Cast: Jayden Jaymes, Mick Blue, Alexis Texas, Scott Nails, Stoya, Jennifer White, Gracie Glam, Kristina Rose, Tommy Gunn, Rebeca Linares, Shyla Stylez, Jean Val Jean, Riley Steele, Manuel Ferrara
Length: 227:51 minutes
Date of Production: 5/25/2016
Extras: There was a short photogallery and web access but that was all.
Audio/Video Quality: A Is For Asses was presented in the same aspect ratio the scenes were originally shot by Robby D. for Digital Playground. Unlike some compilations on the market, this one cut right to the sex so each scene was edited to a degree, nothing crucial for the majority of rain coaters and no company watermark onscreen at all times but parts of the buildup missing. Each scene looked fairly similar with decent lighting, solid camera work, little of the artistic crud to water it down this time. The video bit rate varied considerably but the scenes looked much like I remember the originals otherwise if that helps your decision. The aural components were presented in Dolby Digital but the surround track was encoded in post production, the vocals more important this time.
Body of Review: Robby D. was an accomplished director at Digital Playground in years gone by, the company really gaining notice around the time the director joined them. His latest release from DP is another compilation of his older works called A Is For Asses, a variety of scenes starring a wealth of popular ladies in scenes taken from numerous ass related titles of their back catalog. The single disc release included strokable scenes with a good cast of sexy babes like Kristina Rose, Stoya, and Riley Steele in the scenes, each offering the goods to the usual male players. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Asslicious 2: Jayden Jaymes, Mick Blue: Jayden Jaymes, a curvy beauty with incredibly sexy eyes, was up next in a blue dress as seen on the middle of the cover (in a shitty shot that barely showed her off). She was outside in the shade and shaking her wonderful ass as her blue thong crept up into her crack so very well, the director whispering to her as he jumped in to paw her curvaceous cheeks. Jayden played the game well, removing her panties and bending over to best display her asset, Mick Blue appearing out of nowhere to interrupt the flow of the action. Needless to say, such cock blocking is best suited for the various "Jack" series that I miss, the addition of humor out of place given the rest of the show, making me believe that the movie was merely a collection of otherwise random scenes (hence the lack of a BTS extra). The action resumed when horny Jayden showed a preference for Mick, her uncomfortable position held while the guys sorted things out. Mick skipped the agreement and fed her some of his cock, Jayden savoring his pecker as he played with her ass. The camera was continually too close too, at least a little solid POV action included as Jayden looked up in appreciation for the bounty she was receiving. Mick orally reciprocated and then began drilling her pussy, her vocals too loud and Robby's hand grabbing (and choking) her, the couple moving inside when things got out of hand. Jayden made an effort to become more active at riding and Mick nearly lost his load because of it, choking her and going down once more before tapping her pussy again on the couch. The nut appeared when he jerked off to her tits, losing points because she could have done it for him rather than just suck him off a little.
Scene Two: Asslicious 1: Alexis Texas, Scott Nails: The perfect booty of Alexis Texas is the first thing you see when the camera opens with her scene and the quiet movement as she shakes it up and down and the panning of the camera in and out makes you quiver just like her butt. She is giving you the sexy eye treatment the whole time. A quick shift and she laying nude tummy down on a bed and a guy comes in to massage her ass, restraints on her wrists and ankles. He plays with her a little and the camera never moves from the main ingredient, her gorgeous ass. They move to fucking and the restraints come off, but her ass is never penetrated. The cumshot is there though and it is a fine one! (review by Marine Hardcore)
Scene Three: A Taste of Stoya: Stoya, Mick Blue: Stoya, the all natural babe featured on the front cover, was up next in bed, the flexible lass sporting new nipple piercings and finding herself partnered up with a romantic Mick Blue, their extensive kissing reminding me of a Celeste flick though thankfully, the close-ups were the only real effect this time. The scene was shot in an almost amateurish manner too, the edit-heavy production seeming to cover for something at the beginning. That said, Stoya went to working on his dick in her mouth as she appeared happy to do, her ribcage poking out a bit too much but her form as flexible as ever (see my screen capture). Mick chowed down on her snatch and she moaned on cue, the way she looked at him convincing me she had at least a little personal chemistry for the guy doing such a fine job going down on her. Her eye contact aside, she appeared to have an elevated respiration rate too, her neatly trimmed bush looking quite unlike recent reports. Mick did more taste testing than she did too, the vaginal screwing proving he was the more active partner this time as she kicked back to enjoy him doing most of the work. Given the red marks on her ass in the form of a handprint, I also got the impression that this one was edited to lighten things up a bit, the rougher sex largely missing from the end result. This helped make it a more couples oriented piece of work though, his wealth of genetic juice gracing her mouth when all was said and done.
