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Italian Sausage II

Studio: Don Goo » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 10/11/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Director: Shawn Ricks

Cast: Venus, Rebecca Love, Natasha Dolling, Layla Jade, John West, Fabio, Dr. Thomas Gunn M.D.

Length: unknown

Extra's: A slide show. Nothing else. MAJOR PET PEEVE: No running timer, which means that you can't save your position and go back later, or even figure out how far along in the movie you are. I've only seen a few discs setup like this, and it really makes you wonder why they'd create their disc like that. It just screams low quality. The scene selection menu was actually pretty good.

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Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame. There were occasional video glitches, but for the most part, the picture quality was fair. The 2-channel stereo audio had me pulling my hair out, as the volume was all over the place, and you had to keep adjusting it to hear what was going on. The background music was absolutely ridiculous, even for a porno!

The Movie: I'm going to be really blunt here. This is the biggest piece of garbage I've ever watched. The story was idiotic, tried to capitalize on every Italian stereotype in the world, and had a very mediocre cast of women. Natasha Dolling was the only girl worth watching on this disc. She's got a naughty look - slight tan lines, pierced tits, clit, and belly button. Her 12-minute scene was the best on the disc, but that's still not reason enough to buy this DVD. The movie was a sad attempt at trying to be like The Sopranos, and it failed miserably. The ending had a guy dressed up as a girl (complete with goatee), which made absolutely no sense. It just showed you how low-class this video really is.

Final Thoughts: I've never even heard of Lord Perious before, but based on this disc, I'm not going out of my way to check out any of his other works. Save your money for other discs, because this one simply isn't worth it.

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