Cast: Cheyenne Silver, Marty Romano, April Flowers, Eric Masterson, TJ Cummings, Ann Marie, Dale DaBone, Steven St. Croix
Non-sex by Vivien Vail
Length: 84 minutes
Date of Production: 12/4/01
Extra's: 10.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, short Cheyenne Silver biography, 5 unrelated bonus scenes, positions room, double sided dvd cover, 2 photogalleries, trailers, spam
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. There was some grain and the colors were not exactly great but it was an improvement on the first volume. The audio was presented in 2.0 stereo and was generally clear. Nothing special but you could hear the vocals, even if they were a bit hollow.
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Body of Review: Porn spoofs on super hero movies are few and far between with most of them ending up really stupid. I remember reviewing C-Men 1 and thinking that it wasted a lot of potential but did have some funny moments. It left with a cliffhanger and I figured the sequel would clear things up. Well, the truth is that the sequel C-Men 2: The Fanny Force really had little to do with the first one, sporting an all-new female cast and no continuity to speak of. That's not a bad thing necessarily but why bother with a plot if you're not going to have some fun with it? Steven, Dale and Eric were all back as "The Green Goofus", "Mr. Mirror", and "The Fart", to make you smile as they did the gals in fishnet body stockings for no real reason other than they could. Anyway, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:
Scene One: Cheyenne, the lead cutie here, and Marty, had a scene on a couch in an office. Oral and straight only with a condom but plenty to like with the chemistry they displayed.
Scene Two: April, in a fishnet body stocking and weird make-up, had Eric on a bed. The no hands blowjob was pretty solid as was the straight doggy style sex but she's done better before. Still, it wasn't bad and had some minor warmth.
Scene Three: Cheyenne, still looking hot, and TJ the pizza boy, had sex on the couch. Her dirty talk helped make this one worth watching but otherwise it was a by-the-numbers scene.
Scene Four: Ann, a lean little gal with cute curves, and Dale, had a scene on a bed. The action was pretty formula driven by this point with the oral okay but the straight not bad.
Scene Five: Cheyenne, in her office chair, and Steven, had some fun. I liked her eye contact during the oral and the fishnet outfit really worked for me. The scene was too short but I did enjoy it. Still, it was tame compared to her other work.
Summary: I think that couples looking for spoofs on the current X-Men style movies will appreciate this one enough to Rent It but only fans of the lovely Cheyenne will want to own it. It had some fun sex but with a sub-name like "Fanny Force", you'd think a bit of anal action was merited here. It wasn't a bad movie; it just wasted so much potential. Even Steven's mugging for the camera was tame this time.
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