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Grand Theft Anal

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/10/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Grand Theft Anal

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Anal

Director: Wendi Knight

Cast: Jessica Darlin, Mark Davis, Mandy Bright, Ben English, Alicia Rhodes, Mark Wood, Rio Mariah, Dick Delaware, Anna Nova, Steve Holmes, Hanna Harper

Length: 132.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/1-17/03

Extra's: 13.5 minutes of striptease by the women, 16 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage (which had some limitations-check out Alicia's breasts during her interview for lots of video noise), cumshot recap, photogallery, double sided dvd cover

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. There was some problems with over saturated colors here-I think it was due to the lighting, and this caused some grain as well. I did notice some motion artifacts and other minor problems from time to time as well. The audio was in stereo but there was little separation between the channels. Most of the vocals were clear enough so this area of the production was okay.

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Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is a company that advertises they have zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography. I just saw Blow Me Sandwich and noted that this upstart company may soon challenge the gonzo market if they work on polishing up their technical aspects a bit. In Grand Theft Anal (a sly take off of the video game, Grand Theft Auto), you won't find anyone stealing an ass but you will find lots of anal action. The show took a host of willing gals who do anal and let guys do them after some oral sex. Nothing overly creative but fans of anal and ATM (ass to mouth) will be happy to note that all the scenes had this without any vaginal sex after a short interview by cameraman Mike "Quasarman" McCormick-why he's not credited as the director is a mystery to me but he lends his considerable talent, and humor, to the proceedings just fine. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast, keeping in mind that all the action is fairly similar:

Scene One: Jessica, a cute blonde with a love of anal sex, took on Mark. The gal had some kicking curves and the right attitude which made this scene a notch above average for this type of show.

Scene Two: Mandy, one of the foremost anal queens in the jizz bizz, took on Ben in a scene that started off with her doing a gag scene and spitting on his penis. She then presented her ass for his pleasure and he did what anyone else in his position would do-boned her until he blew his wad. Mandy is perhaps the most energetic of the anal queens here and fans will appreciate her dedication and enthusiasm. Yum!

Scene Three: Alicia, a blonde with large breasts and a big smile, let Mark have the honors here. While he's not really well endowed and doesn't really have great abilities in the sack, she was nice enough to let him play with her shapely ass before they got started. A bit of spanking before he rims her and uses fingers to warm up her back door. Not a bad scene and I'm not surprised since she's a good performer.

Scene Four: Rio, a gal who violates rule #2 of the Zero Tolerance rulebook, turned in a pretty solid performance with Dick on the couch. By the numbers with a toy to make her ready for him but not nearly as good as most of the scenes here.

Scene Five: Anna, a hot looking gal with a blonde mane of hair and a great ass, had sex with Steve. These two Germans had a great scene together and I hope they use her more often. To be fair, I feel obligated to point out that she violated rule #5 but I soon forgot about that after watching her in action. Lots of energy and chemistry here. Yum!

Scene Six: Hannah, no longer a contract performer with another company, and Mark, had a great scene to finish the dvd out with. Her looks are such that she easily rated the front dvd cover (on both sides) and her sexual energy is even better. Good job.

Summary: I'm not the biggest fan of ass to mouth (ATM) action, nor do I like when movie's skip the vaginal sex in preference to the anal, so my rating of Recommended will be low for those who enjoy the rougher aspects of this dvd. If anal is your thing, you'll want to look at this one since it really does provide a solid set of scenes with some real cuties.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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