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Spoof Porn Vol 09


Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by cyber5 » Review Date: 2/19/18


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genres: Foreign, Euro, Parody

Directors: Unknown

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Cast:  Jasmine Jae, Amirah Adara, Gina Gerson, Amy Brooke, Frida Sante, Melody Petite, Marco Banderas, Pablo Ferrari, Tommy Gunn (?) Non-Sex, John Wilkes Non-Sex

Length: 2 hours 29 minutes

Date of Release: February 5, 2018

Extras: Popshot Recap, Selectable Trailers

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Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Good dialog capture along with excellent picture presented in anamorphic widescreen. Scene 3 cut out abruptly with about 30 seconds left and scene 4 refused to play in my review environment although it played in the Blu-ray player in the living room which is not conducive to writing a review.

Overview: Four parody scenes from CumLouder.com. The scenes themselves seem to be about 2 years old, so members have probably already seen this long ago but if you aren't a member then this a nice collection of scenes from that site and you should check it out.

Scene 1: Gina Gerson, Amirah Adara, Pablo Ferrari, Tommy Gunn(?) as "Dad" (NS) "Meet The Parentx III"

Amirah's Dad and little sister show up at her house to spend Christmas, complete with the cremains of her mother and the family cat in tow. Gina starts teasing Pablo at the dinner table by rubbing her crotch about the time the cat knocks over the urn and runs off causing the chain of events that exclude Pablo from the "circle of confidants".

Gina Gerson Amirah Adara

Pablo ends up helping Gina get a giant dildo out of her ass about the time Amirah walks in on them and decides since it's Christmas and her sister is a slut she might as well just go with the flow. Pablo buries his beard in Amirah's butt crack, Gina holding it open for him. The ladies are soon on their knees sharing his bat and balls, both demonstrating their oral talents well and maintaining good eye contact with him. Pablo goes to bat on the Hungarian hottie, Amirah, first. Lying her down and hammering into her as little sis looks on and holds Adara's head and neck for support while massaging her boobs. She is also on oral clean and lube duty until it is her turn to play catcher, one leg propped on the couch arm as she stands beside it. Pablo smacks her ass and she turns around quickly with "the look" and a quick "Pablo!" to discourage that idea immediately.

Gina Gerson Amirah Adara

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The trio moves to the table where Pablo takes another turn in Amirah, and Gina decides to ass slide down his pole. The Russian's nipples could cut glass as she squats above him bouncing her booty up and down and Pablo starts ramming into her rear furiously while the ladies share kisses. After a quick relube in Amirah's mouth, Gina turns sideways for more rear end riding, leaning back so Adara can enjoy a snack while she rides. The booty banging keeps going as she rolls onto her side and Pablo stands, Amirah deciding to sit on Gina's face and enjoy kissing her man. Gerson keeps up snack time as she bends to get banged in doggie, moans from all involved. Pablo nails his lady's little sister in one position after another, Amirah helping in any way she can. That help culminates as the ladies do a jerk and slurp while staring into the lens in a POV shot as a Santa knick-knack in the background starts singing 'Jingle Bells'.

It's a fun scene all around. The ladies look great together and the makeup and characterizations of the Jack Byrnes character are fabulously done.

Scene 2: Jasmine Jae, Pablo Ferrari "Friends With Benetits"

Jasmine Jae

Jasmine and Pablo are hanging out and discussing old times after both leaving relationships. They both miss sex so agree to have sex without complications, swearing on a bible that is on her phone. Pablo starts things off in a friendly manner. licking her kitty from underneath a blanket as they lie on the couch. The blanket gets ditched after an opening bit gag is played out, and Jasmine's fine form is revealed while Pablo licks her jeweled pussy. Jasmine returns the favor, taking him balls deep into her throat with ease. Squatting, she lifts her top to reveal her E-cups in full, nipples at attention. Her eyes are those of a stalking jungle cat in the POV shot and Pablo is ready for more. More comes in the form of pumping her kitty in doggie, their eyes locked onto each other.

Jasmine Jae

Occasionally, he stops to visually inspect her holes closeup and personally before taking her in spoon. Faces pressed together, he pounds into her attentively. Jasmine meets his thrusts with some pumping of her own, diddling herself along the way. She bites at her knee as he folds her in half to get nice and deep and then she climbs into cowgirl, ditching her shirt in the process. Now, the pumping is all her, her ass thrusting back and forth, Pablo jiggling it for good measure. Jae fellates him some more as she reverses herself, her love triangle playing nicely to the lens. Her melons move with the action, held firm by her implants but it is her cat eyes that once again mesmerize as she climbs off to jerk him to completion on her tongue.

Scene 3: Amy Brooke, Marco Banderas, John Wilkes, (NS) "Fuck To The Future"

Marco's out for a cruise on his skateboard when he spots a flying DeLorean. That Delorean contains "Doc" that is here to take him to the future where Marco is a porn star. The Delorean lifts off through the magic of CGI and the title credits roll.

Delorean

Our duo arrives at a porn stage where Marco is introduced to Amy after his future self spots him and passes out. Amy likes his retro outfit but helps him take some layers off due to the heat of the lights and the fact that he's already late to shoot the porno. He plays the shy, confused guy from the past and she giggles as she explains what they do for a living. Her giggling continues as she learns some foreign phrases in between shoving his cock down her throat. Amy stands to strip off her sparkly dress and panties, her ass jiggling as she jerks her costar. Propping a leg up on a prop, she has Marco slide his manhood into her while she practices her newly learned dirty phrases. The language lesson continues as they rock the prop loudly, switching to a position that is a bit less noisy as she has an orgasm.

Amy Brooke

Grabbing a nearby moving pad, they lie on the simulated sidewalk so she can show off her rodeo skills along with her svelte body. Their bodies slap together as she moves to a cowgirl, her big booty bouncing. Brooke is having a ton of fun learning new phrases, giggling as she practices her new naughty words. Marco gives her a good banging in doggie, both of their faces starting to take on a sheen from their workout. The blanket moves to the original prop, a newspaper stand, where the rattling returns to the action. Rubbing herself while Banderas bangs her, she seems close to, if not experiencing, an orgasm. Their bodies are now fully coated in wetness, Amy's hair having gone flat and now clinging at her face but that won't stop them from a hardcore lifting fuck session. Another hardcore banging goes down on the newsrack, followed by another. She kneels for a final blowjob to practice her newfound language skills as they discuss how payment works and at the mention of "muy dinero" he dribbles on her tongue.

This was a fun scene to watch, the immersive language lesson a consistent contributor to the fun they were having on set. However, this is also where things went south with the disc. As the pop shot commences, the screen went to black and refused to play any farther - so I never got to see scene four!

Scene 4: Frida Sante & Melody Petite (I guess because it wouldn't play!)


Final Thoughts: The three scenes I was able to see were fun to watch. The "De Niro" character in the first was done with great makeup and mannerisms. I'm also a fan of Gina Gerson, so that worked well for me. Jasmine Jae has a fabulous body and is always nice to watch. Amy Brooke had a blast learning a new language as she romped on "Marty Banderas". The male talent here brought their A-games and it showed. I wish this disc hadn't crapped out on me but sometimes you just get a defective disc. Had it played all the way through, I might have rated it higher but since the extras section is nothing more than a cumshot recap and some trailers I think it would still only merit a Watch On Demand. However, it is on sale at some places as I type this, which would make it cheaper to own unless you are a member of cumlouder.com. The "Meet The Parentx III" scene makes this a great watch! Check it out.


 ~cyber5  Tweet me.



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