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Family Of Perverts, A


Studio: Pretty Dirty » Review by Don Juan DeMarko » Review Date: 1/12/17


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

There comes a time when business booms and you have to keep growing your empire. Bree Mills has been successfully growing one of the best girl/girl products in many years with her company. Girlsway is quickly becoming the torch bearer for successful productions that maintain a standard of excellence in this industry. Pretty Dirty is her move to bring that excellence into the boy/girl realm of adult cinema. A Family of Perverts is something that has the feel of a sophisticated production that brings together acting, great sex and wonderful story telling. I myself was very curious to see if Bree would maintain all the little things that gained her success, but now with this companies films. With a line-up that features Kristen Scott, Briana Banks, Tommy Pistol and Small Hands I knew I was in for something unique and boy was I surprised once the end credits rolled.

Total Run Time: 2 Hours, 54 Minutes

Director: Craven Moorehead

Cameras and Photography: Stills By Allan, Alex Ladd, Craven Moorehead, Billy Glide

Produced by: Bree Mills

Condoms: No

Don Juan's Phyla: Hardcore Sex, Kink, Dominance, Comedy, Boy/Girl, Threesomes

Box Cover A Family of Perverts

 

Scene 1: Tommy Pistol and Kristen Scott

Total Run Time: 44 Minutes

Kristen Scott and Tommy Pistol

The Set-Up:

The story focuses on a step daughter heading to college and her growing infatuation with her step dad. The over monologue of Kristen telling the story is wonderful and adds some zip to the story. Tommy Pistol as always, shows such range as an actor. The bits of the two bonding are excellent and give a very deep look at two characters indulging in their lust and passion. Kristen looks tantalizing. Her body is stunning in a way that will have your heart racing upon the first unique camera angle. I know mines was seeing this actress for the first time. The camera work is beautiful. The fade in and fade outs give this film the perfect "Hollywood" feel and something that Bree Mills productions have come to be known for. As we see Kristen's character seduce Tommy, you find yourself rooting this little union on by how seductive and sexy miss Scott makes every attempt to get things moving with Tommy. Yes, Mr. Pistol is one performer who can steal the show from his female counter parts and he does that, not just in his enthusiasm setting up the interaction acting wise, but in the wonderful sex scene that ensues.

Kristen Scott and Tommy Pistol

The Sex:

As you see Kristen go topless, her gorgeous body is on showcase for the world to stare at with their jaws on the floor and seeing how well she keeps fit, I see this young starlet truly turning heads as each film comes out of hers in the future. The sex is heated from the start. Kristen's character is eager to devour Tommy's and when the foreplay begins you see some of the most glorious head I have seen by a newcomer in years. The tongue action is delicious. Kristen gives that vibe of a delight for what she does and the action goes from full on blow by blow of swallowing everything that is Tommy, to these passionate tongue strokes that will definitely raise the temperature in any room. As I mentioned earlier, Tommy is brilliant as he shows this wonderful enthusiasm as he is getting pleasured. I mean it is so rare and always has been, to see a male performer show how much he is enjoying the sex. He makes it believable and kinky. I was really impressed by just how much Tommy showed the angst in making love to Kristen. It takes the pairs chemistry to a level rarely reached in adult cinema. Kristen takes everything in the scene with a smile. When Tommy spanks her and puts her on all fours the scene shifts gears to this aggressive kink that will have your attention from the get-go. Tommy and Kristen share a very wonderful bond in this scene. The cameras are able to follow the action well with how extraordinarily they go into different positions and turn each other on with touches, kissing and movement. This scene is a little on the aggressive side and I would recommend it to that base of fans, especially those who like to see the older gentleman, dominate the young, innocent, girl next door type. The action is not aggressive as to cross certain lines into another genre, but the kink is there enough to be well noticed. Kristen shows why she has received all the nominations for hottest newcomer in this critics book.

Kristen Scott and Tommy Pistol

Kristen has this want for everything Tommy has to offer. It makes the dominance sexy, lustful and the best of things to watch. To me, if you have never seen a film where a female gets dominated by her male lead, yet did not want to fully indulge in the kink side of things, this scene and this film are a perfect fit for you. Both of these performers endulge in very passionate, steamy sex. Kristen simply shows the fan her devotion to her love for sex. When you add in her flawless body and appetite for sex, it leads to something that you will just gobble up as a fan. The camera work keeps up well and every shot keeps a good amount of time and balance between up close shots and distance shots that show the looks on the performers face as things get hotter and hotter. The sex positions will have you foaming at the mouth and after all you have seen all the amazing acting and performance of Tommy Pistol, you will be anxious to see what comes next. The replay value of this scene is tremendous. It will take you more that a few times to get through this opener in one viewing. The amount of passion these two produce on screen is wonderful. One of the best examples I can give, is a moment where Tommy has her ready to explode with orgasm and they both take a quick breather as she cums hard, only to resume things in a few seconds, not losing the fans interest and making sure they stay in the scene, which could not been easy, giving as how hard they were going at it, but it is that type of action that will have you watching over and over, I guarantee.

