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Squirtamania 47


Studio: Immoral Productions » Review by cyber5 » Review Date: 6/18/16


XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genres: All Sex, Squirting, Gonzo


Directors: Chim-Chim, Billy Barbados


Cast: Riley Reid, Mia Lelani, Anissa Kate, Marley Brinx, Porno Dan, Billy Barbados

Length: 1 hr 49 min                  

Date of Production: May 12, 2016

Extras: Photo Gallery & Trailers for an unknown blowjob flick, Dream Teams Volume 3, 3 Girls for Every Guy 5, Maximum Orgasmic Overload

Condoms: Some

Audio/Video Quality: Presented in 720*480, with stereo sound. The lighting varies quite a bit, and the level of distracting background noise is high.

Overview: Billy and Dan get to fuck beautiful, dark-haired women and make them squirt. Two of the girls have huge tits, and two have small tits; pick your poison. It's a low budget squirting flick that is part 47 of the award-winning series, so Porno Dan must be doing something right. There are no elaborate setups, but there is some dialog amongst the actors and others on set, so you may not want to turn your volume all the way down.

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Scene One - Riley Reid and Porno Dan

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Cute brunette, tattooed, cover girl, Riley is introduced by Dan, who is sitting on the leather beige couch;  she giggles as he praises her. She climbs up on his face and leans against a Mardi Gras themed wall as trucks drive by and honk. There are all kinds of vehicle noises in the background as he licks and fingers her pussy, with her giggling the entire time. Her giggling turns to moans as Dan strips and starts thrusting his dick in her for a minute or two before he breaks out the Wand Vibrator. The thrusting continues, hard, but slow as he rams her while she holds the vibrator to her clit. His hand never seems to move from her left tit. She seems to keep her eyes closed unless she opens them to look at the camera. As she gets closer to squirting her moaning becomes erratic and rapid until she finally gushes forth. Unfortunately, the camera shot cuts her head off as they move in for the closeup of the geyser.

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Once the gush subsides, she removes the vibe and Dan pounds her on the squeaky couch as planes (?) fly over and the lights reveal their positions with shadows casting in all directions. Once he starts ramming her standing doggy, with a battery-op vibe held to her clit, she gushes again as he pulls out to let her release. He gets her to squirt (not quite gush) a time or two more before he finally gets to blow his load on her nice round ass, which is sporting a nice yoga pants/biking shorts tan line.

Scene Two Anissa Kate and Billy Barbados

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The setup is she's a sexy French nurse and he's got a fever which she's about to cure. Some French kissing leads to her stripping her costume and licking her French pussy as she utters sexy-sounding things in French while looking at the camera and showing off her huge boobs for the camera. He sucks her clit as trucks drive by and she addresses people off camera before she puts his cock in her mouth. He tries to throat fuck her, but she doesn't seem up to the task; they switch to a 69. The camera angle reveals the studio's wardrobe racks in the background before he dons a condom and rams her doggy. She sounds very exotic screaming Frenglish as he hammers her and then pulls out to show the sheets covered with wet spots. He continues to nail her in a few positions, her huge tits balancing the frame as he tries to get his BBC into her all the way. We get a bit of female ejaculate with his cock in her, She gets on top Reverse cowgirl and we get a great shot of her black triangular bush as he pounds his cock in her. Her boobs bob and swirl as he takes her in different positions, a vibrator waiting on the sidelines. He drills her for a while, not often getting balls deep as she screams sexily in a French accent and we get great angles on all of her awesome parts. She smiles as she looks off-camera and addresses someone in French as he leaks his load on her boobs.

Scene 3: Mia Lelani and Billy Barbados

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We are introduced to Mia with her huge, globe shaped boobs and tiny pink nipples exposed as she sits on the bed with Billy. She pulls off her peach panties and gets right to work with the Wand Vibrator. Her legs quiver as she inserts her fingers into herself and rubs her clit at 6 zillion vibrations per minute (or thereabouts) while spouting dirty talk. Billy gags her with his cock at her request as she masturbates for a moment. Then they move on to him slowly going balls deep in her pussy, sans Wand Vibrator. Don't worry, the Wand Vibrator makes a comeback soon enough as her mouth gets dirtier. She whispers dirty talk rather than screaming or moaning, which is always nice. She really grinds in cowgirl and he reciprocates with some machine gun thrusting before they switch to missionary with the Wand Vibrator. There are a couple of minor squirts, which Billy mostly flips out with his cock. We see the light stands and a guys feet walking off set as Billy plows back in, her Wand Vibrator in her hand as he drizzles cum all over her pussy.

Scene 4: Marley Brinx and Porno Dan

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The scene opens to the two standing up, big-eyed, perky-breasted Marley jerking off Dan below camera frame. Cut to a quick blowjob and then she saddles up cowgirl style wearing knee-high white socks. Camera stays focused on her ass during this position until they switch to doggy where we get a semi-side shot allowing us to see her eyes as she gets pounded. Out comes the Wand Vibrator and she gets into spread eagle position so we get a full on frontal view. It only takes about a minute for the gush to happen, and there's a pause for her to receive some quick oral and fingering before going back to the wand for round two. She gets fucked missionary and we get a great downward look at her body and dark, hairy bush. She maintains excellent eye contact during the boning and then adds the Wand Vibrator into the mix... causing her to gush and Dan takes that moment to slurp her juices up and share them with her during a kiss. The two get into some hard pounding, her legs in the air until he pulls out to blow his load on her bush. They talk about him popping twice in a row, which hasn't happened yet that we know of.

He leaves frame and she gets in doggy position, POV from behind her and she starts addressing the viewer, simulating a foot job and talking about you cumming on her cute little socks. There's a quick camera pan as she lays back and Dan goes in for some more finger and tongue action. The scene cuts to what I think is an alternate angle of an earlier sequence, in which he pulls out and cums on her while she wands herself. I believe  this is the first cumming referenced earlier, although it is edited out of sequence. She ends up squirting yellow fluid all over the head of the Wand Vibrator and the disc immediately cuts back to the main menu.

Final Thoughts:
There are plenty of technical issues with this disc. Bad framing, rough camera work, shots of the surrounding studio floor and gear, lighting problems, ambient noises galore...and more. That said, Porno Dan has never claimed to be filming high-end stuff with this series, so all of those issues are pretty much the norm, so take that for what it is. This series is all about catching the elusive female squirt, and it does that, the Wand Vibrator playing a big role in that. Marley and Riley are the stars of this show, for my tastes. Both are pretty brunettes, Riley being a bit more active of a rider than Marley. I'm going with a recommendation of pick your favorite girl's scene and Watch It Online , if you are into squirting; otherwise you can probably skip it.


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