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Titty Attack 9


Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by Steve Pulaski » Review Date: 9/2/17


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Content: 3.5/5 stars

Running Time: 2 hours, 39 minutes

Cast: Cristi Ann, Iris Rose, Keisha Gray, Cece Capella, and Skyla Novea

Directed by: N/A

Genres: All Sex, Big Boos, Big Cock, POV

Condoms: No

Audio/Video: Shot in HD

Bonus Scenes: N/A

Extras: Photo gallery and cumshot recap

Overview: Team Skeet's long-running and highly successful series "Titty Attack" returns to DVD with the ninth volume that showcases big-breasted starlets, most of whom with insatiable sexual energy.

Scene 1: Cristi Ann and Tony



"Today is all about these beautiful, 34D tits," Cristi Ann states as soon as her scene begins. She stands by a flowing river that provides beautiful contrast to her and her body, and massages her bikini-clad breasts before greasing them up with copious amounts of oil. She redirects the attention to her clit and ass after some time, impatiently awaiting the arrival of her man Tony, who surprises her when she's pleasuring herself on a tubular raft, by swimming underwater and popping out through the center of the tube to eat her out.



Cristi's enthusiasm is contagious, as she knows how to communicate with viewers. I haven't looked her up beyond this scene, but one would assume she'd be a JOI star with her level of attentiveness when it comes to speaking to the audience. Moreover, Tony spends a lot of time eating and fondling Cristi until they move to shore so she can work her passionate blowjob skills as well as squeeze in a hearty titfuck.

She takes a seat on him in reverse cowgirl, where her excitement continues to climb as she rides with vigor. When the two spoon, he contorts her leg in the air to make her cum, and a subsequent doggystyle loans them some of their best angles. In missionary, Cristi continues her unmistakable sexual talents by dribbling her ass atop Tony, moaning at the thrill of a waterside screw.



Things end quite humorously after Tony shoots his load in her mouth, despite the scene losing a bit of focus when it redirects to other attributes beyond Cristi's breasts (but how could you not, in defense?). Titty Attack Volume 9 begins with a solid opener, although the positions do run long even with Cristi's ability to keep up her firecracker performance equipped with a ton of weapons. 3.5/5 stars.

Scene 2: Iris Rose and unnamed male performer



After the briefest of brief solo showcases, Iris Roses bursts on the screen with eye-catching, natural 32D breasts, which are quickly fondled before her man decides it's time to move into a blowjob. Iris has the body of a young woman yet the sexual prowess of a MILF, but it's too bad Team Skeet's scene doesn't honor her like it should. This is a scene burdened by unfortunately high contrast levels that either drown out or saturate the already pale skin of Iris, and renders her features into indistinguishable iridescence.

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Despite this being "Titty Attack" as well, our man can't seem to leave Iris' ass alone, although attention is brought back to her front when Iris shows off her solid oral skills. She then rides doggystyle, taking every inch as he is not holding back any part of his well-endowed shaft, and then rides reverse cowgirl where the camera shifts to the pesky low-angle shots that do Iris nor the ambience of the scene any favors.



There's desperately little emphasis on breasts whatsoever and only the vaguest remnants of personality comes through especially when compared to the opener. The scene, however, picks up a bit of momentum near the end, when Iris glides her butt on top of her man, wailing in missionary followed by a tardy titfuck that still feels a bit too little too late. There's also the presence of a very good camera angle that shows Iris' full-torso for a POV session on her back. It's strong and makes one wish this scene would've adopted more of a reliance on the perspective to highlight Iris' features. He finishes on her tits, for a bittersweet finish at that. 2.5/5 stars.

Scene 3: Keisha Grey and unnamed male performer



Keisha Grey is back to "Titty Attack" by popular demand, continuing her surge in stardom as one of the fastest rising starlets in the adult industry today. Resembling Natasha Nice as she sits on a round, outdoor bed, the lengthy intro has Keisha meticulously lubing up each of her assets before a slow-motion showcase of her jiggling breasts and masturbation session take place. It's a solid buildup that shows her dedication to craft, as well as her undying love for oil as it soaks her underwear, prompting a bush-tease before things commence.

