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Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/16/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Club Freak: Live With Kylie Ireland

Adam & Eve

Genre: Feature

Director: Roy Karch

Cast: Mia Smiles, Steve Hatcher, Britney Skye, Marty Romano, Sindee Coxx, Kylie Ireland, Alexis Fire, Kyle Stone, Mickey G.

Length: 90 minutes

Date of Production: 3/19/03

Extra's: 25 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, cast bios, photogallery, bonus scene from Dreamscape with Gina Lynn and Travis, trailers

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. There was some problems with over-saturated colors, poor lighting and grain. So, the picture looked lame but what about the music you ask? Well, It was in stereo but not particularly well done either. I heard a number of "crackles" that sounded like a short in a circuit or a clicking sound. There was some problem with the levels too but the picture was the worst part here.

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Body of Review: Adam & Eve have made some fine examples of modern day porn over the years. While most of their releases are directed towards the couples market-typically not very extreme in the sex shown, little anal, and generally focused on providing scenes for those who don't see a lot of porn, every once in awhile, they surprise me. Club Freak is not one of those times. The movie sets itself up as a look at a live sex show hosted by the lovely Kylie Ireland for the internet. She interviews people who them have sex. While not exactly a high-minded concept, this being porn, it's good enough. Sadly, for all the cool looking fetish outfits, the sex itself was lacking (for me at least). I'm a fan of Kylie's so any time a scene has her in it and I can't get off-there's a major problem. here's a breakdown of the scenes for you:

Scene One: Mia, a cute little Asian gal wearing fetish attire, and Steve, had a scene in the dungeon. After a short interview with Kylie, the two go at it with straight and oral only. I didn't see a condom but it was so dark, I couldn't see a lot of things. Fair.

Scene Two: Britney, a hot blonde, and the tattooed man himself, Marty, provided a show as though they were on the internet. Oral and straight sex only although they looked to be having some fun. Fair.

Scene Three: Sindee, after putting on a striptease, did the deed with Kylie. I liked Kylie's fetish outfit and she seemed to be having fun but I've seen far better from her. The red tinted lights that had been so distracting throughout the movie were even worse here. As a Kylie fan, I gave it a "fair" so those who aren't fans will want to skip it.

Scene Four: Alexis, a redhead with large curves, and Kyle, the "Joe Average" porn stud, had a scene on a bed. Some toe sucking and I liked her latex corset but while the action wasn't bad, I was getting kind of pissed off that the "cutting edge show" was tame in regards to what was shown by this point. Fair.

Scene Five: Kylie, still looking like a cutie after all these years in the business, and Mickey, had a scene after the show ended. Mickey being a major pervert, I expected to see some really twisted sex here. After a few swats on her ass, they had what amounted to vanilla sex with a condom. What a gyp.

Summary: I'm not so jaded that I can't appreciate good porn, regardless of how extreme the sex is but the whole premise of the movie here was to show cutting edge scenes. It didn't and suffered from run of the mill action which is not something a good porno should be showing. I'm rating it as a Skip It for anyone who's seen more than a few adult movies.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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