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Brazzers Presents: The Parodies 8


Studio: Brazzers » Review by John Boy » Review Date: 10/2/17


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Feature Running Time:  2 hours 29 minutes

Date of Production:  May 30, 2017

Genre: Parody; Feature; Cosplay

Condoms:  No

Audio/Video: Video quality: full screen 720x480 or 1:5:1 (3:2).  Audio: Stereo 48000 Hz

Director: Unknown

Cast: Jasmine Jae, Monique Alexander, Stella Cox, Nikki Benz, Casey Calvert, Harley Jade, Nicole Aniston, Danny D, Sean Lawless, Charles Dera, Markus Dupree

Bonus Scenes: Peta Jensen and Johnny Sins

Extras: Scene Selection; Cumshot Recap; Photo Gallery; Web Access; Trailers for Naughty Bookworms 2, Cougar Sightings 2, Pornstar Paradise 2, Yoga Freaks 2

Overview

Brazzers has put together five hot scenes from its library of parodies to bring us Brazzers Presents: The Parodies Volume 8. I enjoyed watching these big budget scenes with their military, other-worldly and futuristic themes. The scenes are filled with well-known and fan favorite girls like Jasmine Jae and Nicole Aniston. The sex is hot, the storylines keep your attention and the girls land themselves in cum facials at the end. Scenes one and three carry a strong military war zone theme with hot POV and anal sex. Nicole’s closing scene as a rebuilt, robotic girl with a horny past is one of the best of the flick. I say watch this one on demand. The scenes are great but some fans will remember them from their original movies.

Scene 1:  Cock of Duty: A XXX Parody: Jasmine Jae, Monique Alexander, Stella Cox and Danny D

Cock of Duty: A XXX Parody is an action-packed movie full of battleground warfare led by sexy and beautiful female soldiers Jasmine, Monique, and Stella. When their scene opens, they are running for cover from air bombers and ground assault. Jasmine throws a grenade, quickly dispatching three enemy soldiers. As they run to the other side of the battlefield, two vehicles approach them with enemy soldiers. The girls fire away, neutralizing their enemy. These three sexy starlets are the perfect soldiers, fighting their way through this tough battle not afraid to get their man. They see a place to take cover underground, but they must clear it first. After shooting their way through the facility, they find the package they’ve been looking for. It’s Danny D’s big cock. Jasmine radios back to base, explaining that they’ve found the prize possession. She’s told that the evac will be in 30 minutes. That gives the girls plenty of time for one last maneuver. It’s a big cock extraction.

We see this part of the scene through Danny’s POV. The girls unzip his pants and take out his long cock. Jasmine goes in first, sucking his dick. Stella is next and she gets some help from Monique who beats Stella’s tongue with Danny’s cock. Monique swallows his meat then hands it over to Jasmine. The girls are all smalls as they kill the remaining 30 minutes of their operation preparing to extract cum from Danny’s dick. They are good at sharing his cock and there’s enough to go around and satisfy each greedy, horny soldier. While Stella eats Danny’s dick, Jasmine and Monique enjoy a little girl-on-girl action. Danny encourages all three of them to share his pole again. After sucking more of his meat, Jasmine is ready to be fucked “right in the cunt.” She sits with her legs wide open as Danny bangs her pussy. The girls admire his big dick as it slides in and out of Jasmine’s pussy. Monique licks the tastes of Jasmines’ cunt of Danny’s cock. Stella takes her pussy flogging like a trooper, kissing Monique as she gets her hole filled. All three girls take a hard banging from behind doggy style then Stella rides Danny’s pole cowgirl style. Her bouncing up and down on his cock makes her cum. Jasmine goes for a deep cowgirl ride until she cums too. Danny stands up and blows his load all over all three girls’ faces and in their mouths.

