Cast: Sovereign Syre, Steve Holmes, Dana DeArmond, Tommy Pistol, Cherie DeVille, Laela Pryce, Chad Diamond, Dana Vespoli
Length: 123:16 minutes
Date of Production: 2016
Extras: There was a cute 8:00 minute long Behind the Scenes feature to begin with, were filmographies for some of the cast, a 4:33 minute long pop shot recap, trailers, and websites as well as a cast list.
Audio/Video Quality: Screwber X was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Dana Vespoli for Evil Angel. The visual elements this time were well shot, the cramped quarters of the vehicle certainly presenting some challenges to be overcome but the lighting helped make the flesh tones look good, only some wind noise bugging me. There was a company watermark but the uncredited camera work seemed a step up from last time overall, making it easier to watch. The aural components of the show were basic and not overly distinctive but I could hear the cast going at it, whispering sexual comments toward one another and otherwise providing some ear candy worth listening to.
Body of Review: Dana Vespoli is one of the most creative directors distributed by Evil Angel. Her latest release in for review called Screwber X, the emphasis this time was on four individual scenes tied to some imaginative “Uber” ride sharing antics. With ladies such as Cherie DeVille, Dana Vespoli, Dana DeArmond, and others worth your consideration, as well as some downright zany trysts that were well outside what most people expect from modern porn, I found this strangely appealing. The company website described the action like this: “Inventive director Dana Vespoli’s “ScrewberX” is a surreal a look at the potential for hard-core sex and comical weirdness in the world of ride sharing. Late for an acting audition, fleshy, pale Sovereign Syre gets a ride with goofy, inappropriately forward Steve Holmes. A breakdown costs her the appointment, but an outdoor fuck on a secluded mountaintop makes it up to her. With his big prick sticking out of his fly, he nails her over the car and then in the back seat. Beautiful, bitchy Hollywood exec Dana DeArmond gets stuck with bearded, new age bullshitter Tommy Pistol, but she gets interested when he mentions his high online rating for pussy eating. He licks her shaved gash and tongues her bunghole; she crams two fingers up her cunt as he fucks her. (Dana says his cum tastes “very organic.”) Nerdy, religious Chad Diamond likes to spread the word to his passengers, and wait’ll he gets a load of outrageous porn stars Layla Price and Cherie DeVille. As he drives, the brash blondes put bare tits and butts in his face, and the “ladies” give him a lesson in threesome sin. Appearing as a beautiful, new driver, the director finds passengers Dana DeArmond, Mark Wood and Steve Holmes in creepy circus clown regalia. Even as they work Dana V. in an airtight triple penetration, the three jesters never cease their silly stunts and clown capering.”
The company press release then described it like this: “Smart Phones, popular apps and the sharing economy may be staples of life for the social media generation, but in Dana Vespoli’s mind, they somehow lead to clown copulation. We see that and more comical weirdness in “ScrewberX,” the inventive director’s surreal a look at hard-core sex in the world of ride sharing. Evil Angel will release the new movie February 24 on DVD and VOD, and it can be previewed now in a trailer at evilangelvideo.com. “I got the idea for ‘ScrewberX’ after using Uber a lot for a month,” Vespoli reveals. “There were a lot of funny moments, with misunderstandings and/or stories about passengers being inappropriate or assholes. One day, stuck in traffic in an Uber, I thought, I’d love to do a porno social satire about everything I’ve experienced and heard.” “This movie speaks in the language of the young, modern porn demographic,” says Evil Angel Domestic Sales Manager Justin Rich, himself a Millennial. “For everyone in my generation, the fantasy is to hook up with their Uber driver or passenger. ‘ScrewberX’ explores the possibilities very creatively; I like that each scene is a vignette with a different story. And Dana has cast talented performers that make crazy situations arousing.” “ScrewberX” provides eye-catching views for passengers coming along on the wild ride... Late for an acting audition, fleshy, pale Sovereign Syre finds herself riding with goofy, inappropriately forward Steve Holmes. A breakdown costs her the appointment, but an outdoor fuck on a secluded mountaintop makes it up to her. Beautiful, bitchy Hollywood exec Dana DeArmond gets stuck with bearded, new age bullshitter Tommy Pistol, but she gets interested when he mentions his high online rating for pussy eating. (DeArmond says his cum tastes “very organic.”) Nerdy, religious Chad Diamond likes to spread the word to his passengers, and wait’ll he gets a load of outrageous porn stars Layla Price and Cherie DeVille. As he drives, the brash blondes put bare tits and butts in his face, and the “ladies” give him a lesson in threesome sin. Vespoli saves her most surreal creation for last. Appearing as a beautiful, new Screwber driver, the director finds passengers DeArmond, Holmes and Mark Wood in creepy circus clown regalia. Even as they work Vespoli in an airtight triple penetration, the three jesters never cease their silly stunts and clown capering. “ScrewberX” is the hip hook-up for horny travelers. In Vespoli’s hands, a hot ride can be a hell of a trip.