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Axel Braun's Dirty Blondes


Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by cyber5 » Review Date: 8/18/17


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genres: All Sex, Blondes

Director: Axel Braun

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Cast:  Lena Paul, Cali Carter, Olivia Austin, Aaliyah Love, Tiffany Watson, Small Hands, Tommy Gunn, Ryan Ryder, Mr. Pete, Ramon Nomar

Length: 2 hours 2 minutes

Date of Release: June 7, 2017

Extras: 6 Menu-Selectable Trailers, Photo Gallery

Trailers Menu

Bonus Scene 1: Aaliyah Love & Derrick Pierce from "Inner Demons" 19:46 minutes

Aaliya Love

Bonus Scene 2: Cali Carter & Aiden Ashley from "Young & Insatiable" 18:49 minutes

Cali Carter & Aiden Ashley

Bonus Scene 3: Olivia Austin & Steven St. Croix from "It's Complicated" 10:10 minutes

Olivia Austin

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Video is obviously a Hi-Def capture and an anamorphic widescreen presentation. Audio is decent, there are a few spots that the performers' words are hard to catch without wearing headphones or cranking up your volume.

Overview: Wicked Studios and Axel Braun bring us five all-sex scenes. There are no setups, just a common theme of all the girls being blonde and getting boned. Each scene starts with a quick tease, some self-touching and our ladies inviting some prying eyes into joining them for a good time.

Scene 1: Tiffany Watson, Small Hands

Tiffany Watson

Our first blonde out of the gate hails from Boise and is now of legal drinking age. Her tease goes down in some short shorts with a "slut"-emblazoned shirt that clips onto them. She greets Small Hands with an excited, drawn out "heeeyyy" as she sees him peeking in a window as she plays around with a bass guitar which he graciously hangs back in its proper place before kissing up and down her face and body, smearing her lipstick across her cheek. The camera seems to swim in and out as it tracks his groping of her while he works at getting her clothes off and giving her a quick hand-induced orgasm which leaves her groaning. With that mission accomplished, he gets busy shoving his cock into her mouth, slobber streams, and her eyes water.

Tiffany Watson

The BJ turns to a doggie drilling which has her eyes rolling into her skull. Lying on her back, screaming, the "sexy fucking bitch" cums all over Small Hands' cock telling him how good his fucking cock is. At his instruction, she tucks her legs up and lies sideways for another good romping before her round ass is gyrating on him in rodeo. Now into her second year in the industry, Tiffany shows just how much she's learned about how to fuck on film. As the ride continues, the camera moves between centered closeups and body-length wide shots that keep her head in frame by tilting slowly as the frame gets wider. Small Hands shows his own brand of intense, passionate, hardcore boning as she urges him to cum all over her pretty little face as they maneuver back into missionary.

It took me a while to warm up to Tiffany but I think she has proven herself as a performer that shows some dedication to her craft and the industry. When she started (about the same time I started reviewing) I figured she'd do a few flicks and bail. I'm glad I was wrong.

Scene 2: Olivia Austin, Tommy Gunn

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Buxom Olivia's tease goes down on a staircase that is featured in so many adult films it should be instantly recognizable to regular viewers. It's at the top of those stairs, on the loft couch, where Tommy finds her touching herself. Olivia's eager to show off her big titties as the music fades. Tommy gives them a bit of attention but is more interested in what lies beneath her sparkly blue panties. Pulling them aside, he works her clit with his tongue as he penetrates her with two fingers. Dropping his drawers, he wraps his belt around her head for a sloppy blowie but she turns the tables on him and wraps it around his balls. They then do some more beltwork around her boobs as he thrusts in and out of her spit-covered cleavage.

Olivia Austin

His penile penetrations begin in doggie, the leather couch squeaking as she rocks back on his boner. Her boobs bounce as she bangs on his boner in reverse cowgirl, the modern globe chandelier dangling in the background. Her big ass does the same as she spins to face him and he starts pummeling into her hole. She grips her own globes tightly in a modified spoon slamming, Tommy's face tightening as his load works up and she quickly kneels to get her face and tits covered.

Scene 3:  Lena Paul, Ryan Ryder  

Lena's still new to the industry but has managed to already rack up almost 70 titles according to the IAFD. This time, we find her crawling around a bed in red and black lingerie as a spacey soundtrack fills the air. Her bright eyes burn as the music fades and she gets busy rubbing herself. She catches Ryan looking and invites him over. Her eyes soften and roll into her head as he tongues her sparsely haired snatch. She whimpers and pouts, begging him not to stop his oral explorations. As his pants tent grows, she unbuckles him for the bobbing. She smiles with her eyes as she slides his shaft in and out of her mouth, kneeling bedside.