Scene 2:  Full-Service Station: A XXX Parody: Nikki Benz and Sean Lawless

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This next scene begins with Sean driving down a deserted desert road only to run into car trouble. His van breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He opens to the hood to inspect the damage and it’s worse than he thought. Just a few feet away, he notices an old service station. Sean walks over to check it out and calls for the mechanic. No one answers. In frustration, Sean kicks the dirt and begins to walk away just as Nikki, the full-service mechanic, walks out from behind the station. She asks him if he needs help. She walks over to his van and takes a look at the damage. Her big boobs get squirted with oil and Sean can’t help but notice. She bends over onto her hands and knees to get a closer look under his hood. Nikki has on no underwear and Sean is getting the view of his life as he looks at Nikki’s pink pussy from behind. When she stands up, Sean tells her that he knows that she’s doing, softening him up for the hard sell. Just then, a huge alien monster appears next to the station, scaring the daylights out of Sean. Nikki very calmly says that she’ll handle it. She walks up to the monster, clubs it with her tools then uses her huge jugs to blast it with a ray. “Who are you,” Sean asks after watching her incredible action. She starts to strip out of her clothes, saying that she’s just a lonely mechanic looking for some dick. Sean is happy to give her what she’s looking for. He sucks on her gazongas, licking her nipples. “You like these big fucking titties,” she asks him. When he strips down, Nikki goes for a ride on his cock in reverse cowgirl position. This big tit mechanic is giving Sean full service as she bounces up and down on his cock. “I love the way my big tits bounce when I’m riding your cock,” she tells him. Then she orders him to fuck her doggy style. She bends over a bench in standing doggy position as watches him slam his prick deep inside her cunt.  His cock fills up her pussy, keeping Nikki in pleasureville. His pounding feels so good to her. Sean’s balls slam against her cunt as he bangs her.

Nikki is taking full service all the way, telling him she wants his cock in her ass now. He eats her ass hole first then keeps her in standing doggy position. She guides his dick in her butthole and closes her eyes as he spreads her ass open with his cock. “That ass is tight,” he tells her. Nikki is determined to work it deep inside her anal cavity. Sean finally gets it inside her and he drills her ass hole, spreading it open even wider so it can take more inches of his cock. She tells him to go slow so he can work it deeper inside her. “Your dick is so fucking big,” she moans as Sean drives it all the way in her ass hole. Nikki is hungry for cock up her ass and she takes more of it in cowgirl position, sitting on Sean’s big hard pole. She holds her ass cheeks open while his cock stretches her hole. The ass fucking continues with Nikki lying on the bench with her leg up over Sean’s shoulder. He bangs her hole then pulls out and pops in her mouth and on her face. Nikki sucks out every last drop of his cock just like the good mechanic that she is. Once done draining his dick, she fixes his car and tells him he’s all set to ride. Her full service is on the house. She waves goodbye and thanks him for the dick as he drives away.

Scene 3:  Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen (A XXX Parody): Casey Calvert and Charles Dera

This third scene of the flick has a military theme that opens with Charles’ helicopter being shot down. He’s left roaming the desert with his gun and a cigar. Charles climbs his way to higher ground to get a better look at his surroundings. He gets word over his radio that there’s a sniper in the area and he needs to be careful. This sniper has superhuman abilities and a nice, big ass. As Charles listens over his radio, the sniper, Casey, has him in her sights. She aims and fires, missing Charles by a hair. We get a full view of Casey’s incredible ass as she walks across the desert in her sexy camouflage. Charles runs for cover then pulls out his weapon, aiming for the sniper. Casey aims and fires, leading to a gun battle between the two. Charles uses his stealth techniques to sneak his way up behind Casey. He surprises her with a smoke attack, but it does little to subdue her. Casey is a fighter and she takes him on. The two get into a fist battle that lands both of them on the ground. Charles asks her what it would take to subdue her. She says four words: your dick, my ass. That’s all Charles needs to hear.

He unzips his pants and puts his snake in her mouth. Casey shows her dick-sucking skills are just as good as her stealth moves. She looks up at him while she swallows his cock. We get Charles’ POV of her as she deep throats his meat. Both Casey and Charles are still dressed in their camouflage as Charles lies on the desert floor getting his hard cock sucked. Charles uses his dick to beat Casey’s lips then he puts his cock back in her mouth. He sits her up then cups her from behind as he squeezes her tits. Casey gets on her hands and knees doggy style and Charles tells her it’s time for some tactical advantage. He fucks her ass hole doggy style, gripping her ass cheek while he slams her tight hole. Casey quickly turns around for ass to mouth gagging on his dick then she sits on it cowgirl style. She climbs off and sucks his cock some more before getting spoon fucked up the ass. Charles spreads her ass hole open and spits on it, leaving a puddle pooling there. She sits on his hard dick again, taking it up the ass cowgirl style. A round of standing doggy leads to Casey taking a tactical popshot on her face. She jerks his cock as Charles tells her mission accomplished.

