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Filthy Frank's Real Amateur Porn Vol. 17


Studio: Don Goo » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 10/18/03


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Director: Lord Perious

Cast: Victoria, Selena, Sin Star, Nicolette, and Taylor Ann.

Length: ??

Extra's: The disc has a photo gallery and a cumshot reel, nothing else. MAJOR PET PEEVE: No running timer, which means that you can't save your position and go back later, or even figure out how far along in the movie you are. It seems like all of the Lord Perious discs are like this, and I can't understand why they just don't follow the standard like everyone else. It just screams low quality.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame. There were occasional video glitches, but for the most part, the picture quality was fair. The scenes had alot of very abrupt cuts, which really took away from the video. The 2-channel stereo audio had me pulling my hair out, as the volume was all over the place, and you had to keep adjusting it to hear what was going on.

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The Movie: The box cover for this title is very appealing, so I thought I was in for a treat. How wrong I was. First off, the box cover prominently states, "Filmed on location in Las Vegas!" However, every scene was filmed in the same exact generic hotel room, so for all I know, the video could have been shot at the Motel 6 down the block! Fine, I can deal with that, provided the girls are good looking and the sex is hot. No dice. Selena was the only really good looking girl in the movie, which is a shame. I would have much rather watched 2 hours of her than watch the other girls. Taylor Ann claims she's only 19, but looks like a worn out hooker pushing 30, with some ridiculously large implants that are anything but flattering. (Not to mention, ALOT of tattoos) Nicolette is pretty cute, but has the breasts of an 11-year old. The other girls aren't even worth mentioning. The sex was just luke warm - oral, traditional sex, and a bit of anal, with a MMF scene thrown in for a bit of variety. One thing I found wierd in the first scene was that the guy was wearing a condom (the only condom use in the movie), and when he pulled out of her towards the end, he got oral from her, with the condom still on! He wasn't using a condom when he got oral from her in the beginning of the scene, so why do it that way later on? It just looked sloppy.

Final Thoughts: I said it in my review of Italian Sausage II, I'm not impressed with this studio in the least, and I found this to be another low-quality release. Instead of making 19 movies (and counting) for this series, they should pick the quality girls from those films and put them together in a truly good film, showcasing the locations they're supposedly at. Until they do so, I'm not interested. I wouldn't recommend this disc.



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