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Sovereign Syre, an often nominated brunette hotty from NYC, was up first in desperate need of a quick ride to an important audition, Steve Holmes serving as the goofy old pervert answering her Uber call for service. They break down on the mountain so to calm her down and address his needs, the couple ended up having sex, well, more or less in this funny opening scene for the movie. She was dressed in a black dress and boots, Steve coming across a little too well as a lovable doofus before the sex started, her exaggerated persona hilarious other than the giant leap of imagination needed to think someone like her would allow someone like him to so casually molest her. He ate her ass and gobbled her gash as she bent over the car seat, her delicious ass motivating him to devour it and the lightly haired snatch as he whipped out his turgid pecker. She slobbed his knob with ease after licking the head, allowing some hand to gland friction take place after her no hands approach started him off. Due to circumstances, she was mostly a passive vaginal rider here, Steve teasing her perfect pucker with his finger as she rode him in a slightly active cowgirl. In the end, she knelt while she drained his dragon of sperm for the expected facial, the comedic ending a little too predictable. The company website described the scene like this: “Sexy, pale brunette Sovereign Syre has a big audition, so she calls a ride service. But goofy, sexually forward driver Steve Holmes' car breaks down. The uptight actress will miss her appointment, so she has time for a tryst on a secluded mountaintop. In a suit with his big, uncut cock sticking out of his fly, Steve eats Sovereign's fleshy ass and hairy pussy from behind. She sucks his dick, spit flowing. The stud leans the damsel over the car for a doggie-style fuck. They share more oral and pussy-to-mouth flavor, and he fucks her with her leg up on his shoulder. In the back seat she rides his meat as he fingers her tasty butt. Sovereign sucks balls and Steve fills her mouth with semen.”
Scene Two: Dana DeArmond, one of the most award nominated women in all of porn, was up next as the North Carolina native ended up stuck with Tommy Pistol as a driver, his ranting about a host of topics she didn’t care about leading to his comments about his oral skills. Needless to say, she ended up putting him to the test but gave at least as well as she received, the duo well matched sexually. Leave it to Tommy to portray a goofball better than almost any of his peers in the industry, Dana also supremely accurate in her role as the clash of cultures ensued. In terms of their improv skills, I think that these two should be included in any sequels even to the point of reviving these two characters that played off their usual persona’s so well. One thing led to another and he won her over with the “consent to eat my fucking pussy”, his “artisan pussy eater” credentials leading him to muff dive her neatly trimmed crotch as she spread her legs wide. The wind noise was a bit much at times but her splendid ass looked hot when she bent over, Tommy fingering her rapid fire before she regretfully reciprocated, her sense of dry humor such that I advise people to watch the whole thing at regular speed to laugh your ass off, his modest member slamming into her dripping pussy before he milked his balls dry of semen to land in her hands and mouth. The company website described the scene like this: “Beautiful, bitchy casting director Dana DeArmond is stylish in black mini-dress and high heels; ride share driver Tommy Pistol is a bearded, new age nerd spouting constant bullshit. She's late and uptight, but a mention of his high online rating for pussy eating gets her attention! In the back seat, he licks and fingers her shaved gash, tongues her bunghole and sucks her toes. She gives the 'worthless weirdo' a rather annoyed blow job/hand job. Dana sits her slit on his dick and he slams away. The natural-bodied MILF sucks dick pussy-to-mouth. She crams two fingers into her cunt as he fucks her some more. When Tommy cums in her mouth, the patronizing exec comments that his cum 'tastes ... very organic.'”
