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MILF Life Crisis


Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment » Review by John Boy » Review Date: 10/3/17


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Feature Running Time:  1 hour 42 minutes

Date of Production:  2017

Genre: All Sex; Alt Girls; MILF

Condoms:  No

Audio/Video: Video quality: full screen 720x480 or 1:5:1 (3:2).  Audio: Stereo 48000 Hz

Director: Joanna Angel

Cast: Featuring Nina Elle with Joanna Angel, Ryan Conner, Harlow Harrison, Xander Corvus, Mick Blue, Small Hands, Owen Gray

Bonus Scenes: No

Extras: Scene Selection; Photo Gallery; Internet; Trailers for Who Doesn’t Love a Teen Creampie, Joann Angel’s Anal Training Camp, Gamer Girls, Dykes Takin’ Dick, Dysfucktional Family Reunion

Overview

AVN Hall of Famer Joanna Angel takes us through the life of four bored MILFs in her flick MILF-Life Crisis. These unassuming moms reach a breaking point and turn into somebody their friends and family no longer recognize. From shaving off their hair, joining a hard metal rock band and getting DP’d, these MILFS will never be the same again. Joanna Angel stars in the first scene with Mick Blue and she’s desperate for a change. When Mick comes home late that night, he finds that his demur MILF wife has shaved her hair, dyed it pink and covered her body with tattoos. She’s ready for anything now, including a deep penetrating anal session with him. Featured starlet Nina Elle proves to her stepson, Xander, that she’s good enough to join his punk rock band. She’s also good enough to take his and his bestie’s cocks at the same time. Ryan Conner is a dissatisfied librarian longing for more. When Owen walks into the library, she is determined to teach him the do-me decimal system all over his hot rod motorcycle. Harlow Harrison used to be so badass and now she’s left begging people for fucking rent.  She’s disgusted with herself but is out to make a change. She looks at herself in the mirror, strips down and shaves off all her hair. Dressed in fishnet, Harlow walks in and, instead of begging for rent, she demands that her two tenants DP fuck her. MILF-Life Crisis is a movie I highly recommend. Joanna puts sexy, edgy, horny girls in a flick with a helluva storyline and great sex. This movie is a pleasure to watch and it showcases Joanna’s talent across the board.

Scene 1:  Joanna Angel and Mick Blue

Joanna plays the typical MILF housewife whose whole life revolves around her husband, Mick. She fixes his coffee every morning, but today is different. Today, she put a little bit of vanilla-flavored creamer in his coffee as a way to change things up, but Mick doesn’t like changes. He wants things to be the same all the time. She apologizes for the creamer and asks him if they are going to have their regularly scheduled love-making session tonight. She would like to try two positions instead of the one, but Mick tells her he doesn’t like changes. When he leaves for work, Joanna decides she needs to do something different. She’s going to get a haircut. Later that night, Mick is waiting for her on the couch. Joanna walks in as a whole new person. Her hair is cut and dyed pink and she has tattoos all over her body. Mick can’t believe it. Joanna explains how it all happened so quickly because she really needed a change. She asks if they can fuck in four different positions tonight. Mick loves the changes Joanna made and he finds her irresistible. They kiss and she strips out of her clothes and bends over doggy style on the couch. He eats her pussy and ass hole from behind and the two of them giggle about having anal sex this time.

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After fingering her ass hole, Mick stands up and fucks Joanna’s throat. She spits on his cock and jerks it back and forth then sits on it cowgirl style on the couch. Joanna’s wet pussy creams all over his dick as she bounces up and down on it. He lays her on her back for missionary-style fucking then spoon-fucks her pussy. It’s time for the anal that this MILF has been craving and Mick sticks his dick in her ass hole in spoon position. He drills her tight butt, spreading her hole open wide and leaving Joanna’s mouth gaping. Doggy style up the ass is next and Joanna couldn’t be happier. She foot-fucks him then goes on a reverse cowgirl ride up her ass hole. Cowgirl anal follows and more missionary. Joanna gets a popshot to the face and swallows his load, telling Mick he should get tattoos.

Scene 2:  Nina Elle, Small Hands, and Xander Corvus

This scene is one of the hottest of the flick, involving the flick’s featured starlet, Nina Elle. Small Hands and Xander are in desperate need of a singer for their band. They’ve got a show coming up and they are so frustrated about their missing band member. Nina, Xander’s stepmom, interrupts them to explain that she made meatloaf and it’s ready. Xander screams at her, telling her not to interrupt them and that she doesn’t understand his whole metal band thing. The boys don’t want to be disturbed while they figure out what to do about their missing singer. They go to the garage to practice their heavy metal when the garage door goes up unexpectedly. On the other side of the door is Nina, dressed in her heavy metal outfit and skeleton makeup. She takes charge, grabs the mic and tells them to start playing. Nina rocks with the band like no one ever has. She gets into it so much that she doesn’t realize her top has come off, revealing her big boobs. At the end of the performance, Small Hands asks her how she learned to sing so well. She explains that it comes from sucking a lot of dick. That helps keep her throat open. All that performing has got Nina horny. She drops to her knees and sucks Xander’s and Small Hand’s hard cocks. They insist that she keep her skeleton makeup on while she eats their meat.

