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Joey Silvera's Service Animals 14

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/6/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Joey Silvera's Service Animals 14: Get Loose

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Tiana Lynn, Kohl Mynah, Mark Ashley, Crystal Ray, Mandy Bright, Frank Gun, Dick Delaware, Brett Rockman, Domineko, Alicia Rhodes, Ashley Long, Cris Taliana, Joey Silvera, Avena Lee

Length: 137 minutes

Date of Production: 6/1/03

Extra's: 27 minutes of extra footage, photogallery, filmographies, websites, cast list, fetish menu, paper insert of dvd catalog in dvd case

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. For the most part, it looked clear and well shot with only minor amounts of grain and color bleeding. There were some compression artifacts here and there but not often enough to worry about. The audio was in stereo English and generally clear although a few performers were not easily heard. The background noises were a lot lower than in other recent releases by Evil Angel.

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Body of Review: Other than some movies he made back when I was much younger, I know Joey Silvera as the guy who likes other guys. I remember reviewing Joey Silvera's Big Ass She-Male Road Trip 5, and thinking "Why can't he just accept his bisexual nature?" but he also makes some hardcore straight porn as well. Such is the case with Service Animals 14. In the movie, we get to see an awful lot of anal, oral, straight, and fetish action-more than most guys need for a dozen sessions of "self love". That being the case, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Tiana, the blonde in the upper right hand corner of the dvd case, Kohl, and Mark had a scene after she teased the camera a bit with her fleshy ass. I thought her little workout on the stairmaster in the thong was kind of hot but her oral skills were good too. There was some fake looking squirting going on but the oral and straight sex were the real deal. Heat? Some heat but mechanical in most ways with a lot of goo on her face when they were through.

Scene Two: Crystal, the blonde on the lower right hand corner of the dvd cover, and Mandy, the dark haired European gal with the skull & bones shirt on in the lower left hand side of the cover, took on Frank, Dick, Brett, and Domineko in a warehouse after meeting the guys outside. Mandy took some hard anal here and the scene was almost as good as she has done elsewhere. If you are really into gangbangs, you'll like it more than I did. Lots of loads to the faces here too.

Scene Three: Alicia and Ashley, after warming up with some fetish gear that was quite hot, did Kohl in a room. They are the two gals on the upper left side of the dvd cover and looked a bit better than an average girl next door. He had the goods to get them off, even if they didn't appear to do so, and the ensuing action was heavy on oral and straight before the inevitable anal. Not bad and there was a bit of chemistry going on here between the gals at least. Moderately rough if that's what you like.

Scene Four: Cris, the gal on the lower middle of the dvd cover where it reads "Special Guest Appearance", did Joey with a quick blowjob and straight sex act in an open garage. Not exactly earth shatteringly warm but it said the scene was only a preview so I'll consider it a warm-up and nothing more.

Scene Five: Avena, the featured dvd cover gal who this scene was supposedly introducing, and Dick, had a scene where she bossed him around and made him do as she pleased. She slapped him around and gave some oral before teasing him while wiggling her tight ass on the stair master machine. She then took some straight sex and a load to the mouth before swallowing it. Fairly warm if not as hardcore as some of the other scenes.

Scene Six: Alicia, a chunky bleached blonde, took care of Joey orally before giving him a titty fuck and handjob to orgasm. Weak compared to the other scenes but more of a bonus scene in many ways.

Summary: The cast was well versed in sexual antics even if they weren't the best looking bunch to be featured in a movie by Evil Angel. Hardcore action that's fairly well shot with lots of fuck for your buck is worth, in this case at least, a rating of Recommended. If you think every gal should do anal, ATM, and circus act sex, or if you think Wicked Pictures is too harsh for your viewing pleasure you'll want to lower the rating a bit.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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