Extras: The boilerplate extras were kind of generic, the 11:47 minute Behind the Scenes feature offering more sex with all the ladies, the trailers, the photogallery, the usual pop shot recap lasting 5:03 minutes, and website links all welcome.
Audio/Video Quality: Lex the Impaler 9 was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. There was some variation in the lighting that added additional grain but I saw a few other issues as the camera kept an active stance at providing the best angles to showcase the ladies with Jules joined by Elliot Clixx to capture the action on camera, “Mecha” again editing the results. The editing helped in this endeavor too with a movie as long as this one needing extra care to make sure that there is enough tease but also heated sexual antics, my initial impression being that this was a well rounded romp where virtually all the cast had a lot of fun. This flagship title is the latest to ease down to a single disc and the ever present company watermark was always on the corner, but despite some compression issues at times, it looked good and lasted almost as long as previous volumes. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Jules could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.
Body of Review: Jules Jordan is the most award winning director in gonzo porn, his studio, Jules Jordan Video, competing only with Evil Angel for the top rank in the genre. His legion of fans appreciate that he usually includes a lot of tease, skimpy attire, and high end casting of the best available talent, his most recent release being the interracial Lex the Impaler 9. This was the latest flagship title to revert to a single disc format and while the cast was not quite as amazing as some of the previous volumes, I admit that including Cherie DeVille, Marsha May, and Abigail Mac helped elevate it on my radar, Nina Elle and Cadence Lux also welcome as fuck for those that appreciate appealing ladies paired off with Lex. Given the strength of this release, I maintain my long held belief that no one shoots Lex better than Jules still holds true, the only director even in the same ballpark being Kevin Moore (who shoots Lex’s movies). Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Nina Elle, the busty blond German featured on the center of the front cover, was up first with Lexington Steele, her fetish attire and his initial positioning in a large metal cage offering an interesting dynamic to start with. The stylish dungeon they were in complimented her attires color scheme nicely, some sexual tension allowed to build up as she ordered him around in German as Lex played it cool in his all black leather coat and matching outfit. She reached into his cage to caress his growing bulge, her methods of extracting information very similar to how she extracts semen from what I’ve seen. The innuendo laden banter led to her pulling out his turgid pecker, the gal kneeling down to slob his knob aggressively and apply some hand to gland friction, her eye contact very strong even if she couldn’t throat him to the bone. Within moments, the caged cock wielder was pounding her bald beaver, Nina getting louder than was believable but having enough fun to let him out for better servicing of both of their needs, a myriad of active vaginal riding positions and oral eventually milking his balls dry of semen for a plastering facial, Nina then giving some post coital head followed by cum play.
Scene Two: Abigail Mac, the 27 year old babe from Baltimore featured in red mesh lingerie on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up next with Lexington Steele, the award winning hotty certainly growing in stature since she started doing guys on camera instead of just other chicks. It was a rainy day as she teased in slow motion on the second floor landing, Abigail’s erotic mannerisms making the tease work almost as much as my preferred sunlight variations, her perky ass swallowing the fabric of her lingerie as she pranced about to the upbeat tempo of the music. Her neatly trimmed snatch was as inviting as her erect nipples and yummy ass, the flexible young lady slowly disrobing before the music stopped and she stepped inside to hook up with Lex. She streamed some dirty talk full of promises to treat him well, caressing his raging boner through his pants before dry humping him. The Maryland native then enjoyed his attentive mouth on her boobs, both of them savoring what I believe was their first scene together as she gave him more lap dance friction and dictated the terms of the encounter. He was naked in moments and she wrapped her lips around his erection to give him some slightly sloppy head, her superior eye contact elevating the fun throughout the whole scene as she titty fucked him and pushed her limits for deeper oral. Lex then followed through with the titular theme by impaling her pussy with his boner, taking a moment out to gobble her gash before going balls deep inside of her glistening snatch, the dirty talk continuing just as she actively rode him until draining his dragon of sperm for the facial finish expected of her, Lex unleashing a plastering load of manly fluids for her to play with as the scene gave her just enough time to enjoy it. The company website described the scene like this: “It's raining...it's pouring... Lexington Steele is scoring... some beautiful pussy - courtesy of the mega babe Abigail Mac. Goddamn this brunette has a smokin' body and big beautiful - eyes? Yeah, eyes, oh - AND TITS! She's a stunning piece of work that has a sexy voice that knows all the right things to say. She talks into Lex's pole while she promises to treat him so well. She's a lady of her word and proceeds to suck that legendary cock with some serious skill. Abigail LOVES that black sword and she has no problem throwing herself on that. Her puffy pussy pokes out of her red, net panties and she keeps those sexy thigh highs on while she gets impaled by Lex's throbbing black spear. He even tells her what you're gonna be thinking and that is just how beautiful her pussy is. He licks it and slicks it up before digging deep inside her again, on her back, from behind, she rides and glides and bounces all over his dick - cumming and sucking her sweet juice off of him. She keeps those big doll eyes wide open when Lex delivers several pumps of nectar onto her face and she loves the taste!”
