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No Job No Blow

Studio: Private » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/8/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Pirate Fetish Machine 9: No Job No Blow


Genre: Feature, Foreign

Director: Kovi

Cast: Melinda, Patricia Diamond, Choky Ice, Michelle Wild, Steve Holmes, Maya Gold, Veronica Sinclair, Violet, Mick Blue, Leila, Mandy Bright, Diether Von Stein

Length: 108 minutes

Date of Production: 7/02

Extra's: 8.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, trailers, Production Notes, cast biographies, photogallery

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.85:1 ratio widescreen color and looked very crisp and clear most of the time (except when various effects were used). The transfer seemed solid with no visible compression artifacts. The audio was presented in stereo with a choice of various languages with subtitles as an option too. While not as crisp and clear as the picture, it was pretty well done although much of the talking was dubbed.

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Body of Review: The Pirate Fetish Machine series by Private Pictures is known for having lots of hot European ladies have exceptionally hardcore sex while wearing various fetish attire. The plots are usually disposable and the dialogue laughable but it's hard to deny the appeal of the action taking place in most of these releases. In volume 9, No Job, No Blow, the story centered around a guy who is forced to get a job by his domineering wife. Choky Ice plays the lead and we get to see him try a number of different jobs, all of which he fails at (while having great sex along the way). Heck, if job hunting got me this much pussy, I'd be out of work in no time.Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast, keeping in mind that Private doesn't clearly label each scene or performer:

Scene One: Melinda and Patricia took care of Choky. The sex included oral, straight and anal with a facial at the end. Pretty warm.

Scene Two: Michelle, a babe like the other women here, took on both Steve and Choky in a factory setting. The sex was just as graphic this time and included a DP. Like the other scenes, no condoms were used. Yum!

Scene Three: Maya, a blonde who looked better in the movie than she did on the dvd cover, took care of Choky. The scene revolved around a cage and included anal action. Not as technically warm as the others but there seemed to be some chemistry here whereas the other scenes were often mechanical (yet still pretty warm).

Scene Four: Violet, a super hotty, and Veronica, took on Mick and Choky in a hospital setting. The sex included a DP along with the usual types of actions and the ladies seemed a bit too willing to moan extra loud as though it meant they were getting off. Still not too bad though.

Scene Five: Leila and Mandy enjoyed Steve and Diether's attention while Choky was forced to watch in a dingy basement of sorts.. There was some spanking and a DP with Choky getting some sex too. Not bad but there was more grain here than elsewhere.

Summary: I've been becoming a big fan of the Pirate Fetish series as a change of pace lately. The women all wore some pretty hot looking fetish corsets and are willing to do just about everything when it comes to sex without limits. I hope to get some of the earlier volumes in the series when I see a sale in the future so you know I Recommend this one, despite it's limits.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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