Scene Three: Cherie DeVille, a beautiful blond haired, blue eyed hotty, and slutty partner Laela Pryce, were then up as porn chicks who gave an over the top performance to show religious nut Chad Diamond, a different slice of life, his moper status making him fit the role quite well as the ladies convinced his character how their way was better than his supernatural ramblings could ever be. He was dressed up like he was going to church and they were totally slutty, the ladies pulling out large dildos and playing loud music before molesting him and flashing him, Cherie’s glorious ass matched by Laela’s juicy bottom as the trio pulled over. The ladies were in charge and he looked like a goober but the ladies were generous and double teamed him orally, inhaling his modest member before he took turns boning the actively riding ladies. He nutted on the face and the ladies shared it, the fast pace of the action providing some serious replay value, the wind noise again an issue with the outdoor portions of the scene. The company website described the scene like this: “Nerdy, religious Chad Diamond likes to spread the word to his ride-share passengers; wait'll he gets a load of outrageous porn stars Layla Price (leather skirt, fishnets, shades) and Cherie DeVille (pink miniskirt, stilettos). As Chad drives, the brash blondes tell nasty porn stories and put bare tits and butts in his face! When he parks on a hilltop, they give him an outdoor lesson in sin, stripping him and sharing a blow job. Pretty-faced MILF Cherie rides his dick and Layla does him in the back seat, her big butt slamming. The 'ladies' get bi along the way, kissing as Cherie takes a doggie-style fuck. Layla sits on Chad's face; as she's fucked, she eats Cherie's twat. Chad fucks their stacked pussies. He cums on their faces and the sluts share cum kisses. Chad's conclusion: 'Jesus loves me.'”
Scene Four: Dana Vespoli, Dana DeArmond, Mark Wood, and Steve Holmes, then finished the movie with what amounted to “clown porn”, Dana serving as the straight laced driver just trying to make a few bucks while the others, in full clown outfits, wanted to fool around. You can see from their picture on the front cover all you need to know about this one though I wished DeArmond had done more than oral and use a strap on, Vespoli the object of sexual penetration from her three new friends. The trio of clowns were dressed as on the front cover, flagging down Vespoli as she put up with their noisy antics in the back seat, the scene quickly changing when she presented the question of what she needed to do to shut them up. The large white room was full of balloons and minimal furniture, the men sporting some wood and DeArmond offering a strap on dildo as the driver sucked them all off, moving to have penetrative sex in her pussy and ass to include a DP and air tight sex (DeArmond’s toy in her mouth while the others porked her pussy and ass). There was no bald beaver here and the director seemed to enjoy the loads of manly fluids dousing her mug, the scene as a whole kind of crazy but fun. The company website described the scene like this: “Beautiful ride share driver Dana Vespoli finds her passengers -- Dana DeArmond, Mark Wood and Steve Holmes -- in creepy circus clown regalia! Their constant capering (with horns and noisemakers) makes Dana V. bellow, 'What do I have to do to get you guys to shut up?' They show her in a room full of clown props! Through a wild-ass foursome, the jesters never quit their silly stunts. Dana V. blows both clown cocks and Dana D. blows her kazoo up Dana V.'s ass. Amid weird clown kissing, Dana D. fucks Dana V. with a big strap-on. Steve eats Dana V.'s pussy with his clown nose up her ass. Dana V. eats twat and sucks dick ass-to-mouth. In an epic clown triple penetration, cocks and dildo make Dana V. airtight. Dana V. takes a double facial as Dana D.'s kazoo blasts a circus melody.”
Summary: Screwber X by director Dana Vespoli for Evil Angel was highly creative, inventive, and enjoyable enough to merit a rating of Recommended or better. Taking everyday experiences and transforming them into quality porn versus running with the pack of copycats is something fewer and fewer of Dana’s peers seem able to do, not each scene working for me as stroke material but at least she tried to do something outside the box. The inclusion of ladies like Cherie DeVille, Dana DeArmond, Sovereign Syre, and herself against suitable mopes in outlandish circumstances bodes well for her future projects too, the four scenes offering a lot to like even if not always her most sexually inspirational material. In short, Screwber X was a comic take on the share riding phenomenon so popular in many cities these days, the director using inventive re-imagining of the service to go one step further so check it out.
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