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I Came On James Deen's Face 5

Studio: James Deen Productions » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/4/16

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I Came On James Deen’s Face 5

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James Deen Productions/Girlfriends Films

Genre: Cunnilingus

Director: James Deen


Cast: Alix Lynx, James Deen, Niki Snow, Angel Smalls, Elsa Jean, Pristine Edge, Devyn Heart, Trillium, September Reign, Gia Love, Elizabeth Bentley, Olivia Austin, Rachel James

Length: 206:04 minutes

Date of Production: 2015

Extras: There were trailers & a photogallery but that was all. I missed the BTS feature from previous volumes as that had the most replay value of any part of those productions, the “interviews” displayed in the movie largely limited to anecdotes about orgasms the ladies had in the past.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: I Came On James Deen’s Face 5 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as directed by James Deen forJames Deen Productions. Danny Wylde was credited as the camera operator and editor, the guy doing a fairly credible job keeping the production on track as he would occasionally zoom in on the face of the ladies or James lip locked to a crotch, the flesh tones accurate enough and the use of James’ home working as well as the basic editing (Kaidan serving as the production assistant). There was no company watermark on the screen and there were some observed compression artifacts when watching on the big screen. The aural components were on the basic side too, the vocals easily heard in most cases.


Body of Review: James Deen has been directing for James Deen Productions for a short time now, the resulting movies showing a potential. His latest title for the company is called I Came On James Deen’s Face 5, the movie coming out recently. Unlike most of James’ flicks for them, this one catered to a narrow fetish of sorts, the act of getting women off orally only, some rimming and fingering included but no reciprocation at all by any of the ladies (no blowjobs, no fucking, no handjobs, etc.). While there were minor variations among the ladies, the basics all seemed similar and as much as I liked watching the ladies get off, most of the footage, or at least a large part of it, was the camera pointed at their faces as they groaned and made funny looks, not my first choice in spank bank material. Heck, there really wasn’t enough variation to breakdown the scenes in writing without sounding incredibly repetitive and lame, suffice it to say that the ladies had fun with James eating them out in every case.

The company website described the movie like this: “I Came on James Deen's Face 5 is a uniquely hot concept with twelve beautiful girls, cumming over and over on James Deen's face! From oral stimulation alone, these gorgeous babes get wet and wetter and just keep on cumming! It's the only release of its variety, featuring Alix Lynx, Angel Smalls, Elizabeth Bentley, Devyn Heart, Elsa Jean, Gia Love, Niki Snow, Olivia Austin, Pristine Edge, Rachel James, September Reign, and Trillium. In addition to twelve wet hot orgasms, James interviews each girl just before every sensuous scene, talking with her about her sexual desires, fantasies and how to make her cum hard! It's three hours of up-close pussy-pleasing, leaving James Deen drenched!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Alix Lynx, a hot blond babe newcomer from New York City in her 34th listed scene on the IAFD, was up first with James Deen, the couple establishing the series formula as remaining the same with a brief interview before he devoured her pretty pussy.


Scene Two: Niki Snow, another blond newcomer, was then up next in her first non-interracial scene out of her four titles credited, allowing James Deen to pleasure her orally in lazy fashion.


Scene Three: Angel Smalls, an adorable little lady with a tiny body and cute face, was then eaten out by James Deen, the 22 year old gal only showing about a dozen credits to her name on the IAFD.


Scene Four: Elsa Jean, another tiny blond newcomer, this one a 19 year old from Ohio, engaged with James Deen, the award nominated lady sporting a mere few dozen credits to her name at this writing.


Scene Five: Pristine Edge, a cute 28 year old from Florida, then gave James Deen the go ahead to gobble her gash, her newcomer credentials bolstered by a short porn resume of a few dozen credits.


Scene Six: Devyn Heart, a brunette with less than ten credits to her name, mostly at smaller companies, was then paired with James Deen.


Scene Seven: Trillium, a cute 21 year old with blond hair and best known for her work in tranny titles, was up next with James Deen, the newcomer only sporting 19 credits on the IAFD.


Scene Eight: September Reign, a black gal with a mere three credits to her name (this title, a cum bang scene and a glory hole scene), was shown spreading her legs for James Deen, the gal adding some diversity to the cast.


Scene Nine: Gia Love, a 24 year old Reseda native with 30 credits to her name on the IAFD, was up next with James Deen, the gal not using her stage name “Jasmine Delatori” here.


Scene Ten: Elizabeth Bentley, a cutie with a nice 24 year old ass from New Orleans, was up next with James Deen, her porn resume listing 43 credits total on the IAFD.


Scene Eleven: Olivia Austin, a 29 year old bleach blond from Seattle with 40 total credits to her name, was then worked on by James Deen, the gal recently up for some fanboy award (though she has a great ass in need of more recognition).


Scene Twelve: Rachel James, a 20 year old cheerleader type cutie from Mississippi, then finished the show with James Deen giving her head, her over the top expressions kind of classic though she has yet to impress me in any of her full sex scenes (she’s listed as having 9 of them).

Summary: I Came On James Deen’s Face 5 by director James Deen for James Deen Productions had decent technical values with very modest replay value and strokability so I rated the movie as a Watch It Onlinet unless watching a guy go down on a plethora of pussy is your cup of tea, in which case it becomes a “must have”. There was not a lot of difference between the trysts, as I said before, certainly not enough to credibly differentiate the action here, but it wasn’t bad, just limited in terms of replay value. In short, I Came On James Deen’s Face 5 was an interesting take on how to keep a woman happy without spending a ton of money but I would have liked to at least see each of the pussies in the show rather than some pubic hair.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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