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Don't Tell My Parents

Studio: Vivid » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 9/5/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Director: various

Cast: Maria Schauss, Teri Starr, Devon, Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver, Miko Lee, Daniella Rush, Kate Frost, Cassidey, Ann Marie, Loureen Kiss, Barbarella, Delfynn, Jenteal, Katie Gold, Vince Vouyer, Dale DaBone, Jeremy Steele, Steven St. Croix.

Length: 3 hours 30 minutes

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Extra's: The extras on this disc is a joke. There's a photo slide show, and a few trailers of other Vivid titles. That's it. Granted, there's 3.5 hours of material on this disc, so something had to suffer. Infuriating as usual is Vivid's typical scene selection menu - There are no descriptions of the scenes, you're just presented with the numbers 1-20, to select a scene. This makes it a pain to find a particular scene, but at least each scene is preceeded with a title screen with the stars names.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame. For the most part, the picture quality resembled VHS, with washed out colors and not much clarity. There were one or 2 scenes that looked better than average, which reflect the newer scenes on the disc. The 2-channel stereo audio was fine, with some generic background music that faded out as the scenes got more intense.

The Movie: The title of this movie should be "Don't tell my parents that I got ripped off!" You'd think given the title that there'd be younger stars in this movie. However, it's just another generic Vivid compilation DVD, with no common theme to bring the scenes together. There's really nothing noteworthy on the disc, just 20 average sex scenes that are pretty traditional in nature. There are alot of famous stars on this disc, but don't let that fool you - Most of the scenes are lukewarm at best, and offer nothing new.

Final Thoughts: There's not much to say here, this is your typical generic complication DVD, with nothing out of the oridinary to make it stand out besides the snazzy slipcover. The title is misleading, and it's just another sorry excuse from Vivid. Lately, it seems as they've been putting out alot of these types of discs. I recommend you look for something else, as there are better titles elsewhere.

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