Craven Moorehead. He has become a name that is synonymous for being a man who shows a story at it's most pure form. The way that the entire crew from top to bottom creates his vignettes are something that is growing to be more and more of the place where fans can find the starlets they love and see them at their very best. I was anxious to see this film. I am a Katrina Jade fan, I will admit that plainly from the beginning of this article and when I saw her on the cover in a Girl Scout uniform, I said, this is my cup of tea. My fandom aside, I wanted to see how Craven would use her in the ways that only he can. Being she has just won XBIZ Female Performer of the Year, it is safe to say many films of 2016 will showcase her talents to the max but Craven, he brings out the best in a star and with Tommy Gunn as her co-star in her scene I was itching to see scene number two. The aspect I wanted to look at also when going into this review, was to also view if the crew could piece together something that would not just showcase Katrina but scenes one, three and four. Shane Blair and Alice March were new on my radar and they were paired with male performers who also I think have something to prove when it comes to if they belong in the films that not only showcase sex, but acting, humor, script and production, because that is exactly what the description Pretty Dirty has become synonymous with.
Film Running Time: 2 Hours, 14 Minutes
Director: Craven Moorehead
Written and Produced by: Bree Mills
Cameras: Matt Holder, Craven Moorehead, Billy Visual, Alex Ladd
Don Juan's Phyla: Boy/Girl, Vignettes, Step Daddy, Story, Anal
Scene 1: Alice March and Tony Martinez
Scene Length: 39 Minutes
New comer Alice March is a gal that has been getting some good press since her start. Alice sports one of the most beautiful booties for a newcomer and as the scene begins, she does a decent job setting things up linguistically. She is a gal off to college soon and as she talks with her girlfriend about sexual encounters to be, she sees the hunky Tony Martinez in the backyard, doing what gardeners do. She goes into this lustful pitch of how she wants Tony to be her first when it comes to a little anal play and as she gets off the phone to get off herself a little something something, the fans are treated to a very sexy masturbation scene. The vibe of the young "girls next" door is pulsating through the screen and as you get to watch her get naked, one can't help but oogle her every movement. The masturbation is delicious and I can't remember the last time I actually enjoyed watching a gal get herself off on screen like Alice does. The scene features a bit of everything, some comedy, some solo greatness, but it does have some wonderful looking shots of not just the beautiful woman but if a very gorgeous set that ties the scene together. The movement from camera one to camera two keeps the viewer going right from the start and when Tony comes in to see what all the hubbub is and things really take a turn for the better.
As Tony comes in right after where Alice gives a wonderful performance of humor and eroticism that has one of the best lines of dialogue I have heard in an adult film. Alice is trying to guess his Hispanic name and we hear the wonderful purring of sounds like "ooooohhhh Julio, ooooooohhhh Jesus!" by this amazing young performer. It is sleek and sexy to watch her on all fours playing as Tony marches in to finish the job. The camera captures things beautifully from close-up to wide distance shots in this opener. The sex is kinky and tasteful. If I were to say there was one aspect that stands out above the rest, it is that Alice is one of the best blow-job artists in the business. Her composure is sexy as fuck and when she swallows his man hood, there is no gagging or spit, just Alice coming up, gasping for air, which ranks a 9.7 on this critic's kink-o-meter. These two really light up the screen and Alice does not look like a new comer to the business with how smooth and sexy she gets into each position with a smile and cute giggle. I love the fact that the crew kept her in these cute blue shoes, opposed to some six inch spiked heels. It keeps the story going, even during a very lustful sex scene. Blow job fans, this is the scene for you because on three separate occasions, Alice gets Tony's sword and just goes to town, even after they have been fucking in multiple positions and after some brilliant anal. The close shots pay dividends to the fantasy and I think once the money shot has cum, you will have this feeling that you simply want to watch again, that is how great a performance this introduction is. Added in with flawless editing that goes to multiple angles as if it were clockwork, you will be begging for mercy with how well these two perform to compliment the perfect production. This scene has one of the most epic starts to a boy/girl film and if this is just round one, I can only imagine what lies ahead.