 

Scene 2: Briana Banks, Abby Lee Brazil and Tommy Pistol

Total Run Time: 44 Minutes

The Set-Up:

Briana Banks, Abby Lee Brazil and Tommy Pistol

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Jillian Janson joins us for the briefest of moments in this film. This chapter begins with having Jillian leading the every so gorgeous Abby Lee Brazil into the home of two relentless perverts, Briana Banks and Tommy Pistol. Once again, Tommy gives a wonderful performance and shows a very comedic genius when it comes to acting in an adult film. The wig is a classic touch that compliments him and his wonderful acting perfectly. After we find out that Jillian has been paid by Briana and Tommy to lure Abby into their deviant clutches, the scene goes into this very funny game of "American Traditions" were Tommy and Briana are trying to literally, con Abby Lee out of her clothes. Abby does enough to make her character of the foreign exchange student believable. I would have loved to have seen more dialogue with her character. The shoot location is this gorgeous mansion, with all the action taking place of a big white couch, which always makes for a great sex scene. Briana Banks is the perfect compliment to Tommy's character. This veteran actress knows the ropes flawlessly and she gives such a wonderful presentation as the horny housewife doing all she can to aid her husband in this lustful, comedic seduction. It will remind fans of some of her great Wicked and Vivid roles from her early years, that is for damn sure. Abby Lee Brazil has one of the most enchanting bodies in the business. Her boobs and booty are simply as good as it gets in this industry. If you have not seen Abby, this is your chance to see why she is a favorite to win the AVN Hottest Newcomer fan vote. The amount of great acting in order to get Abby out of her clothes is simply the best of things in this business and once you see what happens after the clothes come off, you will simply be put into a place of pure fantasy.

 

The Sex:

Briana Banks, Abby Lee Brazil and Tommy Pistol

First things first. When you see the reveal of the beautiful Abby Lee Brazil and her phenomenal body, you will be down begging on all fours to see the action get started. The close ups are wonderful in this scene, especially the beginning when you see Briana sticking her long, luscious tongue deep in Abby's pussy as Tommy pulls out his man hood and slides it all over Abby's leg as Briana makes her quiver with passion. The kink in the sex is wonderful and unique. If it is not Tommy fucking Abby's leg that gets you going, it may be watching Briana take everything Tommy has to over and gagging, all while he shows Abby how to push her head down as she is giving him the most alluring blow job. Both girls actually stroke his dick with their teeth. I know, I was actually a tad bit hesitant to see it when you see a snip-it in the trailer, but the way the girls go at it, it is actually very kinky and sexy and Tommy, he is loving every second of it. I liked how Tommy stays in character throughout the scene. He adds such a unique twist to the action, it actually fuels the kink believe it or not. Abby steals the show when it comes to the sex. Her body is so unique and beautiful. She sports a look that is not seen too often in this business, very exotic and very easy on the eyes. As I mentioned in the set-up, she actually has one of the best bodies in the industry and her booty will have you instantly following her on twitter just to get another glimpse of it after this scene and if that don't her perfect boobs will. This threesome works so well. This scene really showcases Abby Lee's booty in the grandest of ways. When you see Tommy take her into the cowgirl position, the back side view is out of this world, especially when things get "perverted" and Briana joins in to rim Tommy and bit and lick his balls as he goes a hundred miles an hour on Abby's gorgeous kitty, giving you a shot of everything Abby down under and it is a hell of a site. These three manage to make this scene kinky and fun and all though I think the action did not go on long enough, I think when you add in the acting of Tommy and Briana with the divine look of Abby, you get something that fits well enough to bridge the film to the next scene. The kink factor is strong enough to stay within the theme of the film as well. One of the strongest aspects was watching Abby and Briana go at it, but I think the focus was geared more to Tommy dominating Briana and bringing out the kink in her while Abby got to be included here and there. This happens at times with this type of trifecta. Threesomes are some of the hardest scenes to film and plan, but I think that Craven Moorehead did just enough to keep this scene flowing and make things warranted of a view from each of these performers fans.

