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South American Pie

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/16/03

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South American Pie

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Latin Women, Anal

Director: Richard Larusa

Cast: Andrea, Anita, Barbara, Karine, Kelly, Monaliza, Morgana, Carol, Jessica
Note: none of the men are named or credited anywhere on the dvd cover or the credits.

Length: ~130 minutes (no time code)

Date of Production: 11/02 to 2/03 (box), 1/5/03 to 2/25/03 (credits)

Extra's: 14.5 minutes of striptease by the women, 14 minutes of lesbian bonus scenes, 9.5 minutes of masturbation footage, cumshot recap, photogallery, double sided dvd cover

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. There were some problems with grain but otherwise it looked pretty good. The audio was in stereo but there was little separation between the channels. Most of the vocals were clear enough so this area of the production was okay.

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Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is a company that advertises they have zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography. I recently reviewed Blow Me Sandwich and thought that the company may be onto a formula for success. While other releases have had some rough edges, they also show promise with regard to what fans want. In the latest ZT release, South American Pie, the company provides 6 scenes of Latina women, using 9 gals (8 do anal), for your ahhh...viewing pleasure. Here's a breakdown of those scenes for you:

Scene One: Andrea, an average looking gal with a long mane of black hair, took on a nameless Black guy outdoors. She gave great head but seemed more at home with a condomless penis inside her ass than pussy. A bit of ATM before the facial. Not bad.

Scene Two: Anita and Barbara, a couple of lean young gals, took on a nameless Latino male after warming up with one another in the bonus footage. The scene included anal but the sex on a bed wasn't particularly hot. There was a violation of rule number 5 here (stupid looking tattoo). Fair.

Scene Three: Karine and Kelly, another couple of lean gals with DSL's, pleasured a couple of nameless guys by an outdoor pool before taking it inside. Lots of oral before the straight, anal, ATM and DP sex. Pretty good this time.

Scene Four: Monaliza, another cutie that violated rule #5, and yet another nameless guy, had sex in a living room. All that you'd expect, including anal, before the pop shot. Warmish.

Scene Five: Morgana, a tiny looking gal with light hair, and a Black guy had sex indoors. The POV blowjob was the best thing about it for me as her moans seemed almost canned in their fakeness. Those who like seeing large Black penises inside little Latina asses will like it though. Pass.

Scene Six: Carol and Jessica, after warming each other up on abed, invite a guy to join them. I liked this scene although the guy had a small penis and the action a bit weaker than a few of the other scenes (some anal for those who care).

Summary: I usually find that companies who trim the corners (no time code, no male credits, and lighting that wasn't up to par) seem to go one of two ways, either they fall off the map or they polish up those corners more in the future. I can't be too tough on Zero Tolerance since they are so new and have offered some solid scenes in the past. For the most part, the scenes here weren't bad either but many of them lacked a bit of heat that could've really set them ablaze. No condoms were used, most of the gals did anal, and there was some ATM (ass to mouth) and DP action for the freaky sex lovers. The gals weren't as good looking as what you'll find in most Red Light District or Evil Angel Latina-flavored flicks but they weren't any uglier than the gals who live in my neighborhood either. Check it out as a rental before laying down any hard earned cash but it might well appeal to some of you more than it did me.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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