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Sport Fucks

Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/23/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Sport Fucks

VCA Xplicit

Genre: All Sex

Director/Editor/Cameraman: Jimmy DiGiorgio

Cast: Allyson Ember, Dynamite, Mesha, Donita, Caroline Cage, Lance Romance, Tyce Bune, Matt Jade, John Star, Gino Greco

Length: 83 minutes

Date of Production: 2/00

Extra's: list of movies

Audio/Video Quality: The picture and sound both varied a whole lot with much of the action not looking up to VCA or Jimmy's usual standards. I'm guessing that the ultra low budget and having Jimmy do all the work really kept this one from shining. The music was way too loud too.

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Body of Review: Some movies are great and other movies are destined for the scrapheap. Often enough, especially in porn, the low budget movies fail on multiple levels due to the fact that making movies is not as easy as it looks and too few experts doing too much at one time. Sure, if you have an entire crew, a week long shooting schedule and a 6 figure budget, it's a lot easier to make a good movie. When your budget looks like it was 4 figures, had a couple of hours to shoot, and the crew is just one or two guys, expect trouble. Such is the case with Sport Fucks. The movie centered around sporting themes, much like Vivid's Action Sports Sex series, but none of the action really related to sports. The sex did sometimes look okay but unless you're a big fan of some of these gals, you'll want to look elsewhere. I'm not sure of the cast's names as most of them aren't big names and VCA didn't label any of them but here's a general description of what took place by scene:

Scene One: There was a jogging theme but the woman, a large implanted blonde took anal after the oral and straight sex, didn't jog. She was pretty energetic but not my type. Very vocal though.

Scene Two: A redhead took anal after getting worked up on a punching bag. Tyce seemed okay with her but she looked rough. The sex wasn't as good as it should have been.

Scene Three: In a tennis themed scene, an attractive gal had sex on the tennis court with Gino. It was better than I thought it'd be but not as varied as I'd have liked.

Scene Four: A woman with huge implants (Donita?) played pool with a guy and then screwed on the table. Not good.

Scene Five: A smaller blonde took care of her man after shooting hoops on the basketball court. The sex wasn't terrible and had oral, straight and anal before the pop shot. Not great either and her implant scars were a real turn off for me.

Summary: Pass this one up. At no time did I think it was worth watching more than twice and even then I'm sure the performer had to have made better scenes elsewhere. The technical stuff was often weak and the sex was rarely fun to watch. As much as I have to applaud VCA for releasing a lot of decent movies on their Xplicit line (with lower prices), I also recognize that they have some skeletons in the closet that should remain there. This was one of them.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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