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I.D. Please

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/30/03

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I.D. Please


Genre: Compilation

Director: varied with each scene

Cast: April, Randy Spears, Lita Chase, Jay Ashley, Gina Lynn, Alexxxis Tyler, Pat Myne, Travis, Jodi Roxxx, Tony Montana, Keki D'Aire, Bobby Vitale, April Diamond, Marki, Vanessa Chase, Nick East, Katie Gold, Michael J. Cox, Little Cinderella, Alex Sanders, Ann Marie, Mickey G., Gina, Renee, Biff Montana/Joe, Dave, Mariah, Ian Daniels, Barbie Bell, Ted Hunter, Anastasia Blue, Cherry, Evan Stone, Steve Taylor, Tony Tedeschi, Cherry Mirage, Mr Marcus, Jade Marcella, Mark Wood, Tabitha Stern, Jonathan Stern

Length: 221 minutes

Date of Production: varied with each scene

Extra's: forced spam, trailers, photogallery

Audio/Video Quality: Most of the time, there was some grain and other minor problems with the technical qualities but none of the scenes were so bad to prevent me from seeing the action.

Body of Review: The premise behind this movie was to showcase a number of scenes where the female performer was young. For the most part, it succeeded on this account as the ladies were indeed looking to be late teens to early twenties. Like most compilations, it relied heavily on older material so the scenes weren't consistent in their production qualities but there was some pretty good sex here for those fans enamored with youngish looking gals. Here's as good a breakdown of the scenes as I could provide but remember that the cast identities were not accurate.

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Scene One: Blue Room: April and Randy had sex on a comfortable chair. Like most of the other scenes, a condom was used and the action was mostly oral and straight. She did look hot though.

Scene Two: Unlisted: Lita and Jay had some lovin' in the dining room. Lots of oral and a bit of anal but the music was too loud for me. Still, a pretty good ride.

Scene Three: Action Sports Sex #9: Gina, Alexxxis, Pat and Travis all boned in front of a television set while a karate match played. Gina was pretty good here but had that youthful acne no one likes.

Scene Four: Unlisted: Tony and Jodi had a short scene on a table. Not great but not terrible either.

Scene Five: Nurses: Keki and Bobby had a short BJ scene in a hospital bed.

Scene Six: Unlisted: April Diamond and Marki had a little lesbian loving on a cafe counter top. Not bad but the blemishes weakened the heat.

Scene Seven: Unlisted: Vanessa and Nick had a long scene in a video warehouse. Mostly tease and oral but not bad.

Scene Eight: Tia Bella: Extreme Close Up #3: Katie and Michael had a photoshoot in a small room with a couch. Not great.

Scene Nine: Unlisted: Cinderella and Alex on a couch. Not great.

Scene Ten: Vixen: Ann and Mickey had a scene where he was wearing his clown suit. Pretty bizarre but warm.

Scene Eleven: Jacuzzi Lovers: Gina, Renee and Biff in a hottub had some real fun. The scene was among the longest and based on an amateur premise. Dave joined near the end.Pretty good.

Scene Twelve: Watcher #5: Mariah and Ian inside with some anal. Fair at best.

Scene Thirteen: Unlisted: Barbie and Ted outside by a pool then on a lawnchair. Pretty good.

Scene Fourteen: Watcher #5: Anastasia, Pat and Bobby were joined in progress on a lawnchair outside. The scene was incorrectly labeled as having Tony in it. Fair.

Scene Fifteen: The Window: Cherry, Evan, and Steve had a short scene that was edited from it's original length. She did look good though.

Scene Sixteen: Watcher #5: Anastasia and Tony got busy in a kitchen. This time he was really present. She looked good and they had fun with oral, straight and anal.

Scene Seventeen: Watcher #8: Cherry came back and did Marcus in a fun bedroom romp.

Scene Eighteen: Unlisted: Jade and Mark had sex in a sunroom on a table and chair. Yawn.

Scene Nineteen: Unlisted: Tabitha and hubby Jonathan went at it in a scene that had already started. Not bad but not great either.

Summary: If you're new to porn, this compilation will appeal to you more than it did myself. I've found that many of Vivid's compilations have edited scenes and a wide variety of cast members who are not all, to be generous, great looking. Many of the gals here were okay or better but the camerawork and other technical stuff was below average to me. This impacted how much heat I noticed and therefore made it an okay rental on a slow day for me. I did think the advertising on the box was dangerous in that it claimed "Too young to drive" which implies underage girls-not a good idea in the current political climate.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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