Cast: Julia Taylor, Sandra Iron, Sandra Russo, Tina Lanos, Polina, Nicol, Violet, Nick Lang, Bob Terminator, George, Steve Hooper, Mick Blue
Length: 97.5 minutes
Date of Production: July-September 2000
Extra's: Production Notes, trailers, photogallery, various subtitles and languages, double sided dvd cover, biographies
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame and had a very crisp look. The fleshtones were very accurate and only a few moments of Adamo's trademark slow motion marred an otherwise solid visual. The only other problem was inconsistent lighting. The audio was presented in a dubbed stereo track. The music was a bit louder than I prefer but otherwise it was okay with minimal separation of the channels.
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Body of Review: Private Pictures makes some of the world's best looking porn. That they use some of the best looking women is icing on my lap..er, I mean on the cake. In The 5 Keys Of Pleasure, the company shows a minimal plot of a card game between friends with little rhyme or reason where various performers have no condom sex with one another. While the cast wasn't properly identified, I made some educated guesses and here's the scenes by cast and type of sex (which was very similar in each scene):
Scene One: Nicol, a beautiful young gal from Europe, showed Mick that playing pool isn't as much fun as playing with each other on a pool table. The sex included oral, straight and anal but was weakened by the slow motion sex Adamo is known for. It was plenty to use in servicing yourself but it could've been more. My other complaint was that she, like her coworkers, spent too much time posing for the camera.
Scene Two: Tina, a dark haired vixen, had sex with George on a hospital table after waking up. Bob joined them and the threesome did the deed in a variety of ways. This being Private, there was a DP with more posing and slow motion. Not bad but it should've been better.
Scene Three: Next up was Violet, a hot looking and lean blonde, and Nick. She looked good enough to eat. They were on a balcony outdoors with great scenery and had anal after oral and straight. Warm.
Scene Four: Sandra R., another hot blonde, took on Steve and Mick at a dinning table outdoors. Again, oral, straight and DP but lacking any real chemistry (she still looked great though).
Scene Five: Polina, another poser with some good looking DSL's, took care of two guys at night. This was a tame scene to me and the dubbing weakened it more than the others.
Scene Six: Julia, the cute gal from the dvd cover, starts getting it on with a couple of guys in front of her two friends, She takes it like a trooper and then the gals go at each other too. Not great here either.
Scene Seven: I hate it when scenes are mixed together but this one had Sandra I. and Nicol so I don't care as much. They looked great together and acted quite playfully on their couch. They were joined by one of Julia's guys shortly after the action started and had some real heat. Yum!
Summary: While this wasn't the best Private feature porno I've seen in awhile, it was worth a Rental or two for most guys and perhaps a purchase when on sale. The women looked great and the sex was technically very hardcore although sometimes lacking in passion. Check it out if you get a chance.
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