XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Tits VS Asses

Tits VS Asses


Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/4/16


XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

 

Tits VS Asses

-- sponsored by --

Digital Playground

Genre: Compilation

Director: Robby D.

 

Cast: Melissa Lauren, Mick Blue, Kelly Divine, Alanah Rae, Jayden Jaymes, Jesse Jane, Erik Everhard, Jennifer White, Manuel Ferrara, Sara Stone, Toni Ribas, Alexis Texas, Scott Nails

Length: 213:27 minutes

Date of Production: 6/9/2016

 

Extras: There was a short photogallery and web access but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Tits VS Asses was presented in the same aspect ratio the scenes were originally shot by Robby D. for Digital Playground. Unlike some compilations on the market, this one cut right to the sex so each scene was edited to a degree, nothing crucial for the majority of rain coaters and no company watermark onscreen at all times but parts of the buildup missing. Each scene looked fairly similar with decent lighting, solid camera work, little of the artistic crud to water it down this time. The video bit rate varied considerably but the scenes looked much like I remember the originals otherwise if that helps your decision. The aural components were presented in Dolby Digital but the surround track was encoded in post production, the vocals more important this time.

 

Body of Review: Robby D. was an accomplished director at Digital Playground, the company really gaining notice around the time the director joined them. His latest release from DP is another compilation of his older works called Tits VS Asses, a variety of scenes starring a wealth of popular ladies in scenes taken from various titles of their back catalog. The single disc release included strokable scenes with a good cast of sexy babes like Alexis Texas, Kelly Divine, Jesse Jane and others in the scenes, each well known for large or shapely asses or breasts. For those still interested, the scenes came from the Titlicious and Asslicious series released years ago. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

 

Scene One: Titlicious: Melissa Lauren, Mick Blue: Melissa Lauren, the attractive brunette with gorgeous blue eyes seen on the far left side of the cover, was up next when she interrupted Mick Blue in his scenic home office. They talked about her troubles on the couch and one thing led to another, Mick making his move on her with a kiss, followed by a grope, until both of them were half dressed. The rest of their clothing soon feel to the wayside and she blew him with a modicum of energy, the lack of chemistry only hurting the replay value as far as I was concerned. Mick waited until some moderately active vaginal riding was over to go down on her in the slightest, some intermittent oral added in by both of them as they moved from a wild vaginal fuck to a far slower anal pounding. The ending pop shot went to her chest and felt premature though, the scene the second best of the show for me.

 

Scene Two: Asslicious: Kelly Divine, Mick Blue: In this fourth scene Kelly Devine is blindfolded and kneeling in a chair, facing the rear when a guy walks up and begins to play with her butt. Kelly's ass is her trademark and it is great, but other than that I just don't see the attraction to her. Her boobs are okay and she is aggressive, but she is just not very pretty. The scene is well-done and she must have her fans, but I did not linger long here. (review by Marine Hardcore)

 

Scene Three: Titlicious 2: Alanah Rae, Mick Blue: Alanah Rae is one well-built woman with great hair and face as well bringing a sexy attitude to the ballgame. In this scene she is mad at her guy who attempts to sweet-talk his way into an apology for whatever perceived misdeeds he may have done. Who cares really? What we all care about is how hot Alanah looks in the red bra and panties and the huge cleavage on display. Needless to say he gets her giggling and horny and on the bed where he begins kissing every inch of her. As noted, her tits are enormous and her nipples very erect when sucked. She gets his cock out from his jeans and sucks it, then lets him fuck her doggy-style. She sits on him facing the camera and the scene is very hot, with his smooth balls and her shaved pussy detailed in all their glory. She fucks him very hard here and is quite vocal. He shoots on her boobs, which is a letdown as I wanted to see her face covered, but alas, it was not to be, but it was still a good shot since she licked some of the cream from one tit. (review by Marine Hardcore)

 

Scene Four: Asslicious 2: Jayden Jaymes, Mick Blue: Jayden Jaymes, a curvy beauty with incredibly sexy eyes, was up next in a blue dress as seen on the middle of the cover (in a shitty shot that barely showed her off). She was outside in the shade and shaking her wonderful ass as her blue thong crept up into her crack so very well, the director whispering to her as he jumped in to paw her curvaceous cheeks. Jayden played the game well, removing her panties and bending over to best display her asset, Mick Blue appearing out of nowhere to interrupt the flow of the action. Needless to say, such cock blocking is best suited for the various "Jack" series that I miss, the addition of humor out of place given the rest of the show, making me believe that the movie was merely a collection of otherwise random scenes (hence the lack of a BTS extra). The action resumed when horny Jayden showed a preference for Mick, her uncomfortable position held while the guys sorted things out. Mick skipped the agreement and fed her some of his cock, Jayden savoring his pecker as he played with her ass. The camera was continually too close too, at least a little solid POV action included as Jayden looked up in appreciation for the bounty she was receiving. Mick orally reciprocated and then began drilling her pussy, her vocals too loud and Robby's hand grabbing (and choking) her, the couple moving inside when things got out of hand. Jayden made an effort to become more active at riding and Mick nearly lost his load because of it, choking her and going down once more before tapping her pussy again on the couch. The nut appeared when he jerked off to her tits, losing points because she could have done it for him rather than just suck him off a little.