Lena Paul

She starts sliding his shaft in and out of her snatch in reverse cowgirl, her tits flailing softly about as she bounces. She casually tosses her tresses aside as they move into a spoon for some long, slow strokings. As the strokes get faster, she tries to maintain eye contact but her head bobbles about as Ryan bangs into her. Ryder cradles her head for a bit and they move into doggie which has her body convulsing as she cums. An edit brings us right to Ryan delivering a liberal amount of his man juice to her face.

Scene 4: Cali Carter, Mr. Pete

Cali is sporting a royal blue set of panties and matching bra as she snakes her way through her tease sequence to a weird-sounding electro track. Her rhinestone studded stilettos sparkle in the sunlight as she touches herself, a crow cawing in the background as Mr. Pete peers through the curtains, his body washed out by the copious amount of light. Stepping inside, his flesh tones become apparent as he licks the luscious Miss Carter. Cali's eyes are like sapphires as she rubs Mr. Pete's crotch and then impales her head on his sword. Flipping onto her back, she lets him get a good, deep throat fucking in. Once his cock is spit-covered, she gives him a two hand twisting and invites him to shove it into her tight little pussy.

Cali Carter

No man can resist an offer like that, and he gloves up and starts shoving into her in a good doggie as she begs him to give it to her harder. She slams her muscular ass up and down on his dong in cowgirl, Mr. Pete slapping it as she goes. Her little, pink starfish is centered in the frame and she casually slides a finger into it as she rides. She narrates her wants and desires in a manner that seems to be directed toward the viewer rather than the man she's romping on. Her blonde locks bounce wildly as she rides higher and harder. Mr. Pete manhandles her onto the couch arm where he just uses her hole however he wants as she pleads and begs and whimpers while her perfectly round boobs bounce. Her gaze remains steadfast on his face as he just fucks away until he pulls out to pop on her tummy.

I'm a Cali Carter fan but this scene just felt a replay of a scene she did for another studio.

Scene 5: Aaliyah Love, Ramon Nomar
 
An industry veteran, Aaliyah Love, gets the final scene on the disc. She's definitely grown to be one of my favorite performers because she just always looks like she's having the time of her life. Somehow, she flew under my radar for years but I've managed to see her quite a few times this last year and every time I look up her stats at the IAFD I am taken aback that she's 36! Hell, I'd card her in a New York second!

Aaliyah Love

Her tease goes down to a fun, rock track which has her showing off her assets wearing comfortable, sensible panties. The panties actually bring a different feel to the scene, which is a good thing in this case. They just make her seem even more approachable than her non-stop smile does. Like all the other scenes, this one has a guy, Ramon, peeking in as she touches herself only to find himself invited to join in. As he dives in between her legs, he holds them wide probably for his own safety as well as filming purposes because her feet are adorned in some mighty pointy heels. His tonguing provokes some kind of instinctive reaction which causes her to shriek as she accidentally looks directly into the lens and immediately realizes it and looks away quickly. Her eyes are magnetic as she starts her own oral assault on Ramon's rod. Alliyah is no stranger to cock swallowing and isn't afraid to shove her head as far it will go until tears stream down her face.

Aaliyah Love

Those eyes get squinty as Ramon rams his rod into her in missionary, causing her to cum. Miss LOve holds her pussy lips spread wide as she's taking Ramon's dicking, not for our pleasure but her own. She watches him thrust in and out of her intently. As she reaches another orgasm, her nose scrunches up in an expression that she shares with another favorite performer of mine, Dillion Harper. Ramon is leaned back and the pair is going at it in a position similar to scissoring. As he pulls her atop him, she grabs her own, tiny ass and jiggles it wildly while she bounces on his boner. The camera shoots from ground level upwards for this but manages to get up next to her face as her eyes glaze over during yet another orgasm. As she spins into reverse, again she cranes her neck downward so she can watch the action herself. She's giggling and smiling as they discuss her rotating into a sidesaddle which she manages easily, her giggles turning to gleeful screams as Ramon's pounding continues. Aaliyah's almost climbing to the top of the couch back as she balances on his boner. Ramon is like a machine, just allowing her to cum over and over until she finally gives up and tells him its his turn and hops off for a smiling face pop.

Final Thoughts: The last two scenes feature Cali and Aaliyah, both performers I'm very partial to and the three scenes prior to those feature some fan favorites and all the scenes feature top male talent. It's a good starting point and the soundtracks during the tease aren't cheesy porno loops. However, there was just something missing. I'm not sure what it is. There's onscreen chemistry, the sex is good (in Aaliyah and Ramon's case it was beyond good), the audio is for the most part clear and the video is crisp. Again...there's something that didn't click with me. Maybe it was the camera work that I described early on as seeming to swim? I'm not sure. It's two hours of blonde girls getting nailed and there's about an extra hour of three of these girls tacked on as Bonus Sex Scenes. It's not bad by any measure but it isn't anything more than five fairly run-of-the mill quality porn. Overall, it's worth a look. If you're a fan of one of these girls then it might be worth picking up but I think the average viewer will be better off with a rental. Watch On Demand.


 ~cyber5  Tweet me.



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