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Gina's Very Merry Christmas Orgy


Studio: Pleasure Productions » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 12/2/02



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

There's nothing I'd like more this holiday season that to find Gina Lynn wrapped in a bow sitting under my Christmas tree. And while I realize that's not going to happen, I was hoping that Gina's Very Merry Christmas Orgy might be the next best thing. Sadly, however, the movie suffers from two big problems. First, Gina is only a participant in the final scene of the film, and secondly, there's not really an orgy in the movie unless you count a three girl/two guy scene as an "orgy".

The film is a feature, but just barely. It's filmed in a gonzo style where the actors are not only spouting out memorized material, but at times you can see them looking off camera for cues from the director. Hell, in one scene you can even see the movie light set up in the room...and the wires running across the floor where it plugs into the wall!

But the real reason you'll be tuning into this one is for the sex, right? Well, sadly, there's not much to write home about in that department either. Aside from Gina, who is about as cute as adult stars get, there's no one here better than average looking, although one can take a look at the box cover and decide if these gals are "up to par" with what they are looking for in a porno.

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The first scene features brunette Xandria and Travis Knight (who also directed the film). They make out together on a bed, and it's pretty standard stuff, with Xandria taking Travis' tool in the doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and missionary positions.

Scene two was probably my favorite in the film, featuring blonde-haired Michelle Katz, who takes on both Travis and Allen Northwood. In addition to both guys trying out Michelle in just about every position, she also gets anal from Travis late in the scene, and is on the receiving end of a pair of nice facials from the guys.

My least favorite scene was the next one, which starts with Nikki Bin masturbating alone in the basement (don't ask!), where she is soon joined by a guy named Christian. After a bit of foreplay, the duo goes at it in reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and standing doggy positions, followed by Christian jerking off in Nikki's face.

The next to last scene has Trinity Max and a guy who is only identified on the box cover as "Other New Faces" (and not identified at all in the actual film) in a scene that takes place on the bed. The most annoying part of this scene is that the cameraman seems to totally miss the cumshot, only cutting back into the scene after the guy's spoo has already been released...maybe that's why he didn't want his name in the movie!

The final scene gives us what we've been waiting for...sort of. Gina finally gets plowed by some cock here (both from Travis Knight and Allen Northwood), but this hardly qualifies as an "orgy", since only five performers are participating. In addition to Gina and the two guys, Michelle and Nikki are also in this scene, which starts off with a nice bit of lesbian lovin' between the three girls. When it comes time for the climaxes, Travis unloads on both Gina and Nikki's faces, while Allen spurts on Michelle's waiting lips.

Like the film itself, the DVD is also a bit of a letdown. The video quality is only average, while the audio is less than stellar and not up to par with most adult titles. Worse yet is the bonus features...as we only get a chapter selection, a photo gallery, a short (about 20 words) Gina Lynn bio, website information and some phone sex ads - which actually contain much hotter action than this movie!

I love watching Gina Lynn and will look forward to her next movie, but as far as Gina's Very Merry Christmas Orgy goes, let's just say the girls in this movie aren't the only ones who got screwed!



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