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Say Aaah

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/21/03

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Say Aaah, This Won't Hurt A Bit

Wicked Pictures

Genre: Feature

Director: Jim Enright

Cast: Alexa Rae, Brad Armstrong, Tara, Kyle Stone, Ginger Paige, Nick East
Non-sex roles by Jim Enright

Length: 80.5 minutes

Date of Production: 7/7/99

Extra's: 3 minutes of bloopers, trailers, promo reels, photogalleries, Star Stats, Free Speech Coalition commercial, dvd-rom materials, double sided dvd cover, paper dvd catalog

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot on video. Sadly, the lighting was weak here and that harmed the heat factor a lot. Several times, I wondered if the movie was shot under the red light of Krypton (yes, it was that bad) and the grain and color saturation reflected this fact. The audio was presented with a choice of either 5.1 Dolby Digital English or 2.0 Spanish. The music wasn't great but the vocals were clear.

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Body of Review: Once upon a time, Alexa Rae was a Wicked Pictures contract performer. As such, she was one of the premiere performers in the industry before she stopped making porn (only to return later). Wicked has always been very selective in terms of who they picked to represent them and Alexa proved more than a few times that she had the acting talent, the raw sexual energy, and the look to improve an already solid company. While working for Wicked, she developed quite a following, myself included, based on several of her hit performances. As Wicked digs into it's very deep vaults, fans are given the treat to see earlier, less well developed, performances of this attractive young lady. The only problem with such releases is that they tend to be lower budget, less well-made movies (otherwise, Wicked would've released them long ago), made for fans only. Such is the case with a minor, very rough gem known as Say Aaah, This Won't Hurt A Bit. The movie centered on a young Alexa who played a candy striper in a local hospital. She is shy and wants to become more sexually aggressive so she learns from Tara, a nurse with an appetite for sex. While it's not great, it has a lot of Alexa in it so if that's what you're looking for, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Alexa, looking lean and tasty, took on Brad in a hospital bed. I loved her candy striper outfit and lingerie almost as much as the action here. While the action consisted solely of oral and straight sex, it was still plenty warm for this reviewer to enjoy.

Scene Two: Tara, a curvy blonde who was a few years past her porno prime, and Kyle, had a scene in a room. While she wasn't as attractive as Alexa, she made up for it a bit by being very energetic. In fact, I'd say she rode him for all she was worth. Not a bad scene between these two performers.

Scene Three: Alexa and Tara had a lesbian scene on a couch. This was a slower scene with the two of them taking their time to enjoy one another a bit. Most of the sex was oral but some toy usage was also included.

Scene Four: Ginger, looking poor with the bad lighting, had a scene in a hospital bed with Nick. The technical qualities here were worse than any other scene of the movie and that's saying an awful lot (in general, the movie looked bad). The sex was below average in terms of heat and chemistry too. Pass.

Scene Five: Alexa, Tara and Brad had a scene on a couch. I liked this scene enough to watch it a few times, even with the weak production qualities displayed. Alexa's dirty talk can really send a guy over the edge and Tara helped her along in this regard.

Summary: I'm torn on rating this one. As a fan of Alexa's, I want to give it a higher rating than it really deserves but the problems with the picture in several of the sex scenes forces me to be fair and only give it a rating of Rent It. Big fans of Alexa will want to buy it when they find a sale but otherwise, the sex was too limited, the lighting too lame, and the amount of sex too short to suggest anything else.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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