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Storm of Kings


Studio: Brazzers » Review by cyber5 » Review Date: 8/23/16


XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genres: Cosplay, Fantasy, Parody, Feature

Writer/Director: Dick Bush

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Cast: Aletta Ocean, Anissa Kate, Jasmine Jae, Peta Jensen, Aruba Jasmine, Rob Diesel, Ryan Ryder, Marc Rose

Length: 1 hr 40 min                  

Date of Release: August 2, 2016

Extras: 25:21 minute BTS Featurette and Bonus Sex Scene, Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap, Trailers, Web Access

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Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Good looking anamorphic presentation. Audio is clear. There's dialog in between the sex, so you may have to ride your volume control a bit. There are some special effects that look like they were done by the same guys that bring us things like sharkagators.

Overview: A parody of a popular cable show featuring dragons, big-busted women and sword play this goes a step further. You get to see the hugely-busted girls get drilled. Yes, there is a dragon involved besides the ones the guys whip out from underneath their armor. There's good costuming, set decoration and more, if you are into that kind of that thing. Most of the girls are hugely augmented in the breast area - so if you are looking for natural girls - look elsewhere.

I separated this disc into 4 parts, rather than the 8 scenes selectable in the menu because that is how it flows.

Part 1 : Anissa Kate, Jasmine Jae & Ryan Ryder

King Jasper (Ryder) is practicing his archery at King's Cliff while Anissa and Jasmine look on, wearing only leashes and capes. His mother informs him that he needs to attend an important wedding. Later, at Ice Peak, Susan is informed that he is arriving for her brother's wedding. Soon, Jasper arrives and he is appalled at the muddy and cold conditions and challenges John Doe to a duel amongst real warriors and calls forth his warrior. The two warriors engage in some swordsmanship and Jasper sends his wenches off to get comfy while he hits on Susan.

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Jasper and Susan enter the castle, where the wenches are spread out on display so that he can show Susan what she needs to learn to be his queen. The two buxom brunettes get to work on him, grunting and moaning a bit too much. The castle scene looks authentic enough as the two girls moan their way through some oral as Susan looks on. Jasper takes Anissa's box first, leg in the air with cool leather medieval boots on. Jasmine takes her turn, in a squat fuck, also in hot leather boots, pumping nicely.

Anissa KAte and Jasmine Jae

Anissa Kate and Jasmine Jae

Like a good King's wench should, Anissa gives up her ass hole to the king, in reverse cowgirl; her natural, French titties jiggling. Not to be outdone, Jasmine sucks it before putting it back in Anissa's pooper before his majesty fucks the whore's pussy. Jasper jams both of the two in a number of positions, making sure his future queen is watching; before he unloads in the whores' mouths.

Interlude: John Doe (Rose) is wandering through the woods when he comes across Ilsa, hunting for the devil. Some night walker things attack them and they run off to her camp.

Part 2 : Peta Jensen, Aruba Jasmine & Rob Diesel

Peta Jensen and Aruba Jasmine

The Princess Tarus (Jensen), and her hand maiden are walking though the woods with their guard when they come across Drogus (Diesel) and they bargain for travel on a ship. Tarus' hand maiden gets to work on the barbarians body, her permed hair quite out of place for this era as Drogus rams her roughly. She's not up to his standards, so Tarus slides in and helps. The two blondes suck him and then Tarus works her pussy on his cock in doggie.

Peta Jensen and Aruba Jasmine

The girls take his totem in their mouths and vaginally before he unloads all over their big boobs. Drogus is impressed and gives them a ship for passage.

Back at King's Cliff, the king needs 3 whores and the guards are to be doubled.

Part 3 : Aletta Ocean & Marc Rose

Aletta Ocean

Meanwhile, in the woods, John Doe and Ilsa have to have sex, as she has captured him. That's the rule. (The lighting is a bit off white balance here and casts a yellowish glow at the start of the scene.) Ilsa gets to work on John's cock with her mouth. She strokes and sucks his cock nicely as he unbuckles all of his medieval gear before she climbs on to ride him like a jockey.

Aletta Ocean

Her ass looks good as she pumps away (my girlfriend swearing that she must have inserts in there). She lies still on her back as John slides in and out of her pussy, as she licks her huge tits. She makes good eye contact, with her beautiful peepers, as he sucks and fucks her pussy. Her great ass is on display again (which my girl still swears is enhanced) as she gets pumped and then we take a break for some oral before she climbs on in reverse cowgirl to slap her ass on his thighs. Her eyes get huge as she receives a huge white load all over her chin.

Part 4 : Marc Rose & Peta Jensen

Peta Jensen

John Doe storms the castle in the nick of time and all hell breaks loose as a CGI dragon shows up and aids him in his quest. John, the King and Tarus make a bargain and then John fucks Tarus as she bends over her King. The two seem to be enjoying a long-needed fucking as the King scampers off, mumbling about how rude they are. She looks pretty damned good as he rams her before blowing all over her gigantic boobs.

Cover vs. content: The front cover reveals nothing other than it is a parody of a popular show. The content reflects that show in a decent parody.

Final Thoughts: I'm not really a "parody guy", and I don't watch the show it is based on; but it's a decent flick with attractive wenches and decent sex scenes; but the sex isn't really filmed as well as it should have been. The girls are way too augmented for my tastes, but I understand they wanted some busty wenches, so I'll take that with a grain of salt.

If you like low-budget CGI dragons, swords, and super-augmented girls - this may be for you. It wasn't really to my liking. It's available on the Brazzers website as episodes (like the show it is based on), so for that reason I say Watch It Online.


 ~cyber5  Tweet me.



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