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Wild & Wacky Adventures of Chloe, The

Studio: VCA » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 12/3/02

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Perhaps it was the box cover that features Chloe in a Wonder Woman costume, or the fact that this is VCA - a company that usually puts out pretty good material...but I expected more, a lot more, from The Wild & Wacky Adventures of Chloe. And just for the record, she doesn't don the Wonder Woman outfit at any point in the movie - damn!

The actual premise of the film isn't a bad one, as Eric Masterson plays a young comic-book obsessed geek (and we know there are plenty of those around, don't we?) who instead of "getting a life" (as William Shatner would put it), chooses to spend his afternoons wanking-off to his favorite comic book characters.

Alec Metro plays Eric's older brother, and in the film's opening segment, Alec gets it on with his girlfriend, played by Dru Berrymore - who, of course, bares an uncanny resemblance to the mainstream actress. Meanwhile, Eric is upstairs jerking to his comics and fantasizing about a rendezvous between Sondra Hall and Billy Glide.

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Alec feels sorry for his older brother so (being a Hollywood producer) he tells a young starlet (Brittney Skye) who wants a part in his upcoming movie that if she will sleep with Eric, she will get the part. Brittney and Eric do it upstairs in his bedroom, but once he realizes that she is not there because she likes Eric, he quickly kicks her out of the room and goes back to his comic books.

Back in comic-book-land, Eric fantasizes about Chloe getting it on with Holly Hollywood in a hot lesbian coupling. The fun begins with Holly using a blue toy on Chloe, and then Chloe returning the favor by putting one end of a double-headed black dildo in her mouth and fucking Holly with the other end.

When Eric wakes up the next day, he discovers Chloe lying next to him. Apparently, all this fantasizing has paid off, and Chloe is now part of Eric's reality (somebody grab me a Catwoman comic book...quick!). The two make out in the reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and missionary positions and Eric climaxes by jerking off in Chloe's face.

Not wanting to reveal his newfound prize to the world, Eric insists that she stays in the house while he goes out. Sure enough, the Jehovah Witnesses come knocking, and a fully nude Chloe goes to answer the door. Fortunately, the two Bible-thumpers are played by Pat Myne and Steve Hatcher and in the movie's best scene, Chloe makes out with both of them - including some hot double penetration action and a scene-ending pair of facials.

When Eric comes home and realizes what Chloe has done, both of them come to the conclusion that she can't stay in the real world. So it's back inside the comics for Chloe, and back to wanking-off to them for Eric, who fantasizes about Dynamite screwing Marty Romano in the movie's final scene.

While the film isn't a total disaster, director F.J. Lincoln really misses the boat by not capitalizing on the scenarios that the movie could have explored. We've all wondered what it would be like for Wonder Woman to make it with Superman (we have, haven't we...or am I alone in this?!) - but even when Chloe does have sex in this film, she's totally nude and doesn't even seem to have any superpowers.

The bonus features on this disc aren't much better than the actual film, as all we get are a slide show, three previews, star biographies, a chapter selection and a "wall to wall" option, which allows you to just watch the sexual action in the film - which isn't that bad of an idea, considering the storyline.

For a better "superhero" porno, I suggest picking up the raunchier, but more entertaining, Super Quick from Kick Ass Productions. Chloe's adventure in this movie may be "wild & wacky", but it's not very erotic or fun...and that's what we want in a porno, isn't it?

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