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No Cum Dodging Allowed

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/22/03

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

No Cum Dodging Allowed

Red Light District

Genre: Swallowing, Anal

Director: Mike John

Cast: Mercedes, Erik Everhard, Jon Dough, Brian Surewood, Megan, Patricia, Amina, Pamela, Katya

Length: 139.5 minutes

Date of Production: 3/30/03

Extra's: The extras included a short Behind the Scenes featurette, some extra sex footage, a "Romantic Review" of the all the swallowing, a photogallery, a bunch of trailers, and the usual links

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:! ratio full frame color and had no major flaws. The lighting was a hair off but well above average for a Gonzo release. I saw no visible compression artifacts from the dvd transfer. The audio was presented in stereo with no detectable separation. In all, the sound was a touch on the low side but otherwise solid too.

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Body of Review: Red Light District, in order to give fans what they really want, provides a lot of hardcore action. Over the years, a lot of fans have demanded one thing above all else, they want the women to swallow. Why do they want this? I suppose it's better than seeing the loads fall all across the women's faces or all over the furniture as it's tidier, but it's something inherent to men-we want our seed to be viewed as some tasty treat. In any case, there are no cut aways to allow the gals to spit it out and every women here gobbles down a bunch of semen so if that's your thing, along with plenty of oral, straight, anal, and even DP's with ATM, check out this dvd. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Mercedes, the pierced gal on the front cover, used her extensive oral talents on all three guys (Erik, Jon, and Brian) as she showed her sweetly curved body. I didn't know until this scene that the movie title meant the gals were going to swallow every last drop. Like the other scenes, no condoms, straight and anal with a DP. Pretty solid if you like really hardcore action.

Scene Two: Megan, the bleached blonde with a need to "suck seed", did all three guys too. She's from France and apparently as good a cocksucker as any other French diplomat as proven by her considerable talents here. Not the best looking gal here but if you have any trailer hitches laying around, she'd be able to suck the chrome off of them. Similar action here as above, if not quite as well done.

Scene Three: Patricia, a willing 18 year old with her own rough edges, took care of Jon and Erik. I was surprised that she actually had limits here and didn't do anal sex. In a sense, that made her more attractive to me, even though she looked like she hadn't slept in a week. Very warm.

Scene Four: Amina, a young looking cutie, took on all three guys with gusto. What she lacked in expertise, she made up for in a willingness to learn on the job. This scene was shorter than the others but she packed it all in quite nicely (or maybe I should say, quite nastily). The gal showed potential.

Scene Five: Pamela, a skanky looking gal, took all the guys on but somehow just didn't do it for me. Sure, she swallowed them repeatedly and did all the anal and DP you could ask for but she appeared to be holding back for some reason. While technically proficient, not my cup of tea.

Scene Six: Katya, another cute looking gal with talent, proved that Germans suck cock as well as anyone from France. Of course we all know both countries are full of cocksuckers but it's nice that they can reaffirm it so well on camera. She only did Jon and Brian but she moaned like a banshee while taking her loads. Plenty of anal and a bit more ATM than the others.

Summary: For what it offers, a bunch of women (a couple were even cute) who have few limits, you're not likely to find much better on the market. Mike John really gives the fans what they want with No Cum Dodging Allowed so I'm rating it as Highly Recommended. In future volumes, I just hope that the women, on average, look a little less worn. As hardcore evolves, I can almost bet that this will happen and many other directors will follow.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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