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Me Luv U Long Time

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/1/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Me Luv U Long Time

Red Light District

Genre: Asian, Gonzo

Director: David Luger

Cast: Jade Marcella, Brett Rockman, Darren James, China Barbi, David Luger, Mark Ashley, Nyomi Arman, Wesley Pipes, Daisey, Brandon Iron, Fujiko, Mark Wood

Length: 139 minutes

Date of Production: 1/29/02

Extra's: 11 trailers, 6.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, bonus BJ scene with China and David, photogallery

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was generally very clear with a few artifacts from time to time. The audio was also clear if a bit low during a few of the interviews.

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Body of Review: Me Luv U Long Time was made to appeal to guys who like seeing Asian women enjoy hardcore sex without condoms. Such women tend to be smaller, which makes the men look "bigger" and the fantasy is that these women are subservient. In reality, the fantasies are based on a stereotype that is partially true, but if you marry one, you'll quickly find out they will become bossy as often as not. In this movie, the women include Japanese, Philippina, Indonesian and Chinese backgrounds, and each chapter started off with an interview on the couch. Here's a brief breakdown of scenes by cast:

Scene One: Jade, the most experienced gal here, took on Brett and Darren in a somewhat mechanical scene. She knows how to get them off and started out with oral, then onto vaginal, and anal before the facial. She finished off by a bout of cum gargling which was gross to me but others may enjoy.

Scene Two: China, a woman with too many blemishes, took on Mark A. on the couch after she blew David in a point of view (POV) quickie. The scene included oral, straight and a facial with some energy and heat.

Scene Three: Nyomi, a very cute Indonesian with a great body, took on Wesley and Mark A. She had some problems taking the large members into her tiny body but gave it a good shot in this good scene. Oral, straight, and a facial.

Scene Four: Daisey, who had a good body and strong sexual talents, after giving David a BJ, took on Darren and Brandon. The sex included oral, straight, and a facial with a bit of hard talk by the guys towards her. She did indeed make them last a long time and the scene was better than I thought it'd be.

Scene Five: Fujiko, a very attractive gal with a great body, took on both the Marks. The sex included oral, vaginal, anal, and a huge facial. This was my favorite scene with lots of energy and heat. I've seen her elsewhere but this scene was her best to date.

Summary: Over the last few months I've become quite a fan of Red Light District's dvd's. The technical values are always above average for a gonzo and the sex is very hardcore without getting lame. More often than not, the women tend to be attractive and enjoyable to watch as well. This dvd was no exception and was fun to watch. If you like Asian women, you'll find this one worth your hard earned money. If you are indifferent to them, you may still like this one based on it's other merits alone.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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