Click on the photo above to watch the trailer for Jonni Darkko's 'All About Ass 2'!
*Audio/Video Levels: This is a web-based review for Jonni Darkko's All About Ass #2 - 'The Spunk Lube Edition'; The Evil Angel Website allows for 7 streaming options, the lowest being 160p, and the highest being 1080p. The website also allows a direct download of each individual scene, with the options again ranging from low/standard to 1080p HD should you choose to view it that way. The audio elements are very basic, and the Evil Angel watermark lies on the lower right hand corner of the screen being mostly unnoticeable to viewers. This review is based on the 1080p HD streaming video, showcasing a comparable likeness to the previous installment of the series, each scene opening up with a sensually themed tease set to the original music of Jonni Darkko before rolling into the action. The viewing was as strong as expected, translating beautifully thanks to solid camerawork backed up by strong performances/performers, and the audio portion contained no noticeable distortion or inaudible moments through any segment of the scenes.
The premiere scene in Jonni Darkko's second installment of his All About Ass series kicks off with a wonderfully shot and performed tease sequence from AVN nominated Best New Starlet, Marley Brinx. Set to the original beats of Darkko himself, the intro tease runs for around 4 minutes, featuring the always captivating Marley smiling beautifully into the lens while showing off her puckered asshole to the home viewers. The second half of the intro sets in when our featured starlet nabs a conveniently placed Hitachi wand to heighten her senses, while our director simultaneously prods her anus with a clear dildo. Marley's moans and groans mixed in with her playful dirty talk make these early moments memorable to say the least, eventually drilling herself with four fingers as Jonni cheers her on from behind the camera. Sex ultimately comes into play after 22 minutes of hole-jamming fun, with Jonni going straight-to-the-A for some intensifed missionary style buttfucks, set forth in a POV formatting that maintains that viewing throughout most of the scene. Dildo play continues to run rampant as Marley almost constantly shows off her gaped asshole, while we see her alluring expressions in the background of the shot(s). Action continues to focus on anal until almost 40 minutes in, when Darkko lunges his dick into her throat for some ATM dick chugs before reverting back to her asshole while she whimpers in glee. The "spunk lube" that Jonni has been applying into his scenes for some time is used in excess here (it's actually in the title of the movie this time), moistening Marley's muff even more than it already is as her holes glisten like buttered biscuits through the entire marathon-sized runtime. After over an hour of buttfucking and ass-To-Mouth fun we get a fixed angle of Marley giving a finale throat chugging for the ages, tonguing our director's balls lavishly before he paints her pretty face with a ferocious load of jizz to close it out. Awesome. Marley seems to just get better and better with every single scene that she does. This being perhaps the best that I've seen her in. Her captivating, yet playful attitude added multitudes to the viewing, along with the top-notch POV handywork that makes Darkko one of the best at what he does. Great fucking scene.
Mercedes Carrera/Chris Strokes
The next scene opens up as we see stylish Latina beauty Mercedes Carrera in an ass-inspired tease, beginning with a glorious 3 minute slow-motion booty shake shot, loaded with crease grabs and ass bouncing goodness. Set in an outdoor location, Mercedes oils up her posterior generously as the sunlight perfectly radiates off of her rump, glistening wonderfully as her olive skin tone gives an added effect that make these early moments shine bright (no pun intended). Things eventually move indoors, continuing the tease for upwards to 10 minutes before Chris Strokes steps in to lend a helping hand. The action sets in with Chris adding some oil to her now oil-less ass, prodding her holes in preparation and plunging his knob into her butthole while simultaneously oiling her up between thrusts. Positioning switches to a missionary themed assfucking in the coming moments, with Mercedes' tits lying on full display -- perfectly propped out of her red outfit that we can only see small strands of once it all gets moving. Chris laces every orifice with spunk lube through the entire course of the scene, bouncing from ass-to-pussy at will before he stuffs his schlong into her mouth for some dick-dunking, ass-to-mouth facefucks. Mercedes absolutely devours Chris' cock in these moments, lunging her throat over his dong as the spunk lube drips down her chin, glistening over her tits in the process. Positions give us a variety of different looks and angles at the action, with camera interaction from Mercedes also playing a vital role in the overall translation. After a variety of hole-gapes and ass-blasts throughout the scene's 56 minute runtime, Mercedes drops to her knees for the finale facial, Strokes pumping out a load of semen with reckless abandon as it covers her face. The final minutes of the scene give us a look at the action from a side angle, thus fading into the next scene shortly thereafter. Another strong scene here for the most part; there were moments that tended to drag a bit --especially the ending-- and the camerawork wavered, but either way it was an intense encounter with a seemingly strong chemistry that made for a great watch.
