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No Holes Barred

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/2/03

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

No Holes Barred

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mark Davis

Cast: Sophie Evans, Brian Surewood, Frank Gun, Mark Davis, Brooke Balentyne, Alex Sanders, Jon Dough, Gauge, Tony Ribas, Tristan Seagal, Taylor Rain, Olivia Del Rio

Length: 116 minutes

Date of Production: 3/1/03 to 3/5/03

Extra's: 8.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, 12 minutes of striptease footage, photogallery, cumshot recap, double sided dvd cover, CREDITS!

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. As usual, there were some problems with over saturated colors here that appeared to be the result of weak lighting. This is one of my pet peeves with Zero Tolerance since I'm sure that the cameraman (a director himself) knows how to compensate for lighting problems). The audio was in stereo English and while sometimes a bit low, wasn't bad.

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Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is a company that advertises they have zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography. The latest release by the company is No Holes Barred. In the movie, five gals, all exceptionally talented and attractive gals, took on three guys, with their mouth, vagina and ass used to pleasure the men. All of the women did ass to mouth (ATM) or swallowed too. If you like seeing the real pro's of gonzo doing their best on a group of guys, you'll want to check out this tribute to raincoaters everywhere. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Sophie, the robust and curvy European babe that spends lots of time in front of the camera, Mark, Frank, and Brian, had a scene on a couch. Like the other scenes, condoms weren't used and each hole was filled at the same time. The chemistry and heat were readily apparent here.

Scene Two: Brooke, a cutie that never wants to waste time, did Alex, Jon and Mark without any delay. The scene opened up with Mark throat-gagging her and the others joining right in. This gal was lively! In the end, she seemed to swallow down the splunk like it was a tasty treat. Very warm scene.

Scene Three: Gauge, one of the smallest gals in the jizz bizz, Mark, Tristan, and Tony were up next. Gauge has always been a hit or miss performer for me; either I really liked a scene with her in it or I really hated it (most of the time). This was one of the good ones and she showed little fear of reaching any limit with these three bruisers. Not as hot, for me anyway, as the previous two scenes, but still warm.

Scene Four: Taylor, a lean brunette with a great looking face, Tristan, Mark, and Tony, went at one another on the set. She lubed them up with her gobs of saliva and left streamers everywhere while blowing them before they started in on her other two holes. Like the other gals (except Brooke) she did ATM with glee. This was also a good scene for fans of hardcore sex.

Scene Five: Olivia, a gal that I've found more and more appealing lately, Tony, Jon, and Tristan, had their scene next. The guys put her curvy body to good use and she did everything to be expected and more. That she did it was enthusiasm and a drive to please made her more enjoyable to me. Very solid scene!

Summary: While the technical issues were troublesome, the heat of the scenes was apparent in every case. The gals were hot, the action hardcore, and the chemistry/heat/energy, were all very high in most of the scenes. If Quasarman was the "real" director here, he did a great job on the couplings but far worse than he used to do on the technical aspects he was always so good at. In all, this was well worth a rating of Highly Recommended is you like your sex really hardcore without the frills of proper lighting and such.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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