Scene Three: Cherie DeVille, the amazing blond haired, blue eyed heart breaker from North Carolina featured on the upper left corner of the front cover, then cranked up the heat in a big way as she fully embraced her second scene with Lexington Steele. Given I completely enjoyed their tryst last year in “Motherfucker 4” and Cherie has always managed to up her game in follow up scenes, I knew this would be a treat, the decision to start the scene outside adding to the fun (Jules long providing outdoor tease before his copycats started emulating that aspect of his scenes too). Cherie was dressed in her sexy cover lingerie as she teased outside on the sunny day, the hotty focusing Jules’ attention on her incredible ass as he proclaimed her to have one of the sexiest bodies in porn. He followed her around the pool and showcased her really well, her ever present smile and brilliant eyes enhanced by her energy and enthusiasm. In a change of pace, the director led tease session then gave way to the usual music infused tease, Lex joining in to comment as he licked his lips and made it crystal clear that he thought it was his lucky day, Cherie claiming the same as she knelt down to aggressively slob Lex’s knob in the shaded area, licking his balls and truly worshiping his raging erection while she provided superior eye contact. Lex was rock hard when she bent over to let him pound her pussy, the gal pushing back to get every bit of it and streaming dirty talk before they moved into the well lit house to continue. Her shaven slit looked puffy with anticipation and all her body language gave the signals she was getting off, the pair even kissing before they transitioned to a myriad of anal positions, her ripe rump as delicious as ever with Lex porking her pucker. By the end of the scene, Cherie knelt to accept his wealth of manly juices, giving him a lot of post coital head to finish him off in a fantastic scene.
Scene Four: Marsha May, the gorgeous bleach blond spitfire from Miami featured on the lower right corner of the front cover, was up next with Lexington Steele, her blue lingerie not hiding that delicious ass of hers one bit. Marsha looked amazing in her skimpy lingerie and provided a good balance of sultry tease in the house with the spirit of playfulness she so often embraces, the camera spending welcomed extra time covering her sweet ass but also her pretty eyes I like so much. Her sexual self assuredness combined well with her youth too, Lex soon shown preparing for their anal encounter, in fact their first scene together if I recall correctly. She was coy about the sheer size of his genetic gift but her eyes lit up as soon as he pulled it out of his pants, her “phat” pussy the kind of bald beaver that he simply couldn’t resist servicing orally, flicking his tongue and gobbling her gash as she spread her legs on the bathroom counter before she reciprocated. This led to some active vaginal plowing with more oral, then anal, her active riding best during the pussy sex but surprisingly strong when he tapped her ass too. She commented how he was going to wreck all her holes but pushed him to give more and more, Lex soon nutting all over her face as she smiled widely and enjoyed the experience of the facial. The company website described the scene like this: “We don't call him Lex the Impaler for nothin'! That massive cock of his might just break through tiny little Marsha May but that doesn't stop her from wanting it! Marsha is a petite babe who makes up for being so small with some huge, round tits and the ability to take a cock that's just about as big as she is! Not only does this slut love to show off her beautiful, tattooed body but she plays with her lovely little pussy when Lex tells her to, like a well behaved whore. It's so cute that you would do the same thing he does and dive right into it with your eager tongue. She loves it and wants his cock-sword inside her as soon as possible! Position after position, Marsha's tight pussy takes Lex BALLS DEEP. She takes him from behind and on her back and rides him like he's her black stallion before they lube up and she takes that monster in an even tighter hole. Lex stretches out Marsha's asshole and she couldn't be happier! Her pussy glistens while she cums, getting fucked hard in the ass by Lex The Impaler himself. The only thing that could make this interracial anal even better is if little Marsha May went ass to mouth and took a whopping facial... *wink*”
Scene Five: Cadence Lux, the adorable blond from New York featured on the upper right corner of the cover, then closed out the show in a tryst with Lexington Steele, the action favorably comparing to her limited scope of interracial work of the recent past with Flash Brown. Cadence was dressed in her colorful lingerie from the front cover and initially teasing to music against a light colored wall by the stairs, caressing herself when Lex walked over to her. She then smiled and dropped down to blow him, licking the shaft, stroking it, and sucking the top half with more polish than I think she has ever shown with such a large pecker. Lex helped ease her into taking more in her mouth, her lightly hairy pussy sliding rapidly onto his cock in a plethora of positions to the point she even let loose her juice squirting all over him, Lex screaming out as if she nearly pushed him over the edge with her “bomb ass pussy”. She rode well though and put forth a great amount of energy, eventually applying some hand to gland friction during her ending hummer to cause him to explode, Cadence swallowing his load in another fine scene.
Summary: Lex the Impaler 9 by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was the latest volume of the best known interracial flagship title you will find in gonzo porn, no other black male achieving as much notoriety or acclaim as Lexington Steele. The series always includes the best women having the most fun and enjoying themselves at least as much as Lex does, all while showcasing the ladies to highlight their best attributes in strokable tease. The replay value, strokability, and technical qualities stood out from others in the field, be it the imitators (female and male alike) or those that offer more glamorous interracial so I rated it as Highly Recommended, adjust it as you see fit according to your own tastes. The highlight for me was watching Cherie DeVille or Marsha May, Abigail Mac in the running too, but Nina Elle continued expanding her sexual appeal with some fetish attire and Cadence Lux’s generous ass was as tasty as ever. In short, Lex the Impaler 9 provided Lex with ladies who could handle all of his gifts, not just a few inches as they groaned mercilessly like weaker competitors in the interracial field tend to provide, genre fans unlikely to do better any time soon even if the tease footage was limited compared to older volumes in the series so check it out.
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