Scene 4:  The Princess's Peach: A XXX Parody: Harley Jade and Markus Dupree

Harley Jade has lots of fun in this playful scene that looks like an exciting video game. She is the Princess Peach, wearing her crown. Harley stands up to give us a hot show. He big ass is pretty in pink as she turns around and shakes it for us. Harley has on a short, pink tutu that she bounces her butt around and around in. She dances her way to the ground and back up again, making her show hotter and hotter. Harley climbs onto a block and kneels doggy style grinding her ass back and forth. We get lots of great close-ups of her pussy. Just like in any good video game, we advance to the next level where Harley is jerking Markus’ hard cock. We have his POV looking at her as she squeezes his balls and smiles.

She sucks his balls then devours his dick. Markus stands up and fucks her throat then Harley gets back on her large block and bends over doggy style so Markus can eat her pussy. He covers her ass hole and his cock in oil and jams his cock deep in her ass. He bangs her doggy style as she moans out in ecstasy, kneeling like a good, slutty little princess. As Markus fucks her ass, he pours more oil in her hole. The standing doggy fuck continues and Amber screams louder and louder. Oil splashes out of her ass hole as Markus’ cock stuffs it. He pulls out and princess Harley sucks his oily cock, tasting the flavor of her own ass. He fucks the princess’ ass hole missionary style as she lies on the block screaming out. She rides him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl up the ass then kneels for more ass to mouth cock sucking. A hot standing doggy with a leg up over Markus’ shoulder ensues followed by doggy style up the ass. The anal drilling continues in reverse cowgirl position as Harley closes her eyes in ecstasy while Markus’ balls spank her clit. He pulls out and stands over her and pops on her face.

Scene 5: Girth In Her Shell: A XXX Parody: Nicole Aniston and Markus Dupree

The incredibly sexy Nicole Aniston closes out the flick in a futuristic scene called Girth in Her Shell. She is part girl part robot who is brought online by a team of doctors. Once they bring her online, she starts masturbating and talking about wanting a big fat cock so bad. “I’m so fucking wet for you right now,” she says. It seems that Nicole is her old self again, horny as fuck. She responds to cock and it’s what’s driving her. Now that she’s fully back online, Nicole puts on her gear, grabs her guns and asks the doctors what new assignment they’ve got for her. A rogue hacker, Markus, is out there and he wants to destroy everything, including her. It’s Nicole’s mission to take that hacker down. She starts by taking out the security guys in the hacker’s secret post. She works her way to the hacker’s room, pulls a gun on him and tells him to freeze. She’s got him where she wants him, but something weird is happening to her. Markus knows her better than she realizes and the memories of her old self start flooding her mind. He shows her footage of her getting fucked reverse cowgirl style and it all comes back to her. She tells him he’s got to help her get back to her old self.

He kisses her passionately, then makes his way down to her bouncy boobs, kissing and sucking them. Markus sits her on the bed and spreads her legs wide open so he can eat her pink pussy. Nicole’s memory is coming back now as Markus finger fucks her cunt, making her cum. He bangs her pussy in a leg up over the edge of the bed then they fuck in a standing cowgirl that makes Nicole’s eyes roll into the back of her head. Missionary fucking turns to reverse cowgirl then spoon fucking all of which have Nicole telling him it feels so good. Nicole gets fucked in standing doggy then she kneels for a round of titty fucking. They fuck in a missionary leg up until Markus is ready to blow his load. He covers her face with cum, making her laugh. Nicole rubs his cum all over her face then jerks his cock.

Final Thoughts:

Brazzers Presents: The Parodies Volume 8 is a flick I enjoyed watching. The five scenes are from the Brazzers big budget collection of parody films featuring strong military, gaming, and robotic themes. Best of all, the scenes feature some fan favorites getting their pussies stuffed and stretched. There is great action in each scene, both the sex and non-sex elements, that make them enjoyable throughout. I say watch this one on demand. The sex is good and the storylines keep you hooked but the scenes will be familiar to porn fans who remember them from their original movies.



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