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Breakfast Cub

Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 3/8/18

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genres: Gay, Parody

Director: ?

Cast:  Mick Stallone, William Sawyer, Ethan Chase, Teddy Torres 

Length: 67 minutes 

Extras: There is a photo gallery, cum shot recap, and web information. 

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: The video quality and audio quality are fine. It is shot in 1080p HD. 

Overview: Breakfast Cub: A Gay XXX Parody is a film by the studio Men.com. It is a parody of the movie The Breakfast Club where students are sent to detention and find ways to waste the time. Mick Stallone plays the school's principal and his punished students are William Sawyer, Ethan Chase, and Teddy Torres.


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Scene One: Student Teddy Torres is taken by Mr. Mick Stallone to the man's office because he had his dick out in detention. Once in the office, the principal wants the young guy to fuck him. Teddy fucks him solidly, but it is the bj action that gives us the most raw enthusiasm by Teddy. The scene gets more raw when he eats the man's ass. I enjoyed seeing his saliva drip. His oral action is super hot. As I watched Teddy, I wanted him to do me so badly. Then, when he fucked the principal, he screws him with much vigor. Mr. Stallone's eyeballs are about to pop out of his head. It's a thrilling performance. In the end, Teddy cums on Mick's mouth while being over him.


Scene Two: Ethan Chase and William Sawyer leave the classroom and head to the showers. When Ethan is taking a shower, William masturbates as he fantasizes about his friend. Moments later, Ethan pulls him into the shower and some cocksucking action begins. The heavy breathing and moaning by them are a turn-on. It makes the scene feel more raw. Also, their bodies get very pink throughout their screwing performance. I kept getting hard as Ethan fucked his partner against the wall. The pile driving moment looked hot especially the sight of William's asshole. Finally, Ethan pulls out from doggying him to cum on his ass.


Scene Three: Ethan Chase goes to principal Mick Stallone's office where he and the man get it on behind the desk. Some cocksucking occurs as Ethan hides underneath the desk awhile. But, the heat factor gets off when the principal give the student a hot and hard doggie fuck. A cock ride on Mick's lap follows with good shots. The men are sweating noticeably. More hot fucking by the tanned gentleman occurs as Ethan jacks himself off with so much emotion.   

Final Thoughts: While watching this film, I was reminded of some things from the original movie like Teddy Torres' attitude which is similar to Judd Nelson's and the letterman's jacket of Ethan Chase which is like Emilio Esteves'. But, of course, in this one, the sex is the high point. Mick Stallone is a hot screwer. He has the charisma of a leading man. There is a lot of passion running through him. I recommend it.

Apache Warrior

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