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Golden Girls 2

Studio: Video X Pix » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/1/03

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Golden Girls 2: The Pourne Identity


Genre: Feature

Director: Hero Bosch (per dvd cover), Frank Thring (per the credits)

Cast: Melody Magic, Zora Banx, Cristal, Samantha, Mandy, Dorothy Love, Kelli, Lana, Jasmine, Zenza Raggi, Thomas Stone, Jordan, Roly Reeves, James Brossman, Ricardo Bell

Length: 95.5 minutes

Date of Production: 2/25/03

Extra's: photogallery, trailers

Note: The dvd case advertised a Behind the Scenes feature and director's biography but neither was present on the dvd.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. Most of the time, the picture was crisp and clear with minimal grain. There were some problems with lighting but nothing major. The stereo audio was hollow and too light compared to the music track in most of the scenes. The dvd transfer was generally solid with very few artifacts present.

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Body of Review: Under Hustler's new "H2" designation, the company is releasing a fair amount of new material. In the latest dvd, Golden Girls 2, the story is about a guy who has amnesia, played by Zenza, as he struggles to regain his memory with the help of a cute young gal he observed urination when he awoke from his slumber in a field. The mystery unfolded with a secret plot about a formula but this being porn, especially porn with a cast that barely speaks English, you can disregard the plot in favor of watching the gals have sex. Here's a breakdown of the scenes, based partially on the credits (since the chapter listings are wrong) and partially on the expert assistance of a friendly employee of a large corporate porn production company:

Scene One: Melody, a cute little blond with too much ink, and a guy were getting it on beside an indoor pool. I liked her eye and tongue technique as much as her little outfit (stockings, garter, and camisole with platform shoes). There was oral, straight and anal sex (good reverse cowgirl action too) before the facial. It looked mechanical with no chemistry since the vocals were stripped away in favor of the music.

Scene Two: Cristal, the lead gal with a beautiful face and body, did Zenza in a bed. There was some chemistry present and the sex included oral with straight before the facial. Her eyes were crystal blue and hot to look at as she engaged him during the scene.

Scene Three: Samantha, a cutie with light brown hair and a lean body, and Zenza, had sex on a couch after she started playing with a wand style vibrator. There was only oral and straight sex with minimal heat but she did look good during the scene.

Scene Four: Zora and Mandy had a lesbian scene by some stairs with Zora taking the dominant role. Toys and tongues were the main ingredients in a scene that wasn't bad at all.

Scene Five: Dorothy, Kelli, Lana, and Jasmine took on Jordan, Roly, James, and Ricardo in a large living room orgy scene. The sex was mostly oral and straight with some anal tossed in for the fans. It wasn't the best orgy scene I've watched but it was okay.

Summary: I didn't like the music getting preference over the vocals and I would've preferred getting the advertised extras listed on the dvd case but the gals looked good. Their enthusiasm wasn't really great so the heat factor was minimal but I still think it merited a rating of Rent It. It wasn't Hustler's finest hour but it wasn't terrible either.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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