*Audio/Video Levels: This is a web-based review for 'Jackhammer My Ass' from the Big Wet Butts website, a subsidiary of Brazzers.com; The Brazzers website allows for several different streaming options, including standard def 320p & 480p, all the way up to high def 720p and "True Life" 1080p. The video player on the Brazzers website is notably the strongest and most efficient video player that I've had the opportunity of reviewing on, giving the viewer full control of both scrubbing and/or frequently pausing the video at any time throughout the scene, posing absolutely zero problems to me in my viewing of the scene. Streaming options also allow viewers to conveniently skip to any part of the action they choose to watch via the 'Jump to Action' command -- When clicking on the 'Jump To Action' command you'll see a variety of different categories on which to click on (everything from positions, to sex acts, to the finale), again posing no problems in my usage of it. This is yet another vital tool that makes the Brazzers video player a useful way to enjoy your porn in pieces and parts, rather than watching it from front to back with lagging quality or frequent lapses. This particular review is taken from the True Life 1080p streaming video, with a flawless picture and perfect quality that translated exceedingly well in my viewing of the scene. The Brazzers watermark is located on the lower right hand corner of the screen, being more than noticeable to viewers, but not posing any issues with my perception of it even so. The scene starts out with a classic gonzo themed tease that's set to a musical piece that corresponds to the setting quite well, running the course of around 2 and a half minutes before it cuts out and the action gets underway. The audio portion of the scene was clear and concise with no inaudible moments through any part of it.
Jackhammer My Ass from Brazzers.com opens up with a fun gonzo themed tease sequence from beautiful blonde porn goddess Ashley Fires, chock full of ass-inspired greatness as she does her thing while an original country/bluegrass musical jam plays in the background. The scene takes place in what looks to be a construction warehouse of sorts -- as Ashley grabs various tools and props (including a jackhammer) for added campiness that gives the overall viewing a playful feel, still maintaining it's hotness thanks to, well Ashley Fires. Duh. Our featured starlet gives a compelling performance in the early stages, staring into the camera in captivating fashion as she oils up her ass to stay true to the theme, with the tease sequence ultimately rounding out the first 2 and a half minutes before a hard-hatted Danny D steps into view. The action gets underway without any rhyme or reason, as an oiled up Ashley gets ravaged by her co-star right off the rip to set up an introductory ass-munch. Danny smacks and prods Ashley's asshole with authority, dragging her around the set before she props herself up on a table top and returns the oral favor by way of some dick-lunging deepthroats.
Ashley goes in for the kill early on, slamming her co-stars throbber down her throat like the professional that she is, with her ass pointed perfectly to the sky to give Danny easy access for a variety of smacks and grabs throughout the intro blowie. The cock-chugging sequence gives way to some extra oil being applied to Ashley's cheeks for added effect, eventually establishing a 'straight-to-the-A' power plow from Danny D as she compliments his schlong constantly throughout the action. Early sex is as solid as expected once it all gets rolling, moving into some ass-to-mouth knob slobs from Ashley as Danny makes his best attempts to plunge every inch of his dong into her throat. The oil continues to play a vital role in the scene as things progress, with Danny dousing his co-stars various pieces and parts in the midst of this ass-blasting brouhaha.
The middle stages set up a classic cowgirl style ass-ramming as Ashley eagerly shouts, "Yea, fuck my big fat ass harder!" Dannnggg. After some convincing assfucks Danny drags her over to the ladder where we started, taking off his flannel shirt and wrapping it around her head while he slams her anus in a standing doggie fuck, that again moves back across the room a short time afterwards. Ashley's foul-mouthed antics combined with her natural beauty and energy make the scene translate beautifully as it moves forward, mixing in a variety of ATM throat slams through the course of it.
Ashley lets loose a few solid gapes in the later stages, as Danny dunks his dong in and out of her asshole like cookies in milk while she whimpers to the anal gods and continues her foul-mouthed shenanigans sporadically in the midst of it all. Things ultimately close out with some intensified missionary themed pussy-and-ass power plunges from Danny D, blasting his balls over Ashley's body with reckless abandon before a few finale fucks serve as the end point of this well-performed 36 minute bangout. Perfecto!
Jackhammer My Ass from Brazzers.com featured some fierce ass-fucking from two performers who are no stranger to the deed, showcasing a seemingly great chemistry with all the fixin's to make it a solid front-to-back watch without any fluff. I enjoyed it's simplicity in merely being a gonzo scene with a small underlying theme, noting that you don't really need much else when placing two talented stars like this together -- I suppose it might have worked just as well to simply press record on the camera and say, "Ok, now fuck!", but the setup added a nice contrast to it all, and definitely made for a fun watch. Overall, I'd be a fool not to recommend this one for more than a few reasons, so if you're in the mood to watch Ashley Fires look fucking incredible, and get 'jackhammer'd' in the asshole for our viewing pleasure, then by all means -- click on any of the above pics for instant access to the Brazzers website and do so immediately. Cool! Recommended.