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Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/13/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended



Genre: Feature

Director: Chi Chi LaRue

Cast: Aria, TJ Cummings, Amber Micheals, Frank Fortuna, Cheyenne Silver, Marty Romano, Brittney Skye, Briana Banks, Dee, Anthony Hardwood

Length: 86.5 minutes

Date of Production: 5/1/02

Extra's: 10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Dave Stotts, 5 unrelated bonus scenes, 2 photogallery, short Briana Banks biography, double sided dvd cover, trailers, spam

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. There was less grain than usual here and while the color saturation and artifacts were troublesome, I paid more attention to the action than the defects of the picture (which says something about the picture quality versus the heat level). The audio was in stereo English with no subtitles. The vocals were clear but the droning music needed work. Most of the problem was how loud it was compared to the vocals but it was also a bit distorted.

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Body of Review: Vivid makes a lot of feature porno's with their lovely contract stars. You know the type of gal they spend their money on, typically blonde with large implants and a certain "look". If you like one of their movies, you'll generally be happy with most of them (with some minor variations, this formula has served Vivid well over the years). In a movie they made last year, Titsicle, the Vivid formula, as directed by Director Chi Chi LaRue, is alive and well. The movie took a slight look at an ice cream parlor where the flavors included the ladies working there. The minor plot had to do with a competitor trying to determine why sales were down compared to the parlor, not knowing the "sprinkles" included the staff. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Aria, looking fit as ever, and TJ had sex on a table in an office. There was a lot of oral, including some foot fetish action, before they rimmed each other. The two then had vaginal sex with her getting very vocal about it. It was a good scene.

Scene Two: Amber, the gal with large implants and a curvy body, did partner Frank at the ice cream parlor while sitting at a table. Initially, she blew him and he reciprocated before Cheyenne and Marty, sitting beside them, started going at each other too. While Cheyenne was bouncing on Marty, riding him cowgirl style, Amber rimmed Frank. Amber and Frank then screwed, including some anal action, before the pop shots.

Scene Three: Briana, Brittney, and Dee went at each other in a storage room with oral and toys. It was actually a pretty warm lesbian scene. If you like these three with guys, you'll probably like them with each other as much as I did.

Scene Four: Brittney, the blonde with thin arms and large implants, took care of TJ at the counter of parlor. Man was he ripped here! Those wanting to see a bodybuilder plugging a porn star need look no further. There was oral and straight action here and some chemistry but not as much as a few other scenes here.

Scene Five: Briana, the blonde lead of the show, and Anthony, had their chance to shine. It started off with very playful oral and progressed to a titty fuck before they boned. After popping on her chest, he licked his own juice off of her (eww). Except for the licking part, it was well done.

Summary: Okay, the plot was easily dismissible and the acting not bad enough to interfere with the sex. Since the sex is the reason why we rent or buy porn, we need to focus our gaze at that and , for the most part, it was warm enough for me to rate this as Recommended for fans of Briana, Aria and Brittney (the other gals were no slackers themselves). It wasn't meant to be a blockbuster release (or it would've been released prior to now) but it was fun to watch. I just wish the technical aspects were a bit stronger.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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