 

Scene 3: Small Hands, Lea Lexis and Xander Corvus (Special Appearance by James Bartholet)

Total Run Time: 45 Minutes

The Set-Up:

Lea Lexis, Small Hands and Xander Corvus

Small Hands has come a long way in a very short time in this business. He does a stand up job of making things funny, all while masterfully spitting out his lines. Small Hands is being nominated for Male Performer of the Year and after you get to see this scene you will know why. He and the always amazing Xander Corvus are set to dominate the stunning Lea Lexis, but before they do, the story of two attention starved young men who lost their mother, is simply funny as fuck to watch, in the best of ways. Small Hands adds in a type of comic relief and flawless acting that is the corner stone of the adult industry. It reminds me of Ron Jeremy in his comedic roles with such great companies and Lipstick Films and GVC. The two fellas are your average LA partiers and James Bartholet plays a great role as the rich daddy who has to cut his boys off at the knees in order to get them to act straight. Superman of the business, James Bartohlet does such a magnificent job in his role. He can act his ass off and I thought he was the perfect fit to this scene. Lea Lexis, is the the Step-Mom looking to make things right by trying to console the boys after Daddy boots them out of the house and tears up their credit cards. The two boys decide the best way to get back at daddy is to have their way with his mistress and the set-up to everything is simply out of this world. The dialogue is long, but it is funny as hell. There are some great one liners and some very funny insights about partying like a "porn star" which I thought was the perfect touch to this scene. Craven did such a good job of build up with these actors. They steal the show and bring your attention right back where it needs to be in this film. Once things bet going, you will simply have your attention brought to the screen ten fold, for the sex that is ahead compliments the set-up in a way that should always be done on film.

 Lea Lexis, Small Hands and Xander Corvus

The Sex:

Lea Lexis, Small Hands and Xander Corvus

The Pretty Dirty label has been come to be known for this in it's early existence. The hardcore type of scrumptious three way that satisfies every type of viewer. I have seen a few threesomes this year that rival this one, but this is hands down one of the hottest threesomes of 2016. Lea Lexis is the perfect gal for these two amazing gentleman of the business. Xander and Mr. Hands simply flow like the steady ocean and then explode into the perfect storm. The simultaneous blowjob is something that legends are made of dear readers. Lea is a performer who shows passion in every type of scene she does from lesbian to threesome and this scene is her at her very best. The editing is perfect, it never misses a beat and you can tell this scene took a while to shoot. The camera work is near flawless, I personally would have loved to have seen a few more closeups, but you can not complain with sex on film this good. I also enjoyed how both male counterparts stayed in character. You will find yourself laughing as the "boys" hi five each other while tag teaming Lea, then blow kisses to a picture of their deceased Mom on the mantle, which is a shot of the wonderful Brandi Love. This scene has everything and I do mean everything. Double penetration, deliciously done anal and as I mentioned before, head that is straight from heaven and that is saying a lot coming from this writers pen, because I am not the biggest fan of blow jobs. It is just proof positive that if you invest what Bree and Craven do in this scene, it transforms itself into something you will crave, even if it is not your particular cup of tea. The end climax is something spectacular to see, but before we delve into the end, we have to focus a bit more on Lea Lexis. She is the glue that brings everything together. Her Romanian purrs of pleasure make this scene go from a ten to an eleven. Her sharp wit and improv make the scene funny as much so as it is sexy and from that opening angle of seeing her bent over and Xander slides her panties off, you see things form into the films hottest scene. This is how threesomes should be done from start to finish and just like the first scene, this one will have you wearing out the rewind button in a matter of weeks due to the fact it will be permanently stored in your memory banks due to how superb the scene is. This chapter of the movie is worth the purchase of the film alone and trust me when I say this, it is not often sex is filmed this wonderfully in the adult entertainment world.

Lea Lexis, Small Hands and Xander Corvus

 

Scene 4: Kristen Scott and Tommy Pistol

Total Run Time: 45 Minutes

The Set-Up:

Kristen Scott and Tommy Pistol

As we see chapter one again a cinematic and grand adieu, the first thing that entered my mind when I saw this duo return for an encore is: "Where the fuck is the popcorn?" The build up of raw emotion will still be featuring if you watch this film all the way through and once again Craven and Bree bring these very romantic angles and background scores that take you go from hardcore heaven, back to a softer side of the story again. Kristen once again looks like a million dollars and Tommy gives off the vibe of your regular, ordinary Joe and let me tell you this porn fans, that is not a easy role to pull off these days. We see our main characters continue their love affair and I like the softness and caressing that is showcased in the set up. I like the roller coaster this film sends you on, it is very cool to see things go from extreme to calm in a matter of moments. As we catch up with the love struck duo, we find out they are about to rendezvous away together, as she heads to school out of state and this tale of "Perversion" ends with showcasing Tommy at his best. He tells Kristen he will run away with her and then asks: "What will you do, when times get tough" What lies ahead is one of most hardcore scenes of the film. It is pure dominance from start to finish and the way that the story was written, you are simply sucked in before Kristen even begins to suck on "Daddies" fingers.