Scene: 2 Katrina Jade and Tommy Gunn
Scene Length: 32 Minutes
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As Tommy pulls up in his pristine Cadillac Escalade, we are treated to Girl Scout leader Katrina Jade greeting him at the door. What comes next can only be described as movie magic, or a match made in heaven. Katrina Jade is the serious, seductive female and Tommy is the handsome, older father who supplies the comic relief. As Katrina lures him inside, you see a character match that is by the book perfect. You could not see it done better by two other performers. The story is Tommy is there to pick up his daughter and he comes to find out that she is out selling cookies like a good Girl Scout does. To pass the time, Katrina passes it in the only way fitting for an adult movie. Katrina is marvelous. She is molding herself into the top starlet into this business and something the likes of which none of us have ever seen. She has the kink factor of the great Debbie Diamond, she loves sex and her films show her passion for sex in every second that is filmed. What makes her unique is her youthful appearance, that is as striking as a Janine Lindemulder or dare I say, even Jenna Jameson. Her ink is the X factor, or should I say XXX factor because she can play the young, slutty girl next door, as she does in this role. I so applaud the producers and staff for not casting your stereotypical performer in this role, because Katrina simply turns this scene into something new, fresh and fantastic. Her words are sexy, when you hear her tell Tommy Gunn, "where's the "gun" big daddy?" You are hooked till scenes end and all you can do is sit there drooling as she performs. Tommy is simply hilarious as the father trying to get out of an awkward situation. With this type of acting talent combined, you know that the sex that ensues will be out of this world.
Katrina is simply marvelous. As you see her do everything with a passion, as a viewer you will be mesmerized, unable to take your eyes away from the screen. As she puts her plan into motion, you see those little things take shape. She starts to lick, kiss and stroke Tommy's manhood with just her tongue. As she calls him "daddy" every fan of hers will be at attention in more ways than one.
It is seduction that only the greatest adult performers can do, yes, I am indeed calling her that, because this little beauty puts more fire into ten minutes of a sex scene than some performers do in five scenes combined. Every view of these two is something sexy. Tommy is her right hand as he keeps the characters alive and the story going within the scene, with his amazing acting. As she presses him to let loose and she gets on her knees, the magic just continues to grow. The action will keep your mind only in one place and the thing I really liked about the action, is that the director let the performers get into the same positions a few times, keeping the flow of the scene as solid as can be. When you see her hop of Tommy's glistening cock a few times to suck her cum off his shaft, you just can't help but say: "holy shit!" The sense of realistic sex and the stuff of pure fantasy has it's line blurred in this scene. Katrina and Tommy set a new standard for what a fantasy like this can be. The camera angles are good, not great, but the crew got things right by staying with Katrina at almost every moment to see her purr like a sex kitten when Tommy finally throws caution to the wind and begins to take control and give Katrina the ride of her life. Craven chose some of the sexiest angles. Watching Katrina in reverse cow girl is mind blowing, I can not tell you how fucking cool it is to see a woman cum this many times on film. The touch of keeping her in her Girl Scout uniform just adds a perfect cherry on top to this scenes quality. Needless to say, this is the hottest scene of the film and when you see this scene a second time, because even after four views you may not see all there is to see, you will notice little extra perks each time, like Katrina's cum sliding down Tommy's shaft in multiple positions. You will notice Katrina sucking Tommy's cock and worshiping the spit bands as she playfully gets him in the mood. I will not spoil the rest, but this scene is award caliber and the true reason why Katrina is a force that has never, ever been seen in this industry.
