Cast: Jade Nile, James Deen, Mandy, Rose Chief, Diana Colton
Length: 160:39 minutes
Date of Production: 2015
Extras: There were 8:23 minutes of trailers only.
Audio/Video Quality: Fuck James Deen was presented in anamorphic widescreen by director James Deen for James Deen Productions. The bulk of the footage was shot by a static camera that James himself set down, far less of the point of view (POV) material than he has included in the past. This limited the camera angles to whatever position they assumed and allowed for no changes in lighting or framing, weakening the replay value for me. There were no company watermarks observed on the screen though and the minimal editing by James and cohort Danny Wylde were few as far as I could tell upon first viewing, some of the flesh tones negatively impacted as a result. The aural components of the show were presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital using the AC3 codec, the sampling rate at 48 kHz and the bitrate shown as 192 Kbps, the vocals heard fairly well in the parts where the levels were set high enough, the couples sometimes whispering things to each other that I could barely make out with the volume elevated all the way up.
Body of Review: James Deen has been a performer in all sorts of porn productions for a long time now, the man branching into directing his own works awhile back before forming James Deen Productions. While James is not known for his technical prowess in his directed flicks, he does get a big nod for trying new things and creativity, even if the hit to miss ratio could use improvement. His latest movie in for review is called Fuck James Deen, a spotlight showcase for the director to have sex with newcomers like Diana Colton, Rose Chief, Mandy, and Jade Nile. The man is still under a cloud to many in the industry for accusations made last year but now fresh off a couple of AVN wins in group sex scenes, this review based strictly on the scenes themselves and not outside factors.
The back cover described the movie like this: “Let's be honest, a lot of women are after James Deen. These chosen few are no exception. Featuring the babely Jade Nile, alluring Mandy, magnetic Rose Chief and super cool Diana Colton. All of them hot, and none of them can get enough of James Deen. The explosive chemistry is clear when a little pillow talk leads to one fuck after another. James Deen pounds them all so vehemently, each girl and every viewer will be left saying, "Seriously, Fuck James Deen!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that one condom was used for those still interested:
Scene One: Jade Nile, a cute young lady with pretty eyes and hailing from Arizona, was up first with James Deen, her 68 previous credits listed on the IAFD showing some fine performances. The lean young lady was laying on the large bed with only black panties on as James set up the camera, Jade climbing onto his back to massage him as they chatted while some sexual tension built up between them. The resulting long distance camera shot really was not optimal for sharing the action though, others using this approach bothering to mix it up at least a little during a scene. She teased him by dry humping him when he rolled over, the couple eventually having casual sex (oral and vaginal) with a degree or two of energy, her knob slobbing including some nut nuzzling and hand to gland combat, the gal even servicing his taint (or ass, it being tough to see given the lazy camera positioning). This led to a myriad of vaginal positions, a few of them even showing her as an active rider, her snatch milking his balls dry of semen for him to manually deposit on her torso, Jade licking some of it up as he laid down to recover.
Scene Two: Mandy, a heavily freckled redhead with a lean body and a girl next door appeal, was up next with James Deen as the scene began with her already providing him with a hand assisted hummer as he questioned her on the bed. She licked, stroked, and focused on sucking the head of his turgid pecker, looking up at him as he struck a nerve or two with his comments. She then mounted him vaginally for a series of active positions, James talking the bulk of time as he ordered her what to do next, some additional oral adding to the effect though some of the lighting was terrible, the often static shot much closer than the last scene. In the end she drained his dragon of sperm as he beat off onto her crotch after the riding.
Scene Three: Rose Chief, a lean gal with pale skin who has only been seen in porn in a few movies by James Deen, was up in her third such production here. James set up the camera facing a hotel room styled bed, Rose joining him unaware of the camera rolling as she chatted with him until cuddling. She wore glasses until James started groping her and pulling her jeans down, gobbling her gash and ass before she gave him some head in return. They then moved around the bed vaginally fucking, Rose much more active in some positions than others, more head given his raging boner though it was not a major component of the scene for me in terms of adding replay value. I believed her when she told him how she had a bunch of orgasms and in the end, he pulled out of her bald beaver to plaster her torso with his manly seed, James diddling her to another explosion by hand.
Scene Four: Diana Colton, the gal with short, punky hair featured on the upper left corner of the front cover in her second scene for James Deen (no other scenes credited to her on the IAFD) than her first with James, the gal finishing out the production with him in bed. James set up the camera in a messy bedroom that looked like the last time they fucked (in “Amateur Applications 1”), announcing it to her before they started getting intimate, the 18 year old gal naked while James sat next to her in his black shorts and beard. It was a friendly romp between friends and he used a condom with her again like last time, both giving a lot of head and assuming vaginal positions to pleasure each other with a lot of breaks included as they broke into more discussions. The couple even took time out to mutually masturbate together, James picking up the camera for some POV material as she rubbed one out and he beat off, Diana bringing up the subject of where he was going to plaster her with seed moments before he nutted on her torso, additional verbal bantering included before the ending credits rolled.
Summary: Fuck James Deen by director James Deen for James Deen Productions did manage to show a curious quartet of relative newcomers engaging sexually with the director, the technical aspects really weak to counter what I felt was decent chemistry in most of the scenes so I rated it as a Watch It Online (what used to be called “rent it”), die hard fans of the performers or this type of action might rate the production even higher. I had no doubts regarding the willingness of the ladies in the scenes or their personal attraction to the director, the voyeuristic aspect of some scenes more interesting to me than the shoddy look of the resulting material. In short then, Fuck James Deen is a cute play on words probably uttered a great many times over the past ten years, this time used in more of a descriptive fashion than as a hostile utterance, so check it out if this sounds good to you.
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