Nina goes from cock sucking to cock riding in cowgirl position, bouncing up and down on Xander’s dick. He switches her into doggy position and bangs her pussy from behind while Small Hands stuffs her face with his cock. This MILF rocker turns over onto her back for missionary fucking from Small Hands while Xander stuffs his cock down her throat. The guys switch places and then put her in doggy again for more back-end drilling. Nina is left screaming, “fuck me” as Xander annihilates her pussy with his big cock. Small Hands pumps her pussy doggy style then blasts her face with cum, making a mess of her face, just the way she wants him to. Xander spoon fucks her, satisfying her MILF pussy then he blows his load in her mouth.

Scene 3:   Ryan Conner and Owen Gray

Ryan is a librarian and her whole life has been about books. She feels like she has read every book there is. Her life is so boring now because nobody comes to the library anymore. He days or boring just sitting around the library. One day Owen shows up at the library on his motorcycle. He just needs somewhere to park. Ryan tells him that it’s totally fine for him to park there. He walks away and Ryan fantasizes about him and his bike. She would love to ride him. There are some great shots of Ryan sitting on the bike with her big round ass and sexy body. The shots are close-up, focused on Ryan’s curves and the curves of the bike. Owen walks up to her to ask if it’s really OK for him to leave his bike here. Ryan tells him he can park it right here. She drops to her knees, take his cock out of his pants and puts it in her mouth. She sucks and spits all over his dick, lubing it up.

Owen puts her in standing doggy position over the bike and fucks her pussy from behind. This is one day this MILF librarian is glad she came to her boring job. Owen spreads her ass cheeks open and licks her ass hole, then stuffs her pussy with more of his cock. Missionary style is next followed by Ryan riding this stranger’s cock. She bends on all fours for another round of doggy banging. Owen stuffs her ass hole with his fingers while he fucks her pussy from behind. Owen finishes her pussy in spoon position and pops on her big, round ass cheeks. That’s when Ryan awakes from her fantasy only to find that Owen just got a ticket for parking in front of the library.

Scene 4:  Harlow Harrison, Xander Corvus, and Owen Gray

This final scene with Harlow is the most daring of the flick. Not only does Harlow shave off all her hair on camera, but she does rounds and rounds of DP with Owen and Xander that’s hot to watch. Harlow is Owen and Xander’s landlord. She shows up at the house to collect the rent, but the guys don’t have it. They’re so busy watching TV that they barely pay attention to her. Harlow finally gives up and walks away. She looks at herself in the mirror, not liking what she sees. “Who are you,” she says to herself. “You used to be so badass, now you’re begging people for rent.” Harlow decides to change her outlook on life. She picks up her clippers and shaves her head bald then she puts on her fishnet outfit and confronts Xander and Owen again. She tells them if they don’t have her rent, they’re going to have to fuck her to stay in her place. The guys are happy to oblige. She works on Xander’s cock first, sucking and deep throating it while Owen tongues her pussy. She lies on her back with her head hanging over the edge of the couch so the guys can fuck her throat.

Xander is the first to fuck her pussy, drilling her hole missionary style. Owen fucks her face, keeping her stuffed. The guys trade places and Owen pumps her pussy while Xander fills her face with cock. She rides Xander’s prick next while drooling all over Owen’s dick. Xander finger fucks her ass hole while he fucks her pussy, getting her holes ready for the DP to follow. Owen penetrates her ass hole while she’s sitting on Xander’s cock, making for the start of Harlow’s long round of DP with the guys. The cowgirl DP is never-ending and the guys drill her holes deep. A reverse cowgirl DP session is soon followed by more cowgirl DP. The guys are working hard to fuck the rent away. Owen spoon fucks her ass hole and Xander joins in, pumping her pussy with his hard cock. Doggy style DP is next with Xander squat thrusting her ass hole with his dick while Owen bangs her pussy. They both pull out and splash her bald head with loads of cum. In the end, Harlow tells them that this was a one and done deal. They still owe her for rent next month.

Final Thoughts:

In Joanna Angels’ flick MILF-Life Crisis, four everyday MILFS are desperate for a change in their boring, unfulfilled lives.  They reach their breaking point and set out to light a new sexual fire to fulfill their desires. Joanna showcases her producing, directing and acting talent throughout this flick, bringing us sexy, edgy girls, interesting and funny storylines, and hot sex filled with on-screen chemistry bound to get anyone off. This flick’s catchy name holds your attention from start to finish with four great scenes revolving around featured starlet Nina Elle and including Joanna Angel, Ryan Conner, and Harlow Harrison. These MILFS are anything but ordinary and they take us on a journey that begins with shaving and dying their hair, joining and fucking the band, a do-me decimal system bang,  and a hot tenant DP in exchange for rent. I highly recommend MILF-Life Crisis. You’ll experience the pleasure of watching these caged MILFs go through the change of breaking out into unhinged sexual freedom.



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