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Haulin' Ass

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/1/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Haulin' Ass

Digital Sin/New Sensations

Genre: Feature

Director: Jace Rocker

Cast: Kelli Passion, Chris Cannon, Kylie Wilde, Chloe Jones, Jasmine Lynn, Daisy, Julian, Dillion Day, Michael Scorpio, Steve Hatcher
Non-sex by: Joel Lawrence, Reo D'Genero, Frank Bukkwyd, Scotty 2 Naughty, Stretch, Lucky

Length: 89.5 minutes

Date of Production: 10/30/02 (box), 10/3/02 (credits)

Extra's: trailers, photogallery, double sided DVD cover

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. For the most part, the picture was crisp and clear-far more so than most releases by the company. There was a moment where the screen broke into artifacts and froze for a microsecond but this looked almost like a layer change. The audio was presented in stereo English and sounded pretty clear. The music was a bit too loud during the sex scenes but otherwise not bad.

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Body of Review: Digital Sin is known for their lines of virtual sex movies, vignette series, and features in the adult world. While they aren't always considered the top company, over the years they have released a number of fun movies to enjoy. In their latest release, Haulin' Ass, director Jace Rocker brings us a movie that was an homage to old television shows such as Sheriff Lobo and The Dukes of Hazard. In the movie, Chloe Jones is the madam of a brothel that caters to truckers with the mean old sheriff trying to bust her. The story was really light but it looked like it was made with the thought of a series in mind, given the open-ended way it ended, and began. The sex was geared towards couples and had some condom usage but was a pleasant diversion. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Kelli, a cute and lean blonde, took care of Chris in the parking lot of the drive through restaurant. It was only a blowjob but looked pretty warm for a starter scene.

Scene Two: Kylie, decked out in a bondage outfit, had a lesbian scene with Chloe on a couch. It was only a lick and finger-fest but still pretty warm.

Scene Three: Jasmine and Daisy, both lean little cuties, and Julian had a threesome on his truck. The sex was fun but fairly limited to the usual oral and straight stuff and ended in a double facial.

Scene Four: Kelli, this time in a full scene, took care of Dillion on a bed at the bordello. Both did oral on one another and then he boned her pussy with a condom on. She was energetic and not bad in the sack, taking a facial to the eye. It was a pretty good scene.

Scene Five: Chloe, this time at a diner, did Michael on the counter. The sex included oral and straight but was slower this time than in the other scenes. It also ended with a facial but didn't have the enthusiasm observed elsewhere.

Scene Six: Daisy, this time supporting the local police, performed her magic on Steve (he was a deputy in the movie). While I didn't like her tattoos, I thought she was pretty good at the straight and oral mambo. It ended with the usual facial and the movie cut to the credits.

Summary: While I don't think this was a movie that raincoaters will be seeking out, it was fun and I can see a lot of couples having a good time with it. Fans of the cast will likewise enjoy the action as the scenes had some heat and weren't quite so cookie cutter as many other porno's made these days. I'm going to rate it as Recommended since I enjoyed the pairings here and thought Digital Sin made an extra effort to improve the picture but it was a bit limited in terms of the story (as well as sex). If you get the chance and are a fan of the cast, check it out. As a footnote, the movie was co-written and co-directed by Joel Lawrence.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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