 

Scene Five: Titlicious 3: Jesse Jane, Erik Everhard: Jesse walks into the shower and turns the water on, while still wearing a dress, and starts to give us a show, as her tits come out first, no surprise cause of the name of the movie. She looks at the camera, as she slips out of her dress, and begins to play with her pussy through her wet panties. She turns around and shows us her ass as she continues to play with her pussy. We see some pants on the side of the frame and then we see them come off and Erik walks into the shower and joins her. They start off with some heavy kissing as he grabs her boobs and rubs her pussy. She reaches down and jerks off his cock, until he turn her around, but she reaches back and goes for his cock again. He bends her over the bench, pulls her panties down and inserts his cock in her pussy. He then picks her up and continues to fuck her in some standing reverse cowgirl action. There is something about shower sex that is so awesome, maybe it’s the whole doing something dirty while you are cleaning yourself. Anyway, she ends up on her knees, and works over his cock with her hands and mouth, before he sets her on the bench and dives into her pussy. He shoves his cock back in her pussy, but then shoves a few fingers in and she wiggles with delight. But don’t worry his cock is back in her pussy pretty quick. After some brief oral, he picks her up once again for some standing cowgirl action, he’s really showing off his strength here. He sits down on the bench and she rides him some more, as he reaches around and play with her pussy some, while she is getting fucked. They continue with some doggy on the floor, as she rests her head on the bench. Nice job with the audio mix, the water noise doesn’t drown out the moans too much. The scene ends as he stands up and jerks off into her mouth and she then licks his cock clean. (review by Shawn DPS)

 

Scene Six: Asslicious 2: Jennifer White, Manuel Ferrara: Jennifer White, the cute brunette seen standing on the middle of the left side of the front cover, was up next as she used the men's bathroom while Manuel Ferrara took a piss. There was a glory hole in the toilet wall and he couldn't resist sticking his cock in there to see what she would do, Jennifer stroking him while providing some aural inspiration. This led to her sucking him off nicely enough, the gal sitting on the seat as though she never had any intentions of going to the bathroom for a bodily function. Both of them wanted more so she left the stall and they embraced, kissing and hugging as his turgid state excited her more. They pawed each other and he was soon going down on her as she sat on the sink, Manuel drilling her pussy as she sat back to appreciate the action, moving back to a glory hole position for some reason where she was slightly less passive (pushing back to meet his thrusts). There was taste testing and she stepped back out to do anal, the resulting penetration just as passive as the rest of the backdoor gals in the flick. If it wasn't gross enough that they screwed on the public sink, they were then on the floor, Jennifer at least pumping a bit when on top of him though not much. She cleaned him off and he jerked off a small load of sperm to her face, Jennifer swallowing what was left of it in her mouth.

 

Scene Seven: Titlicious 3: Sara Stone, Toni Ribas: Sara and her bigs tits are jiggling away as the scene starts. She plays with them through her lingerie as she teases us before she finally lets them out. But we see that she is not alone, as he creeps in behind her and begins to play with her nipples and boobs. He then heads south, as he shoves his hand down her shorts to play with her pussy, but she quickly takes them off and sits back down in front of him, as he goes right back to fingering her pussy. At this point she is pretty much giving him a lap dance, as she grinds her ass on his crotch. She stands up and turns around, as his pants are off and she starts to slowly lick his balls as she makes her way to his cock. She gives him a pretty wet BJ, as she gags and spits on his cock. And you know some titty fucking was coming, so there you go. And her tits almost completely cover his cock when it’s between her tits. But enough of her tits, we cut to her as she is about to climb on his cock for some cowgirl action, and the camera keep and eye on her tits, as they bounce up and down. There were a few times I was worried about the camera, as he moved in for a closer look. She climbs off for some more oral love, but it soon back on top for some reverse cowgirl action. She leans back and lets the boobies bounce again and then we are on to some missionary action. And she is back to the titty fucking until he cums on her tits. (review by Shawn DPS)

 

Scene Eight: Asslicious 1: Alexis Texas, Scott Nails: The perfectly booty of Alexi Texas is the first thing you see when the camera opens with her scene and the quiet movement as she shakes it up and down and the panning of the camera in and out makes you quiver just like her butt. She is giving you the sexy eye treatment the whole time. A quick shift and she laying nude tummy down on a bed and a guy comes in to massage her ass, restraints on her wrists and ankles. He plays with her a little and the camera never moves from the main ingredient, her gorgeous ass. They move to fucking and the restraints come off, but her ass is never penetrated. The cumshot is there though and it is a fine one! (review by Marine Hardcore)

Summary: Tits VS Asses by director Robby D. for Digital Playground was a dedicated compilation of scenes focusing on scenes from ass and Tit related titles earning a very solid Watch It Online. In short, Tits VS Asses was fun to watch and included ladies such as Alexis Texas, Melissa Lauren (incorrectly identified as Shyla Stylez), and Jennifer White so check it out if you missed the original releases.


----
You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon



comments powered by Disqus

Recent Photo Galleries




Featured Reviews


Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:


Delivered by FeedBurner