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Studio: Digital Playground » Review by cyber5 » Review Date: 4/13/18


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genres: Parody
 
Director: Francois Clousot
Writer: Della Darling

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Cast: Ana Foxxx, Britney Amber, Mary Moody, Syren De Mer, Justin Hunt, Ricky Johnson, Tommy Gunn
Non-Sex Roles: Sammy Slater, Jack Vegas
 
Length: 1 hour 52 minutes
 
Date of Release: March 27, 2018
 
Extras: Photo Gallery, Web Info
 
Condoms: None
 
Audio/Video Quality: Very Good on both fronts. Hi-Def capture with an anamorphic widescreen presentation. The Threesome scene may have you reaching for your volume.
 
Overview: The front cover immediately lets you know what it is a parody of and I think it's a pretty good one. It stays true enough to the original that casual fans of the original will feel somewhat satiated while diehard fans will find that some of the side stories in the original are missing and could have definitely worked here, although they would have added a huge chunk of time to the length of this movie so it is understandable why Digital Playground decided to keep it short and sweet. Britney Amber and Ana Foxxx fans will have a good time with this one and I'm sure Mary Moody will open the eyes of many viewers!
 
Scene 1: Ana Foxxx & Ricky Johnson

Ana Foxxx
 
Ana's finally ready to give herself up to her boyfriend and Ricky starts things off slowly with some soft licks to her kitty. She returns the favor, asking if it's any good, Ricky letting her know it's great. As she's slobbering on his pole, Ricky slides off her stilettos and she climbs onto his lap, working his shaft into herself slowly and then starts bouncing harder. Her black booty shines in the light, flecks of "stripper dust" apparent.

Ana Foxxx

The pair transition into doggie and then spoon, each position showing off Ana's tight body in good fashion, their kisses in spoon indicating a good connection between them. Ricky's physique is highlighted as he nails her from above while pressing her body sideways on the couch. For someone playing "the virgin", Foxxx seems quite adept at moving from one position to the next as Johnson pumps in and out of her, their bodies slapping together. She instinctively drops to the floor, catching his pearly white jizz on the chin as she smiles.
 
Scene 2: Ana Foxxx, Britney Amber, Mary Moody

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Ana Foxxx, Mary Moody, Britney Amber
 
Ana's found a new girl at school who is in need of some friends and a makeover. While the ladies try to figure out what she'd look good in, they discover she has a great body and decide to spend some time without clothes. Mary Moody is making her adult film debut here, with only a few web scenes to her name. She's a cute girl with an attractive smile and great body that should garner her a fan base pretty quickly.

Ana Foxxx, Mary Moody, Britney Amber

It's a moanfest, Britney shrieking a bit as the other ladies lick her holes in tandem. It's all smiles and giggles as the trio turns their attention to Ana's pleasuring, Britney munching Ana's box like she hasn't eaten in days. Britney remains playful, exuding glee as she does some licking on Mary from behind as Mary tastes Ana. Foxxx gets to show off her rug munching abilities while Amber takes up a position straddling Moody's face. Britney's face lights the room as Ana and Mary start grinding groins feverishly, Mary collapsing backward as she appears to orgasm. Shrieks and moans abound as they all lay side by side, rubbing each other to orgasm.
 
Scene 3: Syren De Mer, Tommy Gunn

Syren De Mer
 
With Britney failing her class, she devises a plan to get two of her teachers together. That plan comes to fruition in the teachers' lounge with Syren coming on to Tommy and dropping to suck his cock right then and there. Tommy's caught off guard but why argue with a buxom MILF when you're balls deep in her throat? They head to the sofa where she throws him down and jumps on his cock. She rides like the wind, Gunn gripping her ass or back or anywhere else he can as she bounces heatedly.  

Syren De Mer  

Tommy's into the swing of things now and strips off his vest and shirt so he can hammer away, Syren becoming breathless as he bangs into her with abandon. Her body shakes with tension, her gaze steadfast on him when she isn't drifting off into her own mind. She must have achieved peace within herself because she gets up and decides to slide her ass down Tommy's pole who starts pumping into it furiously. Not content with that, she jams a couple of fingers into her fuck hole while she bounces, her body oozing sweat. Tommy rolls her onto her side to give her some time to recuperate, his cock relentlessly maintaining the reaming. They pause for some ass to mouth action and Tommy finishes by jerking off inside her.         
 
Scene 4: Britney Amber, Justin Hunt

Britney Amber
 
Justin finds Britney at the top of the staircase, masturbating. She's excited to see him and he rushes up to join her, stripping off her clothes to reveal her fabulous globes. They manage to strip off her dress and Hunt starts finger banging her on the floor because that's what horny stepbrothers do. He enjoys a quick snack between her thighs and gets a BJ in return after Britney's surprise at its size wears off. Her eyes are big and bright as she sits on the stairs swallowing his sword. They get bigger as she stands and bends against the banister with her stepbro banging into her from behind.

Britney Amber

She turns around, one leg tucked under his arm as they stand on the stairs screwing, a weird purplish light sometimes falling across her. It's hard to tell if it is some sort of artifact of the DVD, a lighting filter, or perhaps sunlight streaming in through a stained glass window. It disappears quickly leading me to surmise it must be the first of those. Hunt sits down for a rest, Britney sitting on his lap in reverse cowgirl, his cock tucked safely inside of her, her blonde bush shining in the sunlight. With his breath back, the duo goes for one more round of banister banging, Hunt splattering his seed on her ass.
 
Final Thoughts: It's a cute little flick that exists mostly to showcase Ana Foxxx and Britney Amber getting their grooves on. Fans of the film it is parodying will see enough of the plot here that they will be satisfied to an extent although so many of the catchphrases that made that movie so great are sadly missing here. There are whole storylines that also had to be dropped due to their screen time being eaten up by the four sex scenes that replaced them. As a fan of the original, I can honestly say that while I missed those storylines the movie works fine without them although I really wish Ana had been given the chance to find a weave and accuse her boyfriend of Jeepin', rather than just noticing a lipstick stain and changing the gist of it to a cheap makeup reference rather than hair.

Ana really reminds me of Stacey Dash here, and that works really well. Britney was an obvious choice here just based on hair length and color alone. Mary Moody brought a good, positive energy to her scene and I think she has a bright future in the industry. The XRCO recognized Justin Hunt as an unsung swordsman in 2017 and I totally agree with that. He's good in everything I've seen him in while never overshadowing his screenmates. Ricky and Tommy both work well here, even if Gunn looks totally nothing like the character from the original movie. All in all, it's worth a look but I'm not sure any of the sex scenes will make anyone's list of faves and for that reason, I say Watch On Demand.


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