Scene Four: A Job For Jenna: Jennifer White, Mick Blue: Jennifer White, a very appealing young brunette from California, was up next opposite Mick Blue, a common element in this compilation to be sure,the scene already under way as the credit ended to show her laying on her stomach for Mick to rim her sweet ass on the bed. Her pink skirt was hiked up and her panties discarded, her black top left alone until she let him savor her delicious ass a little more. Mick immediately plunged his turgid pecker into her dripping snatch to do her doggy style, the close up of her zit laden ass bouncing in contrast to a medium shot of her face, the gal pushing back to meet his thrusting erection as he reddened her rump by spanking her. She then flipped over to aggressively slob his knob, throating much of his raging boner before additional penetrative positions included some much more passive anal sex, her tight ass milking his balls dry of semen, Mick giving her a neck/upper torso pop shot as a reward for a job well done.
Scene Five: Asking Price: Gracie Glam, Scott Nails: Next up with a cameo by Jesse Jane herself, was a scene already underway as sexy Gracie Glam bent over to let Scott Nails lick her yummy ass. He really devoured it like it was candy, Gracie pulling him in when she wasn’t holding onto the kitchen counter. She wore a goofy hat and a tight black crop top as he then moved to gobble her gash, the otherwise bald beaver sporting a very slight triangle of hair as she spread her legs in appreciation of his efforts. This was from Gracie’s peak years in porn and she never looked better, her solid eye contact and sultry oral skills adding to the effect with some hand to gland friction. While there was no anal sex here, Gracie did a fine job of actively riding using her pussy to drain his dragon of sperm, relatively few positions (not the myriad normally offered) all that was needed to cause him to nut like a champion, her ass shaking nicely as they bumped uglies to the end with a brief interruption from Marcus London.
Scene Six: Ass Addiction 3: Kristina Rose, Tommy Gunn: Kristina “cutie pie” Rose, an attractive brunette with a fine ass in skimpy red attire, was up next with Tommy Gunn in the standard porn house. She was featured on the upper part of the front cover, earning her spot there as much by her newness to the industry as her shapely backside, and there was no doubt in my mind that she was another lady I wanted to see more of (even before the tease was over). The tease on the stairs enhanced her curvy ass a lot too, the camera taking a very low angle as if stalking its prey before pouncing; something Tommy did as soon as he was allowed to do. Tommy sucked her ass a bit before oiling it up; Kristina aggressively blowing him as she prepared him for another solid ride using her tight pussy. She did not engage in much dirty talk but her discussion of “big, sloppy blowjobs” sure didn’t hurt her appeal any with me any more than her ass cheeks masturbating him before the insertion. I was glad that she didn’t slow down the tempo with any anal action here too; Kristina bouncing on his lap to meet his thrusting member as if they had some chemistry together. The pop shot went to her ass cheeks and lower back, the gal tasting it after rubbing some of the spew around her cheeks.
Scene Seven: Ass Addiction 2: Rebeca Linares, Scott Nails: Rebeca Linares, the hotty brunette featured on the front & center of the cover, was up first as she engaged in deviant activities with a caged and masked Scott Nails. She teased the guy endlessly but he was trapped and unable to sample her wares; the gal calling him a "bad boy" as she asked if he wanted to eat something. She changed into another outfit, one more lingerie and fetish oriented, before coming back to put her panties on his head and let him eat her out. She enjoyed the lustful antics of the pervert so she gave him an oral reward of her own in the form of a seductive little hummer that got increasingly heated as time went on. His mask removed, he ate her a little more before taking her cookie doggy style, pumping away as though she were having fun, moving to some active anal where she bounced back onto his cock and did some ATM. There are a lot of newcomers willing to try anal on camera but few of late have proven to display her sexy demeanor so believably, coming off as though it were her preferred act. By the time started coming to a close, she was in the cage as he continued to tap that sweet ass of hers, the pouty little moans she gave elevating the heat substantially until he rubbed out a big load to her face.
Scene Eight: Ass Addiction 1: Shyla Stylez, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails: Shyla Stylez, the busty blonde on the upper right hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up last as ripped studly boys Jean Val Jean and Scott Nails walked over to her outside. She was tied up and they nonchalantly took their time getting to her as she begged them to free her and give her some cock. She's a classically attractive porn cutie and her schoolgirl outfit enhanced her appeal as they warmed her up for later play in the living room. Her kittenish oral gave way to some serious cocksucking, alternating between the men as they continued to feel her up. They then took turns screwing her pussy, though I would have been happier if she titty fucked them for a spell too. This eventually led to anal sex, somewhat more active a ride there than I expected but not as good as the vaginal sex was. Her work of late has been head and shoulders above the scenes she did for JKP and this was another solid entry for her porn resume given the replay value and warmth.
Scene Nine: Assassins: Riley Steele, Manuel Ferrara: Riley does an excellent job of playing the innocent girl who turns into a tigress once she gets a hard cock in her hands. Her ass looks stupendous in her pink panties and even better once they come off. Manuel seems to agree, and he is rock hard the moment his pants come off. Riley sucks and fucks that cock with a lot of energy, and her sweet little clit gets hard during the reverse cowgirl. (review by Mark Roach)
Summary: A Is For Asses by director Robby D. for Digital Playground was a dedicated compilation of scenes focusing on scenes from ass related titles earning a very solid Watch It Online. In short, A Is For Asses was fun to watch and included ladies such as Alexis Texas, Shyla Stylez, and Rebeca Linares so check it out if you missed the original releases.
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