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Bang My Teen Ass

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/5/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Bang My Teen Ass


Genre: Compilation, Anal

Director: varied per scene

Cast: Jade Marcela, Lee Stone, Nina, Chandler, Bobby Vitale, Daniella Rush, Steven St. Croix, Dru Berrymore, Rafe, Olga Rios, Kate Frost, Tyce Bune, Angelica Bright, Thomas Tone, Flick Shagwell, Kelsey, Kendra Lynn, Majella, Ekzavier Wray, Inari Vachs, Dale Dabone, Anatasha Blue, TT Boy, Claudia Adkins, Joey Ray, Dominica, Joel Lawrence, Anne Joy, Dora Venter, Leslie Taylor, Alex Mantegna, Christof Clark, Agi, Orgi, Silvy, Mary Loo, Boldi, Atty, Bob Terminator, Delfynn, Dillion Day, Violet Blue, Nicole Sheridan, Voodoo, Catalina, Anton Michael, Barbie Belle (non-sex by Raylene)

Length: 221 minutes

Date of Production: 11/11/02 (the compilation itself per the boxcover)

Extra's: spam (phone sex commercials and one for Vivid's herbal supplement which can't be bypassed), photogallery, trailers

Audio/Video Quality: Like most compilations, the quality of the picture and sound varied quite a bit. The picture was in full frame and the sound in stereo. For the most part, the limitations of the grain and color bleeding were not distracting and even the loud music in a few scenes wasn't too bad.

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Compilation Review: Vivid makes more compilations, some of which are really pretty good, than any other major porn producer in the USA. They've been in the business for decades and have a lot of material from which to choose on their compilations so you have to give them credit for giving a lot of fans what they want. Be it Asian gals, younger women, anal, a particular star or whatever other fetish that Vivid's been able to gather enough material on over the years, and you can be sure they'll release at least one compilation designed for you, the fan.

Now, all compilations are not created equal in the eyes of this reviewer. Getting a lot of fuck for your buck is a good thing but the level of quality also matters. To be frank, Vivid's track record is a bit spotty here. Most of the complaints regarding their material fans have is that the company uses too many condoms, the women are cold or over used, and that the production values are not up to par for a company that has enough resources that they should be able to blow their competitors out of the water. In Bang My Teen Ass, the two prevalent themes are: Anal and Teenagers (18 and 19). Does Vivid deliver these two concepts in their rather lengthy, and affordable, compilation? Let's take a general look:

Okay, the movie started out with letting us see Jade's nice ass in blue satin panties-a good start to be sure. Taking Lee anally shows her ability and dedication to the cause here. The compilation quickly falls off though when in the 2nd scene, we see Nina and Chandler, neither in their teens, have their own lovely ass shown in naughty undies yet no anal. The rest of the show bounces back with at least some anal in each scene, some younger looking gals, and the like but it's difficult to recommend a show based on false premises. Other good scenes had Inari, looking fine in her body stocking, taking it deep and slow from Dale, Flick showing her talents with Lee, Dora's hot scene with the other Euro-porn contingent, to Dominica's hot BJ (and the rest of it) with Joel. So there's a lot to like here but not what you're led to believe by the dvd cover.

So, aside from the scenes being edited down a bit, and the fact that the actual onscreen anal footage wasn't all that lengthy, there was a lot to like here. If your real desire is to see anal action, you'd do better to check out some of the releases by Red Light District or Evil Angel, but it's hard to deny the overall package's value for what you get, especially at current prices. If you're not fixated on seeing barely legal gals or strictly anal action, this rates a Recommended, otherwise look elsewhere for your kicks.

As a parting note, I think that Vivid would do well to change a couple of things in future releases. First, work on the dvd transfers and the production qualities. Other companies make clearer pictures and don't resort to loud music to cover up flaws in the vocal track so why should Vivid? Secondly, when putting together a compilation, really focus on what footage you have and what type of compilation you want to make. Vivid isn't known for anal action any more than it's known for extreme sex practices (i.e.: circus act sex) although they've shown both in the past. Focus focus focus when making a compilation to make fans happy. In a related note, don't keep using the same scenes all the time if you're not going to list the scenes on the outside of the dvd box (in readable type face) or in advertising releases. I've been noticing a lot of duplication in the compilations I've watched. While I'm very appreciative that Vivid has started listing the performers and the movie at the beginning of the scenes, fans will want to know if they've already bought a number of the scenes if they want to drop some bucks for the dvd.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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