 Kristen Scott and Tommy Pistol

The Sex:

The action in this scene is what the hardcore fans have been clamoring for. With all that has proceeded this scene, fans are in for a delicious treat. Once again, amazing newcomer Kristen Scott shows a versatility in her sexual appetite.She soaks up the role with every ounce of her sexuality as she gets dominated and plays the willing submissive to the delight of the audience. Tommy takes control and maneuvers Kristen's beautiful petite frame to his every desire and will. Tommy knows how to make this scene sexy and when you see him squeeze Kristen firmly, or pull her hair, only to see her eyes go back into her head as she orgasms with pleasure, it is pure adult movie magic. The positions are a huge showcase in this scene and when added in with an introduction that sees Tommy's character twist into that diabolical aggressor that we have all come to love in the adult movie world, it finishes this movie in the most proper of ways. To send this movie off in any way but beyond rough would have done the fans no justice. Craven Moorehead knows exactly where our twisted fantasies wish to go as fans and the cherry on top of an amazing film is that he makes the sex between these two fresh and exciting. The positions and camera angles display something that is different, yet the same between the two, if that makes any sense. To shed some light on that last description, you can look no further than when Tommy Lies Kristen down in missionary. Kristen displays a faster pace and her screams of passion and lust seem that much more intense. When she is starting things off, she strokes the shaft of his manhood in a far more delicious way than in the films opening sequence. To end a film in this grand of fashion, you simply will look no further than seeing how many times Kristen's leg is shaking from having her limits pushed in the most sexual of ways. Tommy's aggressiveness hits home, it also will bring in someone like myself, who is not too tested in the ways of kink and dominance. Fans who have not indulged very often will find this scene the definition of how beautiful the art of sexual dominance is. I can not say enough about Kristen's portrayal and acting in this scene. she takes a licking... and keeps on licking herself. You see these aggressive motions and intense poundings and Kristen takes everything while licking her lips and smiling for the camera, still calling Tommy "Daddy" with the allure that only the women of fantasy within the adult entertainment world can. Kristen and Tommy are the perfect one two punch to knock our assess out and send us to dream land. The spanking, the spitting, the extreme gyrations and motions, they build up into something fans want to see. Craven Moorehead is quickly becoming someone who channels everything that each performer does well and bakes a masterful cake of seduction and lust that you just want to savor after each bite.

Kristen Scott and Tommy Pistol

Don Juan's Bottom Line:

Pretty Dirty has literally become the thing everyone is talking about in this business. To answer the question posed from the first paragraph of this article, Yes! Bree Mills has indeed transferred over the things that have brought her success and fan loyalty at Girlsway, to this amazing new company. Craven Moorehead is simply and artist and person whose lens is an extension of who he is. The scenery was beautiful, the angles superb, living up to standards that Bree has indeed set for herself with all her previous excellence in production. The camera crew working on this film are the best in the business. This shows a commitment to bringing fans something visually stunning no matter the genre. That very duo of Alex Ladd and Billy Glide are travelers the industry over when it comes to cinematography, videography and that everything they touch, it turn into exactly what the story of king Midas was intended to describe and portray. Tommy Pistol, you have no idea that he is in three of these scenes and before you get carried away, that is not because he is male talent in this amazing industry. Tommy has skills that have not been seen since the days of Evan Stone in his prime. As he continues to develop his portfolio of masterful acting, he just strictly shows me that the age of the male performer who is bigger than this business has not ended. Kristen Scott, she is the yin to his yang and every aspect of this new comer has me excited to see her future work. Needless to say, what these beautiful women do to make our fantasies come alive is nothing short of extraordinary and when you factor in that they can do what they do and simply captivate you like she did in this film, you remember what made this industry great. I highly recommend this film. It is something that will bring you out of your seat and has a little niche for everybody. As I stand looking at my screeners pile of films and see more Craven Moorehead and Pretty Dirty combinations, I am excited to delve into the next film. That is not something easily produced in this industry with critics and writers. That is the type of emotion and high that made this industry great and brought the following it did. One thing is for sure, just as Girlsway has taken the lesbian realm by storm, Bree and company are set to bring that hurricane of wonder to our front doorsteps in terms of blowing our minds and sending a fan on a whirlwind tour of pleasure by simply pressing play in the great genre of the business.

Don Juan


"With in Your heart, Mind and Soul."



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