Our male talent eventually enters and drops his dick before Keisha's lips. He uses the excess oil to grease up her breasts and goes from mouth to chest for an appropriate titfuck. Keisha hardly minds, giving an almost perfect, sensual blowjob, with technique that effectively balances hand/mouth-work well enough to arouse home-viewers as well as the lucky man in the scene. Doggystyle is the first position, and more than Keisha's swaying breasts, the scene-stealer is just how smitten our man seems with everything about Keisha.



She moves to sink down on his penis to slippery, queefing effect in reverse cowgirl, and plays off a fun handjob trick that's so quick and nimble you might miss it if you're not paying attention. The two slip into an oily round of spoon-sex that shifts to Keisha lying on her back, hugging her boobs while he slides on her lubed chest once again. She has him blow a load coating her breasts entirely, signifying another winning scene for the porn star everyone has their eyes on at the moment. 3.5/5 stars.

Scene 4: Cece Capella and unnamed male performer



In a low-cut jersey, waist-hugging red spandex, and knee-high socks, Cece Capella messes around as if she's a football quarterback while preparing for the big game - or attack in this case. Her unnamed male talent is impressed with her large "super-boobs," as he bills them. She can't help but giggle at his newfound fixation with her chest, and throughout the foreplay of the scene, Cece's 32D breasts never fall out of focus. She reminds me a lot of Abella Danger with a resemblance in face and hair, but also in how her scene carries the kind of unscripted vibe that many of Abella's do. Both go with the flow and do whatever the moment calls for rather than the scene setup itself.

Whether it's with her breasts or the moments before a blowjob, Cece knows how to tease. Her blowjob is careful and messy at the same time as she lets her saliva just drip off her man's long cock while she's busy massaging her breasts. After a very fun cunnilingus, the two go right into doggystyle. Cece is in bliss the entire time she's penetrated, and finally allows her bouncing butt to hog the screen when she hops on for a deep missionary drilling.



Reverse cowgirl does better at highlighting her gentle riding skills and perky breasts, as you'd probably assume. I don't recall a moment when Cece doesn't have a smile on her face, even when she's concentrated on pleasuring herself or making sure she exits equally fulfilled. It's a bit hard to believe she's anything less when he sprays cum on her big tits. "How's that for prep for the big game?," he asks her. 3.5/5 stars.

Scene 5: Skyla Novea and unnamed male performer



Covergirl Skyla Novea not only feature the most unique name on the disc, but also the most alluring outfit. She's watering her plants when our director stumbles upon the 21-year-old beauty, her breasts barely covered by two vertical pink-straps and bleached jean shorts that round out her bottom. "If you got it, show it," Skyla laughs, and she's not shy in the slightest even with a camera ogling her.



Skyla is such a modern girl, full of energy and quips like "Titty Tuesday" or the millennial-favorite "I'm dead" remark when she simply "can't even" at any given event. After a small little solo showcase, her and her man move into the house where she rhythmically sucks dick, making use of what her director affectionately bills her "DSLs." Bent over, Skyla lets out soft moans as she's fucked, and is almost melodic in her ecstasy and command of her man and the scene itself.

The scene strikes a solid directorial balance between highlighting Skyla's gigantic, 34E breasts, her skillfully employed butt, and her sexual prowess despite her youth. It's no wonder she got "Titty Attack Volume 9"'s highest honor of being the DVD's main star, a good third of it dedicated to the massive mammaries she so proudly boasts.



Moreover, he gropes her breast with a smile on his face when the two shift to their side to have sex. Things conclude with a POV titfuck that has Skyla working hard for the load she's damn-well deserved shortly before it coats her breasts. Her smile is accompanied by a small wave to end a real scorcher of a scene, leaving you to believe a star has really just been born. 3.5/5 stars.

Final Thoughts



Team Skeet's "Titty Attack" series is nothing you haven't seen in big-breasted porn before, which makes it a bit upsetting that more scenes didn't utilize a setup akin to Cristi Ann or Skyla Novea's scene. Cece Capella's quarterback skills could've been put to a bit more of the test with a small script that would've humanized her and made for a more memorable scene.

As it stands, there's little else to remark about in terms of the criticisms in the ninth volume of the ongoing series. It delivers what it promises and boasts some interesting videography, even if it can act as a hindrance at times. The disc works without being too overly committed to its thesis, which helps in the regard that we can see more of Skyla and Cece outside of what we can see from their short little solos. Perhaps a bit long in the tooth for what it is, but not without its own surprises, Titty Attack Volume 9 shows no reason the series can't continue and still bear the same quality standard.


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