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Ultimate Tia Bella

Studio: Vivid » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 10/20/03

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Ultimate Tia Bella

Genre: Compilation

Cast: See review. 

Length: approx 2hrs

Extras: "Bonus Room" [3 extra scenes], "Behind the Scenes", & a Photo Gallery. There are also some previews, an ad for Vivid's website & something called "Sexy Talk" which is actually the FORCED phone sex ads at the beginning [does anyone actually PAY for that..?]

Audio/Video Quality: The video is 1.33:1 full frame ratio. The picture quality and audio is inconsistent. The ten scenes are culled from ten different films. The majority are shot on video and have acceptable audio and video.

Preface about my method: It's my belief that compilations are much better than full features. I mean, think about it. Why do people watch Adult films? Is it for the compelling storylines? How bout the Oscar worthy acting? Nope. It's for sex. Plain and simple. These Vivid compilations serve that purpose. They present you with a DVD that cuts all the bull and gets down to business. 

Now, as far as Tia goes...i'm a BIG fan of hers. Well, maybe I shouldn't say FAN...by definition that'd be the wrong word. How 'bout...admirer. While I don't racially discriminate when it comes to females, I find i'm more attracted to Latin females. Tia [according to a bio I read] is of Latin/Greek descent. So you know what that means...

I really can't judge her on her acting ability [not that you'd necessarily CARE about that], but I can tell you that i've YET to see a scene of hers where it seems she's just "going through the motions". That's why in the following review, i'll rarely comment on her performance. You know that old saying: "If you can't say anything nice...don't say anything at all"? I'm the opposite. If I think she's giving a bad performance, hormones aside, i'll let ya know.

the Scenes:

Scene One ["Where the Boys Aren't 10" featuring Heather Hunter, Jenteal, Lexus, Janine, Kobe Tai, Dyanna Lauren & Leslie Glass]: Taking place on what looks like a rooftop/alleyway, this scene is basically a free-for-all with all the girls getting their licks in. In fact, there's SO much action going on that this scene might take an extra two...or three...or four viewings to catch it all. There's moaning and groaning and it looks like the girls are having a LOT of fun. The initial parings are as follows: Leslie/Jenteal, Heather/Dyanna, Kobe/Janine & Lexus/Tia. Then, they switch up a bit. Heather takes a turn with Janine, Dyanna with Kobe, Jenteal with Lexus & Tia with the late Leslie Glass. It ends up with a writing mound of flesh that will leave most girl/girl fans craving more. Surprisingly though, the majority of the scene is spent hovering around Janine & Heather. You'd think this being the "Ultimate Tia", it'd be made up of scenes where she was front and center. Oh well, it was still a fairly hot scene. Onto the next...

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Scene Two ["Girl Next Door" featuring Derrick Lane]: We join this scene in progress as Tia is in the middle of delivering some mighty fine oral sex to Derrick. After a couple minutes of this, he decides to return the favor. We then begin with the first position. Missionary. Unfortunately, IMO, this scene suffers from some bad camera angles. It begins with a gynecological view of Derrick working Tia over. After that, we get a shot of Tia moaning and grabbing her breasts. Don't get me wrong...this isn't a BAD thing. Except that the way the camera is angled, we're missing the penetrating. Derrick's back and arm fill up almost half the screen. After that, we get a shot of Derrick's face showing him hard at work. Is this necessary? The camera finally focuses on Tia & her breasts WHILE maintaining a view of the penetrating in action. He then tells her to "roll over" and proceeds to mount her from behind. We're subjected to another gynecological shot [from the back] before the action winds up with a shot on Tia's back.

Scene Three ["Camera Shy" featuring Nick East]: The next scene begins with Tia dressed as an angel sitting on a chair [complete with wings], while Nick is dressed as a devil getting some first hand experience on what Heaven must feel like. Now, i'm not sure if this is how the scene plays out in the full movie, but there's no foreplay whatsoever. We go from Nick on his knees, looking like he's ready to sample some of Tia, to Nick on the chair at full attention with Tia mounting him. :hscratch: Oh well. The grinding takes up the majority of the scene, and Tia does a good job of it too. Then, they switch places and Tia is spread wide and Nick does his best to make Tia's gates...pearly. Eventually he does which brings this scene to its climax.