Scene 3: Lucas Frost and Shane Blair
Scene Length: 30 Minutes
The long walk from the train station opens up this scene in the most delightful way. Lucas Frost is a huge touch of eye candy for the ladies in this chapter of the film. Lucas is a new breed of male performer that is making a huge splash in the industry in his short time in the business. Being paired with the sultry Shane Blair is any porn fans dream come true. The set-up has some gorgeous shots from intro to sex, the dialogue is wonderful and acted well enough to send the viewer into a state of fantasy before the lust begins to spread around the room. Shane Blair fills in as the true description of the box cover, as she is the nanny and Lucas Frost is the hard working Dad coming home from a long day, only to find his wife is going to be late and that you have a very sexy nanny waiting for you at the house to meet. From the start of interaction, Shane puts on a marvelous show, that simply has you wanting to see things boil over into some steamy sex as soon as you see her in her gorgeous skirt and delicious hair and make-up. Watching her brown curls bounce and move all over is a luscious bonus of this chapter of the film, but before I get too carried away, I think both actors deserve some credit for making the scene a simple introduction to fantasy. They both simply go right at it and Shane does not waste anytime with extensive dialogue or too much emphasis on how much she wants Shane. That fits in very well in this scene. As both parties take a tour of the house, they come upon a room of forbidden furniture and the dialogue has some great comedic tendencies and lines, as the passion between the two culminates before your very eyes. As you watch things begin, great camera shots to hone in our eye balls to Shane's derriere are simply what porn is made of and bravo to Craven for making a scene look this beautiful to start.
These two simply waste no time in the sex portion of the scene either. Lucas sports a chiseled body to go along with some extras that I will not spoil for the female viewers. Ladies, you will be drooling as much as us guys in this one. Shane, my goodness, with the stunning ink covering certain spots on her gorgeous body, Craven and team focus the angles to bring us into the performers realm and put us right in the middle of the action. The lighting is superb and the methods of each performer will drive you insane in the best of ways in this one, For instance, Shane continues the wonderful chain of great oral sex to start the scene. As you watch spit drip down Lucas's balls as she deep throats his manhood, I doubt your core temperature will stay anywhere within the seventy degree range. The oral sex, once again is fantastic and one of the best parts of this scene. Craven adds such planning and perfection as when you see Lucas get hot ad heavy for Shane he puts her down on the couch to lie back as he eats her pussy and there are spit stains all over her mouth from sucking his balls and deep throating his cock.
The magic that pieces this scene together in so many ways is exactly what I think will lead Craven to gathering trophies of his own come awards season 2018. Shane does keep the viewers eyes fixated on her as I love the fact they did not let her get toweled off and as the motions get quicker and faster, you see her building up a sweat as they go into reverse cowgirl. Both of these stars in the making sell the scene on their amazing good looks and well kept bodies. The pairing is a perfect fit. The dirty talk is not as detailed and charismatic as I would liked when it enters into the realm of the scene, but when you see Shane moaning and looking into Lucas Frost's eyes, you will probably forget about that aspect entirely. Shane has a touch of enthusiasm and I would have loved to have seen more kissing from such a well cast duo. I think if you look at the bigger picture, this is simply two amazing stars of the future really discovering what they are capable of and the way the keep the action flowing shows a very promising future for both parties. If the positions don't tickle your fancy, the part of things being shot from a distance should. You have a chance to see each stars facial expressions and you see the heat that the two share and effort they put in to make this a wonderful third part to this film that will deliver as it promises as far as sex with the nanny goes.
Scene 4: Scarlet Red and John Strong
Scene Length: 38 Minutes
John Strong, he is simply an amazing actor. He is the reason that gals in this business simply shine on screen in a sexual performance. John himself, he is also a man who knows how to get the juices flowing from the audience in terms of his acting ability as well. The premise of this set-up is the longest of the film and I love that they saved the best for last. John is the perverted shrink who is looking to con girls into sex after a patient comes in to tell him about his anxiety about finding his daughter after donating sperm, played by the amazing Billy Visual a graphic and visual genius of the industry.
The gal that perverted doctor finds online is the yummy Scarlet Red an actress who is one of the bread and butter pieces of the industry. She always puts on a great performance and she drives you bananas with the sexual part of any scene and this chapter lives up to her reputation and work. Scarlet is sultry as the would be daughter to John Strong. You see the passion building up in them and ready to explode as the dialogue gets further and further along into the sex. Scarlet does not miss a line, neither does John and that type of set-up puts you into another realm as far as fantasy goes. Scarlet tells John she has a bit of some Daddy issues and as he begins to caress her arms and spark her fire, you see it in her eyes that she wants to kiss him. It is one of the hottest intros I have seen of the 2016 late year entries. When John backs off a tad thinking he has gone too far, Scarlet grabs John and kisses him passionately, which if you are reading this and are trying to picture it in you head, here is the sexy cute blond, garbbing this massive Russian and planting one on him deep and passionately. It sets up something beyond explosive in the kink to come.