Cassidy Klein/Chris Strokes
Cassidy Klein encapsulates our view for the third scene in the film, looking lush in her orange fishnet get-up with orange heels as she teases the home viewers in the opening moments. The intro gives us a flurry of picturesque views of Cassidy's backside while she stares into the lens, spreading her gaper generously at sporadic points throughout. The tease here only runs for a short 5 minutes in comparison to the previous scenes, capping off as Chris Strokes enters view, making his second appearance in the film. Chris butters up Cassidy's backside with oil, as she tosses in some dirty talk to predicate the initial assfucking. Strokes plunges his jizz-nozzle into Cassidy's hole right off the rip for some quick buttfucks, moving forward with some throat-thumping ATM fun as Cassidy absolutely devours his throbber. The blowie here is probably one of the most noteworthy points of the entire film, featuring Cassidy cradling Chris' balls as she repeatedly stuffs his meat into her mouth, reverting to a doggie style dick pummeling that embodies the intense feel that we all love seeing in our porn movies. It continues to get better and better as it goes on, gaining an endless intensity from the stars that features a plethora of different positions and steadfast camerawork, making it all translate impossibly well. Cassidy's countless gapes and her playful energy make for a great watch, and when you combine that with Chris Strokes ability then there's really not much else to say about this one -- besides the fact that it's fucking awesome. Things ultimately close out with Cassidy slurping up Strokes' juices as he pumps himself over her face, giggling playfully and saying, "Cheese!" as her face lies riddled with jizz. This was a fucking monumental scene from start to finish; Cassidy was amazing in every sense of the word. The chemistry was on-point, the camera interaction was perfect, and the energy was relentless. Loved it.
Penny Pax/Alex Legend
The final scene in Jonni Darkko's All About Ass 2 kicks off with the always adorable Penny Pax, dressed to the nines in classic skimpy lingerie attire, with bright colored high heels to complete the look. The early tease is flooded with sensual stares from Penny, looking lush and stylish as some original Darkko jams play in the background while she strips out of the few clothes that she's wearing. The music fades at around 7 minutes in, giving way to our featured starlet grabbing hold of a sizable clear dildo and plunging her anus with it while she talks dirty to the home viewers. Penny goes ass-to-mouth with her monster dildo, making her gravest efforts to shove it as deep into her throat as she can -- looking fantastic through every second of it. Alex Legend steps in to lend a helping hand shortly thereafter, resulting in a quick "straight-to-the-A" spoonfuck before Penny gives thanks by lunging her mouth over his dong for a rip-roarin', deepthroated face-slamming. The full-on buttfucking sets in with Alex plunging his longbone into Penny's anus in a doggie style positioning, as Penny consistently reverts to some ass-to-mouth knob-slobs at various points throughout the scene. Penny maintains her playful yet nasty vibe that makes the overall viewing even better than it already is, showcasing a nonstop pummel-fuck from Alex that has her whimpering in excess with every thrust of this 1 hour marathon assfucking. Alex loads up Penny's hole with spunk lube generously upon the scene's progression, dunking his dick in and out of her asshole like cookies in milk. Amass of gapes, gags, and grueling sex ensues in the scene, ultimately capping off out of a mouth-blasting facefuck from Alex that results in Penny getting a face bath of jizz, dripping down her cheeks like gooey teardrops as she giggles and greedily throats him in the closing moments. Awesome. Penny Pax is such a magnificent performer and this is one of the many scenes that I think serve as a true testament to that. Great, intense sex with outstanding chemistry, and awesome viewer interaction. Another winner here.
Jonni Darkko's All About Ass 2 from Evil Angel Video is front-to-back, rip-roaring assfucking excellence like only he could produce. From carefully filmed POV action to hardcore one-on-one anal action, this one's got something that all fans of hardcore gonzo are going to appreciate as much as they enjoy. I found the intros to run for a seemingly perfect amount of time before the action ensued, and once it did I really don't think that there was a bad moment for almost the entire marathon runtime that it lasts for. It's filmed in attentive fashion,which is nothing new for Darkko, and the performances are some of my favorites I've seen in recent memory. Extras on the DVD include a BTS segment with candid talk from the female stars, as well as some trailers from Jonni's recent films. This one's a must-see for any and all fans of solid hardcore action. Great performances across the board, and an overall great fucking movie that you should check out immediately if you have yet to do so. Highly Recommended.