Scene Four ["Fresh" featuring Elle Devyne & Sydnee Steele]: This scene takes place in what looks like a church. Apparently, Tia has walked in on Elle & Sydnee in a compromising position. They wave to her and proceed to sample each others flavors. While this is going on, Tia's on a nearby pew stimulating herself. It isn't long before she joins in. Sydnee gets a taste of Tia while being munched by Elle. After a minute or two of this, Elle & Sydnee ride a heaven sent double headed dildo. Shortly after, they take turns fingering one another. The scene ends with Elle & Sydnee double teaming Tia, who's laying against the church organ. I'm probably going to go to Hell for saying this, but this scene generated MAJOR heat.

Scene Five ["Gettin' Lucky" featuring James Bonn]: We start this scene with some pretty good oral by Tia in a black thong. After a few minutes of this, James quickly does away with the thong and briefly returns the favor. He then proceeds to penetrate her in the missionary position while she uses her finger to provide some anal stimulation. The action switches to doggy position until he shoots on her chest.

Scene Six ["the Look" featuring Marc Wallice]: It begins, as every scene should, with Tia on her knees giving Marc [who's lookin' kinda old] some oral. After a couple minutes, he strips her down and returns the favor. For MORE than a couple of seconds.[ I guess the old school pros know how it should be done...] After spending a fair amount of time down there, Marc finally sits back and lets Tia get a ride. When she's done, she stands up and Marc hits her from behind. This is how the scene ends.

Scene Seven ["Where the Boys Aren't 11" featuring Kobe Tai, Heather Hunter, Leslie Glass, Janine, Dyanna Lauren & Jenteal]: We revisit the girls from the first scene [minus Lexus]. Kobe's getting a good workout from Dyanna & Leslie [LOVE those tanlines] while Tia's getting her hands on Heather's REAL breasts. As this action's going on, Janine & Jenteal are drinking and stripping each other down. I have to say, Janine is hot and all, but that hairstyle has GOT to go. Anyways...Leslie is getting licked by Dyanna, who, in turn, is getting licked by Kobe.  Heather's getting a lil finger stimulation from Tia [who, with her hair pulled back and nothing but a gold chain around her waist, is looking H-O-T]. Jenteal introduces Janine to a black dildo [which, other than Vince Neil, i'm sure is the only phallic thing we'll ever see her take on film]. They all take turns tasting each other. The scene goes on for a while and is much hotter than Scene One. However...the last thing we see is Janine telling Dyanna she was going to "kiss her ass". Janine proceeds to do that and the picture fades. Now I don't know if that's the way the scene ends or if we're victims of premature ....

Scene Eight ["Party Favors" featuring Christian Steele]: Tia's dressed elegantly and getting ready for a party. Christian, eventually talks her in to some oral sex. It's unfortunate that Tia's the only one that had something in her mouth. If I heard ONE MORE "fuck yeah/oh yeah" variation outta Christian's mouth, I was gonna grab that knife on the counter where Tia was cutting up some vegetables and do some damage. [Oh wait...that's only possible in a Cronenberg flick...damn.]

Scene Nine ["Secrets And Lies" featuring AJ]: Oh joy. It's the return of Joe Flaccid. Or limpbizkit. Or Flaccid Boy . Well, whatever his name is, i'm wondering who he knows to be so lucky as to breathe the same AIR as Tia [also, why is his belly button pierced? Guys pierce their stomachs?] 

Grudgingly, I must review...grrr... 

It looks like they're in a storage room. There's patriotic music in the back ground [Stars & Stripes Forever?] Tia's looking good. I'm guessing Senor Flaccid has discovered Viagra, since Tia was actually able to get a couple of minutes outta him...amazing. 

If it wasn't for Mr. Limp this would be a pretty good scene...

Scene Ten ["Gettin' Lucky" featuring Nick East]: Nick East makes his second appearance on this disc. In what looks like a screening room, Nick & Tia exchange oral pleasantries before getting down to two position business. [Tia rides & doggy] This was a pretty good scene. Short, but good.

Scene One ["Broken Promises" featuring Katie Gold & Derrick Lane]
Scene Two ["Unconscious" featuring Cricket, Mark Davis & Erik Everhard]
Scene Three ["the Vision" featuring Brianna Banks, Chandler, Michele Raven, Pat Myne, Cheyne Collins & Dale Dabone]

Summary: As I stated in my preface, compilations are the way to go. Vivid has put together a great one for Tia.

Highly Recommended.

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