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Virtually Yours

Studio: Other » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 10/27/03

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Director: Lord Perious

Cast: Lana Moore.

Extra's: Slide show, credits.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame. The lighting was perfect, the colors were accurate, and the picture was crisp. The 2-channel stereo audio was very good, with only 2 complaints - The audio in the main menu is louder than the rest of the movie, and a few of the "cum" scenes were ALOT louder than the rest of the movie. There is no background music or anything, just the sweet sounds of sex.

The Movie: Having been burned by a number of bad Lord Perious releases lately, I was a bit wary of this title. However, I'm pleased to report that this is really a fantastic disc. It's a virtual sex simulator - If you've seen the "Virtual Sex" series, it's similar to this. Lana Moore is the star of this disc. She's a sultry blonde with an amazing body. What more could you ask for?

The menu on the disc is broken down by sex act, in the following ways:

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Tease: Lana wears a red bra & panty set here, and you can choose to look at her breasts, ass, or pussy. Once you select the body part, you can choose between nice and naughty talk. The naughty talk sounds a bit forced, but it's definitely dirty!

Masturbation: Lana's clothes have disappeared, and you get to choose how you want Lana to masturbate for you. Do you want to see her use a dildo, a vibrator, or her fingers? Once you choose her weapon of choice, you get to choose between nice, naughty, and cum. The cum feature is particularly nice in this setting, and you actually get to watch her get herself off!

Foreplay: In this setting, you get to control how the foreplay goes down. Will you use a vibrator to get her worked up? Or will your finger be able to get the job done? How about using your tongue to give her a lashing she won't soon forget? As with before, you can choose the mood (nice, naughty, and cum). While tongue view sounded like a neat idea, the camera angle they provide you with doesn't actually show you the tongue (or her pussy), just the top of her mound. A bit of a disappointment there.

Sex: This is what it's all about. How do you want to fuck this beautiful vixen? Missionary, Doggie-style, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, or a simple Blowjob? All of the positions are great, with authentic camera angles that make you feel like you're part of the action. Once again, you can choose the mood (nice, naughty, and cum). My only complaint here is that the "cum" selection sometimes forces fake cumshots, which are computer animated. They look completely ridiculous and disappear after being supposedly shot onto Lana's body. With all the work they obviously put into this disc, one wonders why they didn't just shoot multiple takes to get the necessary cumshots!

Final Thoughts: These virtual sex simulators have come a long way over the past few years, and I continue to become more and more impressed with the new offerings. Lana Moore was a great choice as the star for this title, and her performance on this disc is top-notch! As with all new technology, there is always room for improvement. On this disc, the menu system didn't always align properly with the highlighted bars. And an option to make the menus invisible would have been great. But other than that, I can find no fault with this DVD, and I heartily recommend checking this out.

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