down her chin like a flowing river. Things continue onward seeming only to get better through the course of the scene's 41 minute runtime, with some noticeably strong camerawork adding volumes to it as well. Dakota's expressions and actions are flawlessly exaggerated; she seems to encompass the "Anal Brat" here in a way that's almost too perfect. Things ultimately reach their ending after Mark pulls out of a reverse cowgirl style buttfuck, with Dakota dropping to her knees and lapping up the contents of his ballsack while saying, "I love getting fucked in the ass." Awwe. Overall this was a fucking fantastic scene; It seems Dakota has really mastered the art of the cockteasing teenage slut and the proof is in the pudding - Don't fucking miss this one. Great, great stuff. I loved it. 



*Scene 2: 

Sara Luvv/Chris Strokes

Anal, ATM, Dildo DP

The second scene sets up with an extended tease from Sara Luvv, who if I told you we're seeing everywhere these days it'd be a drastic understatement. The tease is unlike the first in that it's set up with a light musical undertone and no talking between the stars, lasting upwards to 7 minutes and consisting of a poolside and in-pool sensually driven effort from Sara as she dawns a shiny blue one piece bathing suit in the midst of it. Things run a little long by the final moments, moving into an indoor setting where we again get some anal masturbatory play from Sara before Chris Strokes' schlong meets her acquaintance and she welcomes it by lodging it into her cakehole. The intro blowie is solid to say the least, featuring the adorable Sara discharging hordes of dickspit as it all progresses, then bending over and submitting to her co-star by way of a hard & heavy doggie style ass-blasting. The sex has a really intense feel to it all for most the entire runtime, but some of my favorite parts of this one were based on the sexual positioning combined with camerawork; it seemed that it deviated from a lot of the staple positions that are consistently uniform to LeWood's scenes and I thought it added some great contrast to the overall viewing. After a 42 minute rectal rooting Sara pops off of her co-star from a cowgirl buttfuck, to which he rewards her with a recklessly showering sprayload of cum to the face, before she shows off her gaper to the fans at home and blows a kiss to close. Outstanding scene here to follow up with the last one; Sara seems to be a consistently safe casting choice for directors everywhere. Even with all of the magnitude of great scenes that we've watched from Sara through her still flourishing career, I don't think we've seen her at her best, look for her to have a big 2016. 



*Scene 3: 

Charlotte Cross/Mark Wood 

1st Anal, ATM

Brand new hottie Charlotte Cross encapsulates our view for the third scene in the film, starting us off with an unfortunately hollow tease without too much movement or noteworthy acts aside from her hotness, running the course of around 5 minutes before moving into the indoor setting where the action takes place. Charlotte talks about the fact that it's her first on-camera anal endeavor, wearing nothing but costume style kitty ears on her head and a foxtail buttplug. The pre-sex foreplay ultimately sets in with our featured starlet making some decent efforts in stuffing her director's schlong into her throat, moving into a doggie style pussy plunge where Charlotte drips cooze from her cooter while making a concerted effort to try and make sure the scene is portrayed as well as possible. Anal sex sets in pretty quickly, with Mark easing his dong into her fudge tunnel with the utmost care, before a full-on doggie style ass-slamming takes place. I think things started pretty slow here for the most part, but they definitely pick up as Charlotte gets a little more immersed in the scene, or at least comes off that way - There's a lot of dirty talk from her once it reaches the three quarter mark, and even though it isn't the most convincing dirty talk I've ever heard it still made the scene a lot more enjoyable. The ass-plunging from hall of fame porner Mark Wood seems to be pretty unrestrained considering it's Charlote's first on camera anal scene, running through a variety of different positions as she dittles her cooter with a hitachi wand in the latter stages for added effect. Things ultimately meet their end after a beautifully shot final segment that gives us an up-close and personal viewing of Charlotte getting her ass handed to her in the most literal of ways, before Wood pulls out his plonker and dumps his dong sauce over her face to end it. Overall, I'm not sure that this scene had the same strength of the first two, but it still had some moments; Charlotte is definitely still figuring everything out, but I think once she works out the kinks she could have a really bright future. Good scene. 



*Scene 4: 

Mila Jade/Mark Wood

Anal, ATM, Dildo DP

The final scene in LeWood's Anal Brats kicks off as we see the absolutely insatiable Mila Jade, looking fucking breathtaking in the opening tease sequence taking place indoors for the first time in the movie. Mila's got a healthy booty for being such a tiny thing, showing her hole off generously for the home viewers with a cocky smile that makes it all the more better. She's dressed in a white one piece swimsuit that unbuttons over the vag for easier access, as the camera gets some stunning up-close and pervy face shots that make the viewing even better than it already is. The tease runs the course of an all-too short 4 minutes, ending as Mila shows off her plugged asshole and co-director Mark Wood steps in to assist her. Things continue with Mila slopping up Mark's throbber perfectly, chugging on cock like a seasoned vet with some exaggerated cock chokes that boost the viewing well. Sex comes into play as Wood bends her over on the couch, throttling her cooter relentlessly while sporadically shoving a dildo into her mouth as she moans adoringly in the process. The anal comes into play shortly thereafter, with position switches having an organic, non-mechanical feel that makes everything translate really well. Mila gets fully ass-railed through the course of the 36 minutes that the scene runs for, never seeming to get enough, and boasting some healthy gapes for the home viewers before all is said and done. Things finish up with an "ass-in-the-air" rectal rooting from Mark, moving forth with some final ATM dick chugs from Mila that ultimately result in Mark churning out his dicksauce over her face before she gives him a kiss on the tip and the screen fades. Magnifico! What a scene. Mila Jade is a goddamn rockstar, no question about it. From the tease to the cumshot, it didn't only surpass my expectations by a landslide, but I thought it toppled every scene in an already solid release. Good stuff. 



LeWood's Anal Brats from Evil Angel Video is top notch ass-blasting fun from the moments it begins, with very few moments of slowness which is extremely uncommon these days in terms of front-to-back DVD releases. While Mila and Dakota definitely steal the show, Sara and Charlotte had some equally impressive moments laced into their scenes that make this a top tier gonzo title if I've ever seen one. The direction in this movie was nothing short of brilliant; it's exactly what we want to see - Expressive shots, close-ups where the girls face is still visible in the background, and some wonderfully perved up face views throughout the introductory sequences that add volumes to the way that a scene is comprehensively viewed. Extras on the DVD offer up a BTS segment with post scene interviews from all of the girls in the cast, a solid photo gallery, some trailers from LeWood's recent works, and web access for those keeping score. I'd have to be a moron not to give this one a full recommendation, but I'll even go a step further on this one for it's solid direction and strong performances. If you're in the market to watch some cocky young sluts get their asses handed to them in the most literal of ways, then look no further - Anal Brats is a movie you're going to want to check out. Highly Recommended. 


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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