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Teens Revealed

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 4/22/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Teens Revealed is the first DVD I've seen from new studio Platinum X, and while one can't help but notice a certain similarity to the material we already get from studios like Red Light District, I suppose if you're going to copy someone's style, you might as well copy those who are the best.

Like many gonzo titles from other studios, we get a few minutes to find out about the girls before we move on to the sexual action. Things start off with Cherry and Malaysia, and I liked some of the questions asked here…or more importantly, I liked some of the answers. Malaysia admits both to fucking a famous person in their 50's or 60's (and I'm assuming she wasn't referring to Randy West or Ed Powers) and she also admits to actually getting off on the stick shift of a Chrysler (now there's some marketing for you!). Both girls are paired with Michael Stefano (who also directs this movie), but before he sinks his cock into either of them, he makes them get off with a pair of nicely sized jelly dildos. Once the hardcore action begins, Michael takes turn trying out both girls in most of the standard positions, and the scene ends with a facial for Malaysia – although she does try to share some of the creamy goodness by kissing Cherry.

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Next up we have cute little Asian girl Kitty, whom I have seen in one other title and keep wishing she'd whip out her driver's license and actually prove to us that she is indeed 18, since her body makes her appear much, much younger. The fact that Kitty hasn't really developed is actually a turn-off for me, and I must admit that I'm a little worried about those who may be turned on by watching her in action. She's paired here with Steve Holmes, who isn't exactly small himself, and even I was impressed that Kitty's body could find room for all of Steve…if you catch my meaning.

Going from someone who looks way younger than 18, we move onto Eliza who looks way older than 18! Here's another girl who demands a license check, if only to prove that she's well into her 30's rather than right out of high school! Assigned to a threesome with Brandon Iron and Michael (both who are probably younger than this chick's real age!), there's no double penetration or anal in this scene (nor is there any in any other scene of this movie), but Eliza doesn't do a bad job – even if she looks old enough to run for the Senate.

Simone is one of those girls you see hanging out with her pals in a club or perhaps at the local mall. She acts real sexy and talks a good talk, but when you finally get her in the bedroom, she has no idea what she is doing. Let me explain a little more…Simone begins her segment by telling Manuel Ferrera (and us, the viewer) how sexual she is and how she's going to do Manuel like he's never been done before; and when things finally start to heat up, we discover that Simone is actually quite passive and Manuel has to do all the work. Which leads to an important public service announcement: go after the quiet ones – they are always the wildest at what counts the most!

If you're anything like me, you've probably lusted after Jennifer Connelly since she danced the magic dance with David Bowie in Labyrinth. Of course, there's little chance of seeing this now-Oscar Winner in your favorite porn anytime soon. So Teens Revealed gives us (almost) the next best thing, a young brunette named Ann Harlow who immediately reminded me of The Rocketeer's favorite female. Ann does a threesome with Michael and Anthony Hardwood, and it's a good one – especially at the end where Ann takes both guys' facials into her mouth…and swallows them whole!

For a new studio, both the video and audio quality on this DVD are very good…the video especially so. As for bonus features, the DVD provides a photo gallery; a behind the scenes segment; photo shoot material for all six girls in the title; and a cumshot recap.

Although a lot of the hardcore action here is a bit tamer than many other gonzo releases, thanks to the opening scene with Cherry and Malaysia, and the closing scene with Ann Harlow, Teens Revealed is worth adding to your adult collection.

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