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Carmen Luvana Exposed

Studio: New Machine » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/22/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Carmen Luvana Exposed

New Machine

Genre: Compilation of Pro-Am scenes

Director: Ed Powers, Randy West

Cast: Carmen Luvana, Randy West, Ed Powers, Papillon, Vanessa, Luna, April Flowers, Mr. Marcus

Length: 149 minutes

Date of Production: 5/2 (the compilation, not the scenes)

Extra's: weak Carmen biography, photogallery, trailers

Audio/Video Quality: Not great but passable if you are a big fan of the performers. The colors were usually not accurate and the focus was soft. The audio was weaker than a regular porno which says a lot.

Body of Review: Compilations are all the rage at certain companies. I'm not as familiar with New Machine's compilation but with Carmen such a hot performer at the moment, having just signed a contract with Adam & Eve, I suspect a lot of people are going to want to take a look at her full body of work. Three of her first scenes were with New Machine, More Dirty Debutantes 211, Up and Cummers 101, and Real Masturbation. As long as the compilation has all these scenes, no one can complain since those are the only Carmen scenes they control. As the old song goes, two out of three ain't bad. Here's a brief scene summary:

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Scene One: Carmen and Randy had a ~35 minute scene from Up & Cummers #101. There was some tease, oral and then straight sex. Randy's an aging gigolo and an acquired taste but he handled his duties here as well as could be expected. She was pretty warm here and it's easy to see why companies were fighting over her at the recent AVN show last month. If you've been living under a rock for the last year, her picture is on the front of the dvd cover although it looks like her implant scars were airbrushed out (they are the kind underneath the breast).

Scene Two: Carmen and Ed had a ~58 minute scene from More Dirty Debutantes #211. Lucky me, I got this one at the same time as I got the other so I suppose it would've been nice if New Machine had advertised that fact on the dvd cover. No matter, here's what I said in an earlier (by hours) review: "Carmen, obviously the biggest name on the dvd, was a cute 20 year old Puerto Rican gal making her first porno here. She is the blond covergirl with the large implants. While most of her work has been with Digital Sin, she just signed a contract with Adam & Eve who I'm sure, given their track record, will make her look much better than here (but she was still cute here). In any case, she showed off her body, gave a little tease, and then had oral, and straight sex before Ed dumped his condom's contents on her. They went at it once more with a bit of oral and her masturbating afterwards. The scene lasted nearly an hour! Whew! The sex wasn't bad for an Ed movie either."

Scene Three: In an older scene, Papillon and Vanessa had a lesbian tryst from Up & Cummers #54. Exactly what that had to do with Carmen being exposed, I'll never know. More of a filler scene than anything else.

Scene Four: Luna, a cute young girl with dark hair, masturbated for us while riding around in a car on a city street. The scene was taken from Real Female Masturbation #11 and was enjoyable to watch. Again, how it related to Carmen is beyond me but since this one was fun to watch, I'm not going to complain about it.

Scene Five: April Flowers, an attractive blond known for her sexual excesses, had a very warm scene with Mr Marcus that was originally shown in Up & Cummers #64. For those who care, she had oral and straight without a condom and it ended in a creampie. She had, and still has, a beautiful looking pussy.

Summary: Okay, I think the missing Carmen scene should've been added in here and all scenes clearly labeled on the box so that fans wouldn't get cheated by buying the compilation for scenes they may have already owned. I'd have preferred at least one exclusive scene too and better extras but the length of this one was long enough to overlook such issues-especially since over 90 minutes of it had Carmen in it. Fans of hers can skip the Dirty Debutantes and Up & Cummers dvds and save a few bucks by getting this one. For those fans, I recommend this highly while the rest of us would consider this a bit lower in ranking.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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