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Blow Me Sandwich

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/9/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Blow Me Sandwich

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Oral

Director: Greg Alves

Cast: Lea Demay, Monika Sweetheart, Ander Page, Fallon Summers, Ashley Long, Angel Long, Alaura Eden, Courtney Divine, Anna Nova, Ashley Moore, Carmen, Angela Crystal, Charmane, Karen Kam, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis, Mark Wood, Tristan Seagal

Length: 113.5 minutes

Date of Production: 2/20/03

Extra's: Behind the Scenes, tease footage, cum shot recap, photogallery, double sided dvd cover

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:! ratio color and looked pretty clear. I noticed a couple of compression artifacts and some minor grain but nothing worth worrying about. The audio was in stereo English and the slurping and moans were also fairly clear.

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Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is a company that advertises they have zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography. In this latest release from them, Blow Me Sandwich, the movie shows two gals providing some anonymous guys with blowjobs. I prefer to see all the action but it's a nice change of pace to see a bunch of hotties providing oral relief to the usual guys. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by female cast, noting that the guys aren't credited and the sex was all oral:

Scene One: Lea, one of the hotter looking gals I used to fawn over a few years back, and Monika, a current favorite among fans all over the world, took on their customer with smiles on their faces. Lots of energy and enthusiasm made this a winner scene.

Scene Two: Fallon and Ander, not my first choices but certainly better than most guys hook up with on a regular basis, took on their customer with a fair amount of zeal if not as much as the previous duo. Fair.

Scene Three: Ashley and Angel, the long legged blondes from the UK, took care of their mission with a good amount of skill and dirty talk. While some of the time I got the feeling that they would've rather been taking the manly meat inside their back doors, they did show lots of eye contact which helped make it a solid scene too.

Scene Four: Courtney and Alaura, two of the more average (at least here) gals of the show, took care of their duty next. Not the worst scene but nothing special either.

Scene Five: Anna and Ashley (Moore this time), showed why they are in such high demand with their wonderfully solid skills. If the guy had any chrome on his trailer hitch he needed removed, these two could've taken care of it with their Hoover-like abilities. Yum!

Scene Six: Angela and Carmen, a team that seemed a bit unequal as Carmen seemed to be having more fun, had their moment to shine. The licking and eye contact were good with some decent action.

Scene Seven: Karen, a gal that looked too young for my tastes, and Charmane, a beautiful young gal with stunningly clear eyes, showed that brunettes are good at orally pleasing men too. Warm.

Summary: Zero Tolerance is still learning the ropes and I can forgive them their minor problems here. If you like oral only action, with the guys kept off screen (except for their members), you'll probably like this one more than I did. It was very good for what it offered though so I'm giving it a rating of Recommended.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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