Scarlet Red, my goodness, she can sell anything to anybody and her acting ability is as amazing as is her sex drive. Scarlet is the creme de la creme in this scene and John was the perfect cast mate to bring out something so sizzling, I will guarantee you that you will have to sit there watching even after you have had your fill of flesh for the day.
The sex here is magnificent. It is rough and steamy. To add the end flavor to this final chapter, the blow job that John receives is the stuff that was once only thought to exist in a fantasy. John actually fucks Scarlet's mouth and it is not over bearing or put on, Scarlet takes every inch and she makes it look oh so sexy. I thought that she was amazing slobbering all over John's dick and when you see them go from position to position, if you watch closely there is always some spit somewhere, whether it is stained all over Scarlet's mouth as John licks her pussy, or it is gathered in warm pools around John's cock after she lubes things up before switching to reverse cow-girl. This is what adult entertainment should be. After seeing this scene, I gained a new respect for both performers. Both are talked about, as always being someone who can make any scene fly with any other performer and after seeing them in action together, I can see why. Scarlet Red, this gal deserves so much more recognition that she gets. She is sexy as hell and she knows how to take the fan on a joy ride that they want to see using the vision that the director gives them. This scene has great close up shots and when you see John grab Scarlet and pound her hard in reverse cow-girl, I doubt you will be able to contain yourself for one minute. It was so hard to pick between this scene and Katrina Jade's earlier masterful piece, if there ever was a tie for sexiest scene in a film, it would definitely go to Cheating with the Nanny. Once you have scene this amazing piece of erotica, I have no doubt that you will be a fan of both John and Scarlet if you are not already and seeing the combination of Alex Ladd and Craven draw us into these wonderful angles and shots, I do not think there will be one person who is not sweating profusely after seeing this end scene.
Don Juan's Bottom Line:
Ladies and gentleman, this film has it all. From the striking cinematography that earned the always on point Billy Visual his trophy during awards season of his tenure is the business, who also makes a rare cameo in the film, to the always wonderful story telling and set-up that can only come from the mind of Bree Mills, this film has it all. When you plug in the fact that you have Craven interpreting Bree’s words onto film in each scene, you discover something that has rarely been seen in one sitting these days in the adult industry. If you remember to keep the legendary Alex Ladd and his camera work in the back of your mind when observing things, you will see why you are pressing rewind multiple times during multiple scenes in this film. The film length is spot on, each scene length is the perfect sequence that picks you and lets you down softly in all the rights spots to gear you up for the next rodeo. I cannot say enough of how well this scene showcases the talent of so many people that showed why they won the awards they did with actions and not words. Then we get to the performers. Katrina Jade, she showed why she will forever change this industry if she continues to venture roads and passions that have never been seen on film in this industry. Her sultry actions, her multiple orgasms, her sexy dialogue, it is what the award for Female Performer of the Year was created for all those years ago, I don’t think that there will be one fan who walks away from seeing this film and will not become instantly a Katrina Jade fan. This is how you showcase a crew and performers to the best of their abilities. The oral in the film is some of the best I have seen culminated in almost five years. If you are a blow job fan, this film is for you, but I must warn you, you may leave a lover of other aspects of this industry after you have gotten done with this picture. The young talent that is showcased in this film both male and female is a look into the crystal ball of what the future of this industry could be. This film will have you watching each scene repeatedly to catch what you may have missed as well as to see stars showcased for what exactly brought them here from gorgeous booty to charming fallacio and tempo. This glue is in the mix as well to bind this project into a solid form as the end scene showcases. This film is the perfect example of how Pretty Dirty Films is becoming a Tornado that is simply spinning the heads of both performer and fan in the best of ways in this business.