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Mad Cow Sex

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/23/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Mad Cow Sex


Genre: Compilation

Director: varied

Cast: Corinne Williams, Randy Spears, Sana Fey, Shay Sights, Miles Long, Tai, Pat Myne, Darla Crane, Shelbee Myne, Dillion Day, Kimberly Kupps, Marc Wallice, Donita Dunes, unknown guy, Angela Bust, Tony Tedeschi, Alexis, Bobby Vitale, Eric Everhard, Kirsty Waay, Peter North, Busty Brittany, Priscilla Jane, Chennin Blanc, Julian, Jaye Milo, Lynden Johnson, Nicole Sheridan, Voodoo, Taylor St. Claire, Hunter Scott, Vince Vouyer, Sky Taylor, Mark Davis, Tasha Hunter, Eric Price, Sunny McKay, Jake Steed

Length: 225 minutes

Date of Production: The scenes ranged from 1995 through 2001 but the box listed 2/25/03 as the release date.

Extra's: 2 trailers and a photogallery to compliment the spam.

Audio/Video Quality: For the most part, the picture looked pretty good and the sound varied much more than that. There were some digital artifacts from time to time but it was about what I'd expect of a long compilation dvd.

Body of Review: When I saw the cover to Mad Cow Sex, along with the cute cartoon of the cow, I wanted to take a look at it. I know that Vivid hasn't been the greatest company in the world with regard to it's compilations (probably because it releases too many of them) but I have noticed a number of improvements over the last year and was willing to see if the trend was going to continue. For the most part, the dvd was a mixed bag but it still had more hits than misses and was worth picking up if you like a number of the performers here. Here's the breakdown of each scene by movie and cast:

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Scene One: Kink: Corinne and Randy had a scene in a dentist's chair. Not bad to watch with some warmth.

Scene Two: Action Sports Sex 6: Shay, Sana and Miles all got busy on a motorcross track. It wasn't the worst scene I've seen of late and the gals had a good time.

Scene Three: Color Blind 6: Tai took care of Pat but she didn't appeal to me.

Scene Four: Dashed: Darla and Shelbee took care of Dillion on a bed and then each other. Pretty good except it started well into the sex scene and that's a problem for me.

Scene Five: 976-75DD: Kimberly and Marc had an okay scene together.

Scene Six: Donita & Friend: Donita and an effeminate guy had sex on a bed. Pass.

Scene Seven: Natural Wonders: Angela and Tony had a filler scene together.

Scene Eight: Watcher #6: Alexis, Bobby, and Eric had sex in a locker room that included double vaginal. Not bad but a bit weird for my tastes.

Scene Nine: Out Of Love: Kirsty and Peter had sex for painter Joey Silvera. It was fun but short.

Scene Ten: Natural Wonders: Busty, Kimberly and Marc had slow motion sex to the tune of some violins playing inappropriate music. Pass.

Scene Eleven: She Town: Priscilla, Chennin and Julian had sex in a pool that was pretty warm. Yum!

Scene Twelve: Natural Wonders: Jaye and Lynden licked each other a bit on a couch. They didn't appeal to me at all. Pass.

Scene Thirteen: Watcher #9: Nicole and Voodoo, one of the hottest couples in porn today, had a good outdoor scene. They have been getting better with time, as evidenced by several scenes they've made with Wicked Pictures of late.

Scene Fourteen: Sweet Things: Randy and Taylor had a warm scene on a couch.

Scene Fifteen: 976-75DD: Lynden and Marc screwed on a couch. Pass.

Scene Sixteen: Watcher #10: Shelbee, Hunter and Vince had a pretty hot scene in a metal room. I just wish both ladies participated equally which they didn't.

Scene Seventeen: Natural Wonders: Jaye, Marc, and Tony had a scene in a livingroom that was boring and in slow motion with bad music.

Scene Eighteen: Watcher #12: Mark and Sky had a filler scene on a bed.

Scene Nineteen: White Room: Tasha and Eric had an okay scene including anal on a bed. Not great but not bad either.

Scene Twenty: Heather Hunted: Sunny and Jake had a very short scene on a bed with no heat. He even kept looking away.

Summary: If you don't mind watching compilations, you should consider that you get a lot of fuck for the buck here. I know that at least half of the scenes were not very good but it is nearly 4 hours worth of movie and likely to be found cheaply online. The technical values are improving on Vivid's compilations too so this one might appeal to you if you like women with large, usually implanted, breasts. For what it costs vs. what you get, I have to recommend this one.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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