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MILF Massage 2


Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Steve Pulaski » Review Date: 1/4/17


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Content: 2.5/5 stars

Running Time: 1 hour, 37 minutes

Cast: Kagney Lynn Karter, Kenzie Taylor, Bridgette B, Mercedes Carrera, Isiah Maxwell, Logan Pierce, Small Hands, and Lucas Frost

Directed by: Mike Quasar

Genres: All Sex, Big Boobs, MILF, Massage

Condoms: No

Audio/Video: No technical specifications to note, audio, however, is burdened with far too noticeable of an echo whenever performers are speaking

Bonus Scenes: One, featuring unnamed performers from an unnamed (and unknown) previous DVD.

Extras: Cumshot recap

Overview: Director Mike Quasar and Third Degree Films brings yet another recurring installment in "All Sex" pornography, this time, a sequel to a franchise dedicated to buxom MILFs giving well-endowed studs a massage boosted by a very happy ending in MILF Massage 2.

Scene 1: Kagney Lynn Karter and Isiah Maxwell



MILF Massage 2 opens with DVD covergirl Kagney Lynn Karter - in the first interracial cover-pairing for a non-interracial disc that I can remember - appropriately giving Isiah Maxwell an intimate, full-body massage as he lies on his back. She works him while wearing a pea-green bra/panty-set, a muted color that accentuates her bust ever-so-nicely. She sexily removes her bra while lying atop of him, pressing her tits against his back before turning him over and revealing his almost entirely erect penis. Kagney loves the way his cock feels in her hands before she goes for a blowjob. Things turn nasty fast as Kagney segways from his shaft to servicing his balls one at a time. Isiah grabs a hold of her head to initiate a more forceful sucking.

Missionary is also a bit wild for both of them, as Kagney flies off his cock in a way that's both erotic and consistent, her thick ass soon becoming red with hand-prints from Isiah's excessive slapping. A brief pause for a blowjob is where we see in Kagney's face and vigorous masturbation motions that she's unbearably horny for more. This prompts her to shimmy her hips onto Isiah's cock, resulting in a seismic quake of sexual ecstasy that has her flailing her arms around in a surprising but noteworthy manner. The scene's final position is doggystyle, where Kagney's initially picture-perfect representation of the style gradually shifts to her planting her stomach on the couch and spreading her legs wide before having Isiah blast his load into her mouth.


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Here's a scene that could've benefited from a storyline, or at least some performer interaction. However, the personalities of the performers is subtly conveyed through their intercourse, with Kagney coming alive as the sex intensifies, and Isiah never letting up and asserting dominance while Kagney reciprocates in an animated fashion. This is a fine example how an ordinary scene can be lifted into a status that's a bit above average. Three and a half out of five stars.

Scene 2: Kenzie Taylor and Logan Pierce



While Kenzie's massage isn't as forward as Kagney's was, as Kenzie winds up keeping her distance from Logan, her client, she offers us, the audience, an immaculate view of her ass. Clad in laced-panties that showcase her rear's toned form, she oils up her breasts and eventually decides to use them on a pleasantly surprised Logan before offering up a blowjob upon turning him over and revealing a rock-hard cock.

His dick is Kenzie's for the taking as her succulent strokes and slurps drive him wild. She goes deep right away, gagging and gulping before finally deciding to enjoy missionary sex. She aids herself by sliding her oiled-up fingers into her asshole as Logan enters her. Melodic moans ring through the air as she's plowed and her face remains in a constant state of shivering enjoyment. After a while, Kenzie finally decides to show Logan her luscious booty, to which he responds by going right for her clit. She wails and exhales the entire time he enjoys her, her eyes fluttering when she's finally transferred on her back to enjoy more rough sex and even some surprise tit-slapping.



Logan ends things by fiercely fucking Kenzie on her side, with her ass perched towards the camera. The two swap spit before Logan busts all over her unshaven crotch, concluding a marginally entertaining but not wholly memorable or vital scene. Two and a half out of five stars.

Scene 3: Bridgette B and Small Hands



A heavily tatted Small Hands carefully massages Bridgette B's beautifully toned body upon undoing the top of her string-bikini, his hands delicately conforming to the shape of her shapely, debatably perfect breasts and ass. He spends a lot of time rubbing below her waist, weaving his hand in-between her cheeks and sneaking his hand underneath her to massage her moistening crotch.



She finally can't take it anymore, gulping down his flaccid cock and letting it grow down her throat until she suffers through spit and slobber and frees it from her warm mouth. This simple blowjob continues until Small Hands decides to pump her ass as she lies on her back, with the vigor of her masturbation intensifying throughout eye-widening sex that leaves her mouth agape. She transitions to climb on top of him and insists a blowjob, resulting in an intimate makeout session that leads to another bout of missionary sex.

At this point, however, as entertaining as some of this can be - especially when missionary has Bridgette coming alive, enthusiastically working her glutes and riding Small Hands magnificently - this scene is where MILF Massage 2 shows its wear as a concept. The ways to introduce a massage sequence are so vast, you could probably make a full-length documentary on that porn framing device alone, so to have the performers be basically mute throughout the entire thing dialog-wise and just have them jump right into sex is disheartening, regardless of how perfect Bridgette's body might be. Three out of five stars.

Scene 4: Mercedes Carrera and Lucas Frost



The final scene of the disc has Lucas Frost rubbing down a buxom Mercedes Carrera, favoring her feet and her large mound of ass cheeks that protrude outwards in an in-your-face manner. After a lengthy massage, Lucas decides to eat her out before she begins to rhythmically stroke his cock as she sucks and savors his sizable shaft. He finally puts his saliva-coated cock to use on her, entering her in doggy that's welcomed with receptive whimpering on her behalf.

Her delight is echoed throughout the entire sequence, whether she's emphatically wailing or expressing her fondness for her client's dick in brief, vulgar outbursts. You can see it in her eyes how much she enjoys giving a blowjob when she's given the opportunity to do so again before climbing back on top. In her second round of penetration, Mercedes works her ass in missionary, wiggling and riding while reaching back to spread her cheeks for the viewer's pleasure.



Things end as she's forced into the spooning position after lifting her leg high for Lucas. The two squeeze in some last minute strokes, with Lucas initiating tardy pussy-play before he squirts cum all over her crotch, bringing this disc to a close. Two and a half out of five stars.

Final Thoughts



In this day and age, you have to do more than just make an "all sex" porn DVD involving attractive men and women giving massages to one another that prompts a standard array of positions and MILF Massage 2 doesn't always seem to realize that. Sure it's fun to watch Kagney Lynn Karter go nuts all over her partner, Bridgette B's perfect body nimbly work another, or Mercedes Carrera's eye-popping ass fill the entire screen, but without any conceivable or identifiable narrative or human interest, it's hard to recommend a film that feels so dime-a-dozen. Especially one that minimal inclusions of performer dialog are handicapped by an audio-track that bears too much of a discernible echo to truly enjoy.

MILF Massage 2 is another case where the performers' natural energy, sexual prowess, and attractiveness buoys a DVD from being noticeably too generic or unremarkable. The next time, however, even those musts might not even cover the bases adequately.


SP



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